Top 30 Alligator Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Alligator Quotes from famous people such as Gail Simmons, Scott Kelly, Jonathan Miles, Bill Haley, Jock Zonfrillo, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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I love The Inn at Palmetto Bluff, an Auberge Property in Bluffton, South Carolina. It’s a spectacular corner of the world, with massive old trees lined with Spanish moss, and alligators swimming in the river.
Gail Simmons
The calluses on your feet in space will eventually fall off. So, the bottoms of your feet become very soft like newborn baby feet. But the top of my feet develop rough alligator skin because I use the top of my feet to get around here on space station when using foot rails.
Scott Kelly
The booming popularity of alligator hunting, sparked by reality shows like the History Channel’s ‘Swamp People,’ is easy to understand: It’s an exotic blast of adrenaline. But there’s a culinary upside as well, with gator boasting a delicate light-pink meat that, to me, falls somewhere between veal and wild turkey.
Jonathan Miles
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.
Bill Haley
The Peruvian Amazon was amazing. We cooked alligator and I got stung by an electric eel.
Jock Zonfrillo
If I was good each week, my father would take me to a different pet store each Saturday. I had a snake, horny toads, turtles, lizards, rabbits, guinea pigs… I kept my alligator in the bathtub until it got too big.
Dick Van Patten
‘Big Brother,’ I can’t believe people watch. It’s just people whispering to each other for hours and then some silly challenge like, who can pull the most stones out of a stuffed alligator, with some product tie-in.
Joel McHale
Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
Olin Miller
If I ever make a lot of money in the NBA, I’m going to have this massive tank, and it’s going to have an alligator in it.
Ben Simmons
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
When we were shooting in Shreveport, me and a couple of friends went down to Lafayette, because they had a big Zydeco music festival down there. We spent two days dancing to Zydeco music, eating fried alligator… It was one of the craziest festivals I’ve ever been to in my life, but I loved it.
Alexander Skarsgard
I have tested my nerve by reaching a little too closely toward a lengthy alligator on the Gulf Coast and a saucer-sized tarantula in a Houston car park.
Jim Crace
Well, I’m wrestling alligators.
Claire McCaskill
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
Phyllis Diller
Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you’re not wearing any.
Norm Crosby
I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I’m so mean I make medicine sick.
Muhammad Ali
Every day I’d come home after school, pop the hood of my mom’s car, put alligator clips on the battery, and wire into the house and go play on my computer. If I used it for too long, I’d wear down the car battery, and my mom would be all mad at me the next day.
Ryan Holmes
Besides alligators, the only animals to be feared are the poisonous serpents. These are certainly common enough in the forest, but no fatal accident happened during the whole time of my residence.
Henry Walter Bates
It makes my skin crawl to think about the violent ways snakes, lizards, alligators and other exotic creatures are raised and killed for boots, bags and belts.
Kelly Brook
Something out of the ordinary is that I got bit by an alligator at one of my parties.
Dan Bilzerian
I’d like to wrestle an alligator and fly a fighter jet.
Frankie Ballard
I’m a great believer in trying things, so I’ve eaten witchetty grubs, a mountain frog, ostrich and alligator. I like tongue, I like brains and tripe.
Monty Don
Don’t taunt the alligator until after you’ve crossed the creek.
Dan Rather
The weird thing about having an alligator on set is that you can’t be in the direct line of sight, or they might start charging at you.
Hiro Murai
The best thing to do is just leave them alone. Alligators want to be away from you just as much as you want to be away from them.
Jack Hanna
‘Alligator’ was the first record that anyone paid attention to, and it seemed like it was the screamy songs that got us that attention.
Matt Berninger
My father being an outdoors person, he used to take us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there, introducing us to alligators and rattlesnakes and all the trees and plants.
Jim Fowler
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Cordell Hull
Writing fantasy lets me imagine a great deal more than, say, writing about alligators, and lets me write about places more distant than Florida, but I can tell you things about Florida and alligators, let you make the connection all on your own.
Terry Brooks
Alligator Loki, who knows what the alligator’s story could be? That was always fun – the debate about whether it’s a Loki, or if it’s just an alligator with horns on its head. I think he is a Loki.
Kate Herron