Top 280 P. J. ORourke Quotes

What Enron was doing, what caused investors to embrace it in a rapture of baffled awe, was hiding debt.
P. J. O’Rourke
Why is Iraq so easy to harm and so hard to help?
P. J. O’Rourke
People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
P. J. O’Rourke
Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
P. J. O’Rourke
Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
P. J. O’Rourke
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm

There’s one more terrifying fact about old people: I’m going to be one soon.
P. J. O’Rourke