Top 292 Cats Quotes

I love dogs and cats, but I don’t want to be the guy who says, ‘I’m going to Brussels for a while; can you take Poochie?’ Or even worse, I could be the guy who takes Poochie to Brussels with him – then I’m really in trouble.

Growing up, when I’d throw out the trash, I’d toss it and dart because all the cats would come running. That’s why I still don’t like cats.

Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.

Cats are so wonderful because they’re furry, purry and totally independent.

Everyone has material about cats, and everyone has material about family and what they think about their government or childhood.

Many cats are the death of the mouse.

I would mark 2015 down as the best year of my life. Now, I beat a couple of legends, became World Heavyweight Champion, ascended to the very top of the industry; I got two cats – that was a big deal in 2015.

The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I’m convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don’t cook and so I won’t see it. I do drink Cokes, though, so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.

I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.

Go to Cleveland Clinic, Mayo Clinic, or any college and you’ll see libraries, dormitories, and a lot of buildings that were a result of the generosity of fat cats.

Thank God I have parents who’d support the crazy things I did. If my dad found a snake, I’d take it to the woods. I was always taking these homeless birds and homeless cats home.

Playing solo with an audience for an hour and 30 minutes without a break means I have to, as the jazz cats say, get into the shed and work on my chops.

The first Knightfall story is four issues, and it is extremely focused and intense. People who have read, say, the ‘Cats In the Cradle’ arc in ‘Secret Six’ will get some idea of the primal tone of this story. It doesn’t let up at all, and it ends in a new place.

Nnutthowze was a group I was in back when I wa,s like, 18, 19 maybe. It was DJ Icy Rock, my deceased friend Brian Dennis, the mastermind behind it, and a host of other cats.

If someone offered me a free trip to the International Space Station, I would decline. I like Earth. I like the internet. I like Diet Coke. I have cats. I write about brave people – I’m not one of them.

Cats rule the world.

As far as creating my own theme park, it would probably just have to do with things I like, like my dog and other people’s dogs, and lots of dogs and cats.

I’ve learned to be one of the hardheadedest cats in the world. I’ve learned that.

I’m one of those cats who could listen to Public Enemy and then pop that out and throw an NWA tape in there.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

We’ve gotten involved in cat rescue – we take them in and find homes for them. I’ve always loved cats. I saw how homeless cats were living out there. We take them in, put out flyers.

I’m allergic to cats, so I’m psychologically wired to associating kittens with itchy eyes and popping Claritin.

With the Stray Cats at least, we really took the music somewhere else. First, we wrote our own songs. That’s a real weak point in modern classics if you do rockabilly or blues.

I collect records. And cats. I don’t have any cats right now. But if I’m taking a walk and I see a cat, I’m happy.

One thing about Italians is you can’t let them in your head. They’re inquisitive. The English and Germans are a dog tribe; the Italians are cats. They’re very helpful, but it’s in their own rhythm, their own way, and it can drive you crazy.

Each year, billions of animals are subjected to cruelty on factory farms, feed lots, and slaughterhouses. The brutality that these animals endure would be grounds for felony cruelty charges if inflicted upon our cats and dogs.

My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature – cats, dogs, birds and buffaloes everywhere.

When all candles be out, all cats be grey.

Cats are useless.

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.

I’m not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I’m not looking for the secret to life… I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.

You know, having raised animals all my life for 50-something years, I would say that you know, I’m fascinated by cats.

We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.

People planted seeds into me. Older cats gave me the game. My family, especially my mother, gave me the game and I pass it on. That’s what it’s about. If somebody gives you mental jewelry and you wear it for so long, you want to give it to somebody else for them pass it on.

I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

I’m not too big on cats, and sometimes I’ll say something like that, and people get so mad at me. But the truth is, I don’t care if they get mad.

I think women are much more open to new ideas but approach a line more from a more personal and skeptical place – you need to seduce them into your clothes, whereas most men just like to be told what they should be wearing. Women are a bit like cats and men like dogs in that respect when it comes to clothes.

I can do a really good animal impression! I’m great at ducks, cats, dogs, and occasionally dolphins.

Cats are notoriously fickle. Regular feeding at a different house might be enough to tempt them away, insensitive to your own feelings of attachment.

I live in a high-rise apartment building, so I just have two cats. They’re both pound kitties. One of them, Dick, is an evil, foot-biting cat. When I write a tiger morph, I’m always imagining Dick.

We’re all just cats trying to be original, which is what I think being a B-boy is about.

Animal hoarding was a dirty secret until hoarders appeared on our TV screens and showed how they are compelled to collect so many dogs, cats or parrots that the animals end up in cages only inches bigger than their own bodies. For life.

I’m a cat guy. I’m absolutely a cat guy. I grew up with cats.

I have my sweetheart Yorkshire terrier, Tabasco, along with two cats, Romeo and Jasmine. Yes, I am both a Shakespeare and Disney addict.

I could do a franchise for the end of everything. ‘The End of Dogs,’ ‘The End of Cats.’

The majority of cats are very gregarious – they love each other so much; they enjoy living together and grooming each other.

There’s nothing good on the news. You’re not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

Redwoods flourish in fog, but they don’t like salt air. They tend to appear in valleys that are just out of sight of the sea. In their relationship with the sea, redwoods are like cats that long to be stroked but are shy to the touch.

They say cats have nine lives. I’ve had 12 already and I don’t know how many more I’ll have.

A pet store is a celebration of dogs’ existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, ‘Here, we couldn’t think of anything else.’ Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there’s only so much hoopla applicable to them.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite big. She wasn’t scared at all and went straight over and kissed one on the mouth! She thought they were just like her pets at home.

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

For cats, a hound is a natural enemy. This is the order of things.

My wife has horses and we’ve got dogs and cats, so our family loves animals.

As long as I’m around the cats in the hip hop scene, they’ll throw me a track and I’ll write a rap over it.

Black cats cross my path all the time. I’ll break a mirror. I have no regard for superstition.

The only shows I saw as a kid were that holy trinity: ‘Les Miz,’ ‘Cats,’ ‘Phantom.’

I reckon domesticated cats have a pretty good life.

But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near.

My mum bought discounted tickets for shows like ‘Cats’ and ‘Les Miserables’; I became completely enamoured.

In ‘We Were the Mulvaneys,’ animals are almost as important as people. I wanted to show the tenderness in our relationships with cats, dogs, and horses. Especially cats.