Top 288 Surgery Quotes

I know that people hate me. And I know I’m just a hack journalist and what we do on ‘Lifestyles’ isn’t what you would call television brain surgery.
Robin Leach
Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.
Patricia Heaton
In Hollywood they’re getting younger, but believe me, it’s not the food. It’s the plastic surgery.
S. Jay Olshansky
When I got hurt and had surgery on my left shoulder, my arm was in a sling for over a month but I could play Ping-Pong right-handed. I started playing and got addicted.
Gary Woodland
I think there’s little things you can do with a dermatologist that can stave off major, giant surgery, which is really scary. But I’m all for, if something’s bothering you, fix it. At least talk to somebody to see what it would take to fix it, and see if that’s for you or not.
Christie Brinkley
I had neck surgery and I’m not freaking stupid. I get that my window is smaller than it was and my bump card is ticking.
Tommaso Ciampa
Right now, after having had back surgery, I am finally back to running again.
Frank Shorter
Preventive medicine isn’t part of a physician’s everyday routine, which is spent dispensing drugs and performing surgery.
Deepak Chopra
I’m here instead of having shoulder surgery. But I’m not sure which is more painful.
James Caan
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
I no longer believe in fad diets, crash diets... yes, I

I no longer believe in fad diets, crash diets… yes, I did have a jump-start because years ago I did get the liposuction and a tummy tuck, but I have to say that, if there is a poster child for plastic surgery and the jump-off to a new lifestyle, it would be me.
Wendy Williams
I personally would not have plastic surgery. What the hell for? It looks ridiculous.
Calvin Klein
Every patient of mine who undergoes surgery has to see a psychologist first.
Paul Nassif
There are women who literally squeeze a baby out of their bodies or get cut open in major surgery, have a human being, the next generation of the human race pulled from their bodies, and within a couple of weeks have to go back to work, because if they don’t, they can’t pay their bills. Something’s wrong with that.
Megyn Kelly
It started last year, during the summer. I went to the doctor and they found out it was kidney stones, so they had surgery done to help get those out and to pass them… More just kept coming in. So I had all together before the last show… I had like five surgeries.
Phillip Phillips
I’d never say I’ll never have a facelift, but I’m way too scared of looking like a different person. I have no philosophical or political position on plastic surgery; I just don’t want to look crazy. And I don’t like not being able to tell how old someone is: It’s creepy.
Ellen Barkin
I’ve had a couple of family members deal with cancer, and I remember that moment where they’re going into surgery, and you just have no idea what’s going to happen, and it’s really scary.
Jonathan Levine
Adapting your own book is like performing open-heart surgery on your own child.
Jonathan Tropper
I can always tell when people have had plastic surgery.
Sheryl Crow
It’s just been really hard, ’cause I had a really hard year in 2012 where I had to have triple hernia surgery, and I was out of commission for a year; I couldn’t walk, I couldn’t sing, I couldn’t do anything with work. So it was kind of a rough year.
Wayne Static
I came back after my surgery, throwing four to six miles harder than I did before.
Curt Schilling
Ever since I got back surgery, everything in my life has been about reduction. I’ve got the lightest backpack I can carry and the lightest MacBook.
Jim James
I think I’m still trying to find my feet as an actor. And I know it ain’t brain surgery, but it confuses me and it comes between me and my sleep a lot.
Colin Farrell
What I’m trying to achieve with my surgery is my own personal satisfaction. It’s narcissism.
Pete Burns
Even when I’m winning, hands-down the best, it’s a struggle. I’m thinking, ‘Oh, God! Just get me through this.’ It’s like surgery.
Patrick Chan
I always knew I wanted to be a character in the movies. When I was growing up, I had to have a lot of surgery, and I spent a lot of time recovering at home and in the hospital. Watching movies took me away from my own problems and gave me a total escape.
Josh Ryan Evans
I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery!
Janice Dickinson
It’s a frustrating game because the situations so drastically change at different times over the course of the week, the game, the season. It feels like brain surgery at times.
Tom Brady
I say if a woman wants to get plastic surgery, go for it.
Angelina Pivarnick
I try to speak plainly so that my constituents who don’t follow the nuances of government like I do, because they’re too busy earning a real living, can understand the issues before me. None of this stuff is brain surgery.
John Kennedy
The last time I was in there to set up for a surgery, I was sitting in the waiting room … watching television. And a special came on the news about a guy who got AIDS from re-used medical equipment in the VA. It was the same procedure I was fixing to get. I’m gone. Deuces. I walked out, man.
Marcus Luttrell
Just about everyone is quick to judge plastic surgery, especially on a man. We’ve all seen people who end up looking a little scary.
Nick Wooster
In Beverly Hills, around 3 P.M. on Bedford Drive, a strange rite occurs. All the men and women who have had facial surgery leave the their surgeons and walk up and down the street bandaged like mummies in Prada, waiting for their loved ones to pick them up.
Taylor Negron
When I got injured, when I did the surgery, I made a promise to myself: I will wear the India jersey again.
P. R. Sreejesh
I spent around Rs 25 lakh and went in for a plastic surgery at a Hyderabad hospital, and now I am the proud owner of a perfect heart-shaped bum.
Sherlyn Chopra
I just think that I’ll never have plastic surgery if I’m not in front of the camera. If you make your living selling this thing, which is the way you look, then maybe you do it. But trust me, the minute I’m directing or producing and not starring, I would never even think of it.
Rebecca De Mornay
Plastic surgery can’t make you younger or more beautiful, because beauty is in your eyes, isn’t it? It’s in your soul; you can’t strap it on.
Sarah Parish
One of the problems with being a WWE Superstar is that I literally get zero time off unless I’m injured, and usually when I’m injured I’m sat on the couch unable to move because I’ve just had a surgery.
Wade Barrett
I was only 13 years old when I was forced to face the fragility of my own life. A routine surgery landed me in a medically induced coma for two weeks with a mere 1% chance of surviving. But survive I did.
Claire Wineland
I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that.
Scarlett Johansson
Oh, gosh, okay… well, my biggest injury was probably a bone chip in my ankle that required surgery.
Trish Stratus
In 2003, I had testicular cancer, and I didn't tell any

In 2003, I had testicular cancer, and I didn’t tell anyone about it – maybe five people. I had a fairly significant surgery. I was weak, slumped over. I told people at work I’d been in an accident.
Dan Abrams
I don’t want to fight aging; I want to take good care of myself, but plastic surgery and all that? I’m not interested.
Christine Lahti
I had reconstructive pectoral surgery, I had a cervical neck fusion and a scope, and the scope was the toughest.
John Cena
I attempted various types of plastic surgery, minutely but enough to stave off this encroaching middle-aged body. And every time I did, something went wrong. I felt misshapen, just not natural any more.
Jamie Lee Curtis
I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing. So I would go in maybe once every two or three years, and he’d do a little here, a little there; tweak you, like you tweak your car. Then I became the plastic surgery poster girl.
Joan Rivers
You can teach all sorts of things that improve the practice of management with people who are managers. What you cannot do is teach management to somebody who is not a manager, the way you cannot teach surgery to somebody whose not a surgeon.
Henry Mintzberg
I am being accused of all this plastic surgery, which is absolutely not true.
Nicollette Sheridan
They showed this one beautiful picture of me recently and they had all the things that I had done. I thought it was a great compliment for everybody to think I’ve had plastic surgery.
Cybill Shepherd
The doctors must tell you that one of the risks of surgery is that you might die. This poor doctor was talking to an actress. It was very dramatic to me. To him, it was just a thing he had to say.
Patty Duke
I went to see Dad in hospital after he had gone through one particularly grueling operation. I walked into the room where he was recovering, and he was sitting up in a chair, wearing his shirt and tie. That was after eight hours of surgery. I found that so moving.
Rachel Joyce
I jog every day, but I haven’t had plastic surgery – though that’s not to say if one day I look in the mirror and go ‘Ugh!’ I won’t have something done.
Suzi Quatro
I’m not a fan of plastic surgery. Oh, and I’ve never had a wax in my life. Waxing makes no sense to me because you have to grow it out to wax it.
Elizabeth Banks
If you want to change your hair colour or your nail colour or things like that its fine, but you have to realize the dangers and repercussions of surgery.
Heidi Montag
Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they’re doing it differently. They don’t do brain surgery the way they used to do it either.
Tom T. Hall
I definitely think it’s important to share my process when it comes to the bottom surgery, because that information really isn’t out there.
Jazz Jennings
I’ve never had surgery. I don’t drink. I don’t go out. My shoulders, back, legs, hip, they’re all fine. I think I bring a lot to a team.
Eric Weddle
My fat cells have a memory like Einstein! I’m proof that surgery is not a magic potion. There are many ways to sabotage it.
Carnie Wilson