Top 299 TV Show Quotes

There’s more of a family connection when you’re working on a TV show. That’s not to say that you don’t make great connections when you’re working on films, but it’s different unless you’re there working every day.
Simon Baker
I could see myself being on a TV show, but I think touring is something I’ll always do.
Tom Segura
We were all friends who formed a band. We weren’t auditioned or put together by a record label, management company or TV show.
Keren Woodward
If I don’t get a TV show next year because someone looks up my Wikipedia and it says ‘openly gay,’ then it’s worth the risk because I’ve had so many years being openly gay and proud of myself as a role model.
Max von Essen
Between the fictional Laura of the books and the even more heavily fictionalized girl of the TV show, we’ve tended to lose sight of the fact that Laura Ingalls Wilder was a real person who was complicated and intense.
Caroline Fraser
I’m looking for a deal from one of you TV networks to give Snoop Dogg his own hood TV show where I can find America’s hottest hood artists.
Snoop Dogg
When you make a TV show, they always say you’re a guest in someone’s home. Online, you’re a guest in someone’s face. So that’s why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I’m in your face.
Jerry Seinfeld
When I was a kid, like four or five years old, I was obsessed with the ‘Batman’ TV show in the ’60s. And I took it totally seriously. At that age, I took it completely seriously. I didn’t get the fact that it was kind of played for laughs. I didn’t understand why my mom was rolling her eyes or chuckling.
Lee Bermejo
I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
Bob Saget
Studies do show that in hierarchical structures, you do get more harassment. There’s more power concentrated at the top, which means there’s more abuse of power concentrated at the top. And every TV show is very much a hierarchy.
Nell Scovell
Without knocking Impact Wrestling, your contribution was largely limited to what you could do in the TV show. WWE is a bigger company with a bigger infrastructure and a lot more ways to make a contribution.
Mick Foley
The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-lengt

The ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show.
Trey Parker
Acting-wise, it’s always exciting to come back for a third season of any TV show that you’re working on.
Joe Morton
Michael Landon was the biggest influence. As a child, I watched him write, direct, star, and produce a TV show every week. He showed me what was possible.
Patrick Labyorteaux
I can strongly say with conviction that as far as being on a TV show that documents my love life of any kind, I’m done with.
Nick Viall
It wasn’t surprising to me because I’ve had the conversation with him personally, but Will Smith is more interesting a guy that you could ever capture in a movie or TV show.
Neal Brennan
I have an appearance on a new TV show called ‘Bar Karma’ on Current TV. I had the most fun ever making this episode. I play someone with a multiple personality, and I think my fans will be surprised and get a real giggle out of it. It’s a new model for TV in that it is interactive with the community.
Genie Francis
Doing a musical is like having a kid. It’s out there alive somewhere. It’s not like a movie or a TV show where what we intended is what everyone will see. The kid can act out. The kid’s going to do what it wants to do.
Trey Parker
You hope for that with anything, but with a TV show, the writer and the actor being the right mix are more important than the actual writing of the pilot because you hope it’s something that can have a long life.
Jake Kasdan
I was sad Jon Ronson, who wrote in the Guardian and has made a TV show for Channel 4, took against me.
Jonathan King
Heidi Klum really created something for herself. She is a personality, a model, an entrepreneur. She has a TV show. She’s a designer. She’s doing a lot of great things. I think she’s pretty smart.
Nina Agdal
I did this TV show, which was my first job ever. It wasn’t a real acting part. It was like this promo for this sitcom and the main actress was meeting three different real people and then she was going to decide who was going to be on the episode.
Seann William Scott
I’m not the first to admit that raising a child in Park Slope, Brooklyn, can bear an embarrassing resemblance to the TV show ‘Portlandia.’ My wife and I try to have some ironic distance from the culture of organic, chemical-free parenting, but we’re often participants.
Adam Davidson
Every TV show is gays. They’re kissing each other. It’s out of hand.
Boosie
I’ve written six seasons of a TV show with great help from an incredible staff of writers and other collaborators, but I still feel like I don’t know what I’m doing. I’ve kind of freed myself of the expectation that I ever will.
Raphael Bob-Waksberg
My first series regular was on a TV show called ‘Starved,’ which was so many years ago, and I was the only guy they brought in. So I go in, I read, it goes well. The next day I hear I got the job, and I rejoiced.
Sterling K. Brown
I’ve had inquiries for things like TV show ‘Splash,’ where people go out in front of the whole nation in a bikini. But I think bikinis are just for the beach.
Rachel Riley
Anytime I do a movie or a TV show, I make them aware of my hearing loss at the beginning, and that makes it much easier for all of us to communicate and get the job done.
Lou Ferrigno
I used to say when I was working in the theater that if I ever had five seasons of a hit TV show I’d never have to worry about money and wouldn’t have to do anything I didn’t want to do.
Jerry Orbach
I have, for a few years, been writing comedy prose – short pieces for my blog – because I found it to be a good way to write while I was on a TV show. It was different enough from my scripts that it felt like a break, but it still was comedy and very fun. I like to do comedy!
Megan Amram
Whenever anyone asks me if I’m from a TV show, I say yes – no matter whether I’ve ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier.
Michael Ian Black
You realise that, with ‘Rick and Morty,’ each episode is so deep and dense it is extraordinary. It slightly annoys me that it’s so good; it’s almost unbeatable as a TV show.
Richard Herring
I kind of have a strange addiction to hair dryers. Like on the TV show, where they eat toilet paper or eat the wall or something – I’m addicted to hair dryers. Since I was 8 years old, I’ve used them to fall asleep. I love the white noise. I love the heat. It just puts me right to sleep.
Julia Fox
If you create a good story that has a lot of story value… I think audiences like that. It’s why they stick with the same TV show over and over.
Robert Rodriguez
I never thought I would get into acting. I was studying computer applications in Delhi and that was when I got selected for my first TV show and came to Mumbai.
Sourabh Raj Jain
I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real – because, to be on Thursday nights on NBC, which is what I grew up with, has been such a big part of inspiring me. To be part of that tradition is really completely surreal, and I’m so grateful.
Whitney Cummings
Language is important, I know, for the TV show, so a lot of people watches ‘WWE’ everywhere. Asia, Africa… some people don’t understand English like me. That’s why I use facial expressions and body motions.
Shinsuke Nakamura
I love TV. I love being behind the scenes on a TV show but there’s something about, I don’t know there’s something very special when you’ve signed an artist and that first record comes in and it’s a good record. It is an indescribable feeling.
Simon Cowell
I rip off of every movie and TV show I’ve ever seen in my life.
Sam Esmail
The Syfy channel was looking for a show to run alongside ‘Ghost Hunters’ and investigate the paranormal in a different way. For a TV show, it has a bit of comedy, a bit of travel, and you get these thrilling paranormal investigations as well. It’s a complete package.
Josh Gates
Growing up, my favorite TV show was ‘The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’, hands down.
John Lasseter
When people say, ‘I don’t like laughter on a TV show’, I think, ‘How do you cope when you’re watching a stand-up gig live?’ – it’s the same thing!
Lee Mack
A book is full of ideas. You just live with what you re

A book is full of ideas. You just live with what you read for so much longer. A lot of the times, nowadays, with a movie or TV show, it’s like, ‘Oh, it’s entertainment!’ And you never think about it again.
Noah Hawley
There’s nothing that can beat the feeling of doing a movie or a TV show that makes everyone feel good.
Shelley Duvall
You know, if a TV show dropped into my lap out of the blue, I would have a hard time turning it down because there just isn’t the money in theater that there is on TV.
Laurie Metcalf
When we film the TV show, it’s with a hidden camera so we don’t get to see how fans react to what we are doing and when fans watch it at home.
James Murray
So, theatre will always be my first love. It’s not that I am trained in it, but I also feel that theatre gives an altogether different experience every time it is played. But a movie and a TV show is always a one time experience for me.
Rohini Hattangadi
I’ve been careful to keep my life separate because it’s important to me to have privacy and for my life not to be a marketing device for a movie or a TV show. I’m worth more than that.
Lisa Kudrow
‘Twin Peaks’ is my favorite American TV show.
Rebecca Hall
The thing about working on a Ryan Murphy TV show is that he has such an extraordinary collective of artists, so everyone is really like a family.
Cody Fern
I think you have to love the characters that you write. I don’t know how you could possibly write a TV show where you didn’t love the characters.
Elizabeth Meriwether
I got to have a TV show that really was the talk of the nation for a while there. So I’m a very lucky guy.
Marc Cherry