Words matter. These are the best Fart Quotes from famous people such as George Lois, Nell Scovell, Lyndon B. Johnson, Robert Rinder, Ali Wong, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
I’m sounding like an old fart talking about how bad advertising is today, but it’s true. Advertising sucks. Guys like me and Bob Gage and certainly Bill Bernbach and two or three other guys, we exemplified and led the creative revolution.
Male writers don’t want to be judged in the room. They want to be able to scarf an entire bag of potato chips while cracking fart jokes and making lewd comments without fear of feminine disapproval. But we’re your co-workers, not your wives.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.
Verbal contracts are about as useful as a fart on a treadmill.
My dad was a very unconventional Asian American man. He was very much not quiet, not shy, not passive. If he had to fart, he’d do it in the library. He did not care. He was like, ‘I don’t know these people. I’m uncomfortable, and I need to let it go.’
We need more intellect and humor back on television, instead of the lowest common denominator of comedy – like the fart joke!
I want to become so successful that if I wanna fart on a track, I can, and it will sell.
Fart jokes still work for me.
If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.
I couldn’t fart in an elevator without people wanting to sue me.
My ex-boyfriend didn’t hear me fart once, and we were together six years. I hated the thought of grossing him out, so I think some things should be left to do privately.
If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
In the movies, every crazy old fart needs a cool old car. Jack Nicholson drove a spiffy yellow 1970 Dodge Challenger two-door in ‘The Bucket List.’ In ‘Gran Torino,’ the cranky pensioner played by Clint Eastwood not only owned a 1972 GT Sport, he also used to build cars like that at the Ford plant.
It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer’s you are an old fart. That’s how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.
I didn’t want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.
I made my living in comedy, but I’m not a silly person. I’ve got all these sides to me. Even in my movies that I’ve written myself, the characters sometimes border on great anger or nutsiness or other kinds of behavior. I’m not just doing fart jokes for two hours.
I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke.
I wouldn’t fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn’t do it in front of me.
I’d like to think I’d never do a gratuitous fart joke.
I think God loves to hear little kids laugh at fart jokes. He didn’t just make sunsets and bluebirds, He made hot babes. And dirty old men like me. That’s the modest message I’ve set out to tell the world: you don’t have to be Ned Flanders to be a Christian.
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you’ve turned into an old fart.
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word ‘poo.’ You can’t beat a good poo joke.
I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it’s either all fart jokes – and it’s just laughter for the sake of laughter – or it’s one of those things where it’s just kind of very preachy, very heavy-handed.
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
I’m not sure if I’m an introvert or extrovert. I love being around people, but sometimes I do need to go off and fart.
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
For me, I need to be able to show up on set and fart around and goof around. If I can have that, when I’m not acting, then when I’m acting I can go however deep and dark and bad I need to. I developed that more with ‘Breaking Bad’ because I’ve never worked on anything as dark for as long.
I burp, I fart. I’m a real woman.
I own a fart CD. It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds. A lovely variety, from the up-close and personal to the more experimental and dissonant. Some people prefer to listen to Bach when they go to sleep… not me.
