Top 282 Absurd Quotes

Koreans are worried about the Japanese right-wing people, who tend to be against foreigners. But the Koreans in Japan aren’t even foreigners. They are essentially culturally Japanese. If a family has lived in Japan for three generations, it’s absurd to see them as foreigners.
Min Jin Lee
Like everyone else, I grew up loving the Anne books, but L.M. Montgomery is so much more. Like Jane Austen, she has an eye for the absurd and a gift for the ‘mot juste.’
Lauren Willig
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.
Anatole France
There’s nothing in the First Amendment that even remotely talks about spending money for political contests, and to say that an individual can spend as much of his or her own money as he or she wants constitutionally without any limitation, I think is just absurd.
Arlen Specter
All theatre is absurd.
Eugene Ionesco
I love my homeland, but it’s an absurd country. Politics in the Philippines is like spectator sports!
Miguel Syjuco
Evolution is among the most well-established theories in the scientific community. To doubt it sounds to biologists as absurd as denying relativity does to physicists.
Leonard Mlodinow
I know this might sound absurd, but since I’ve been famous, I believe I’ve only been on two dates that would be considered a ‘first date.’ It’s not the way I’ve ever really engaged in terms of romantic relationships.
Penn Badgley
For centuries many of the world’s distinguished philosophers have assaulted Christianity as being irrational, superstitious and absurd.
Josh McDowell
Award shows are fun but completely arbitrary and absurd. And yet, I will watch every single one of them.
Billy Eichner
There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
No other show was as absurd as ‘Crackerjack’. It had Stu Francis, who was the first person I saw on TV telling jokes for kids, and then there were the Krankies, who were a comedy duo with a middle-aged woman dressed as a schoolboy doing sketches.
Paul Sinha
Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth.
Thomas A. Edison
In the ordinary affairs of life we do not require nor expect demonstrative evidence, because it is inconsistent with the nature of matters of fact, and to insist on its production would be unreasonable and absurd.
Simon Greenleaf
I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it wakes you up out of your everyday pattern. You pull back and look at life a little bit wider because of that one weird thing you weren’t expecting.
Kurt Braunohler
I still kind of believe this absurd line that if you have to write it down, it’s not worth remembering.
Andrew Bird
And if that’s what the American people want, then that’s what the policy should be, of course. But the idea that anything in the United States is too sensitive to discuss or too dangerous to discuss is really, I think, absurd.
Michael Scheuer
What I have found to be so interesting in my life and with my friends and family who have ‘normal jobs’ where they don’t play pretend for a living is that… Hollywood is absurd but very open about its absurdity.
Miriam Shor
In the cloud, customers don’t want a six-month contract negotiation; that concept is absurd when you can implement a cloud-based suite from beginning to end in a month or a few months.
Safra A. Catz
It’s a wonderful thing to be able to make fun of yourself and to do it in a way that sort of preserves your dignity but, at the same time, lets you play the theater of the absurd.
Adam West
The attitude that nature is chaotic and that the artist puts order into it is a very absurd point of view, I think. All that we can hope for is to put some order into ourselves.
Willem de Kooning
I don’t think life is absurd. I think we are all here for a huge purpose. I think we shrink from the immensity of the purpose we are here for.
Norman Mailer
Prosecuting me as an elected politician for expressing the opinions of my constituents is absurd.
Geert Wilders
I feel that I communicate best when I am not deliberately being linear. Along this same line, I feel some of the best sermons I’ve ever heard were in the theatre rather than the pulpit – as, for example, in the Theatre of the Absurd.
Malcolm Boyd
’24’ and 20th Century Fox and Sky TV are not responsible for training the U.S. military. It is not our job to do. To me, this is almost as absurd as saying, ‘The Sopranos’ supports the mafia, and by virtue of that, HBO supports the mafia.’
Kiefer Sutherland
I was 21 in 1968, so I'm as much a child of the '60s as

I was 21 in 1968, so I’m as much a child of the ’60s as is possible to be. In those years the subject of religion had really almost disappeared; the idea that religion was going to be a major force in the life of our societies, in the West anyway, would have seemed absurd in 1968.
Salman Rushdie
Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous – to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I’m outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it’s hardest to see.
Robin Williams
I just think it’s patently absurd for scientists to categorize objects on the basis of the numbers of objects that they can remember.
Alan Stern
I got to play with ZZ Top and introduce Bryan Adams and George Michael. And to have it all topped off by me winning ‘American Idol?!’ It’s pretty absurd.
David Cook
The whole concept of the travel agent is absurd. They appear to be agents of the traveller but are actually agents of the airlines.
Stelios Haji-Ioannou
I always feel kind of absurd and presumptuous presenting a speech.
Moby
Most Americans would agree that Plowshares is a Theatre of the Absurd.
Daniel Berrigan
I’ve always thought things were absurd. It would take a lot more effort for me to see things as reasonable.
Joshua Ferris
I’m a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities.
Sebastian Maniscalco
Albert Camus, a great humanist and existentialist voice, pointed out that to commit to a just cause with no hope of success is absurd. But then, he also noted that not committing to a just cause is equally absurd. But only one choice offers the possibility for dignity. And dignity matters. Dignity matters.
David Simon
We have never observed infinity in nature. Whenever you have infinities in a theory, that’s where the theory fails as a description of nature. And if space was born in the Big Bang, yet is infinite now, we are forced to believe that it’s instantaneously, infinitely big. It seems absurd.
Janna Levin
I’ve turned arrogance into an artform, where it’s so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I’ve never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone.
John Lydon
Without sounding negative, I’m not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I’m more interested in an absurd kind of theater.
Harland Williams
Is it not a species of blasphemy to call the New Testament revealed religion, when we see in it such contradictions and absurdities.
Thomas Paine
I find it slightly absurd that the only thing we consume more of than water is concrete.
Magnus Larsson
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror – anything that upsets me.
Joan Rivers
On Being John Malkovich and the cinema of the absurd, I do enjoy it. I wish there were more like it. The very fact that there can’t be more like it is one of the reasons it’s admirable.
Carter Burwell
Einstein was a great advocate of the notion that good ideas look absurd at the beginning. Camus expressed a similar view.
Michael Leunig
There is a lot going on with negotiations in the football business, and I appreciate some people think that it’s a crazy, absurd amount of money.
Alisson
I’ll never understand why people somehow support pollution. It’s completely irrational, and I don’t get it. Somewhere along the line, they bought into this fiction that one has to choose between the environment and business, which is just a complete falsehood and absurd.
Steven Van Zandt
I’m the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime.
Arthur Miller
I don’t believe any person looking for work is fearful of political judgment. Government is a large institution, and if they believe that people are going to get rid of good employees for political reasons, that’s absurd.
Jan Brewer
It’s absurd to think of ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ this classic, beloved book, beset with a zombie uprising. The goal is to make you suspend your disbelief enough to allow you to get lost in the story and believe what you’re reading for a while.
Seth Grahame-Smith
When you take a character seriously, there’s more room for comedy because you’re not aware of how absurd you are.
Robin McLeavy
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
Albert Camus
Dance looks absurd on film, I think, like little puppets moving around.
Jamie Wyeth
I don’t personally follow trends; I don’t even like the idea of trends. I think it’s kind of absurd that you have to change every six months, so I always try and buy things that hopefully I’ll like forever, and resonate with me.
Lily Cole
I find it hard to take rock groups very seriously or treat them with respect. There is something absurd about these gloomy young men getting together and banging away.
Robert Wyatt
I think what human beings need is to be able to laugh at the absurd, hold on to ambiguity, and learn to love nuance, instead of making everything one or the other, and structurally, so much of the Internet and online publishing doesn’t have room for any of that.
Tavi Gevinson
The power to regulate the value of money does not involve a power to dilute the value of money by inflation, an absurd and self-serving rendering.
Thomas Woods
What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had o

What’s funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for it. So when I made the new Web site, I thought, ‘I just need to make this one even more absurd.’
Jarrett J. Krosoczka