Top 30 Funny Things Quotes

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, ‘Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.’

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.

If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

We get some great gifts. Trophies, very funny things, one woman even made a diorama of us sitting recording the podcast.

I like funny things, but I don’t find myself particularly funny.

I feel like people only want to hear me say funny things. Like, I don’t tweet about my kids or being a mom, ever, because I’m very aware that that’s annoying for people to hear.

Some characters think more like me than others; some think more like my dad or someone else. It certainly is made up of my experiences, things I’ve heard, things I think are funny, things I think are sad. There’s sort of a strange, blurry version of yourself in there.

Actually the hardest films to make are comedies. In normal life, funny things happen by accident; to re-create those by design in a film takes real technique.

When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one’s life.

I’m not a person who can spontaneously say funny things.

I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that’s for the good and the bad.

You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.

I don’t write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’

You know, ‘Jake 2.0’ had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.

From the earliest memories I have, I liked physical, funny things.

There’s a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

I think there are a lot of really funny things in ‘The Descendants,’ but there’re a lot of different tones in that movie, in the same way that ‘Transparent’ has a lot of different tones.

I would say I was not working in the real sense in ‘Paiyaa.’ After doing very heavy scenes in my first two films, in ‘Paiya,’ I was romancing a girl, talking all sorts of funny things, and doing all light things just as if I were not acting!

I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure projects, and I wasn’t very good at it. Now I spend most of my time drawing pictures and looking at funny things on the Internet, which in retrospect is largely what I did at my old job, too.

There are many problems with being a comedian: the travel, the late nights, the pressure, the fear of running out of funny things to say.

One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.

The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London.

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.

I’m more interested in – I was going to say putting on an interesting show, but then when I think about it, it’s more like putting on several interesting shows. I think I’m more interested in doing funny things than calculating how I’ll best be received.

One of the funny things about Wonder Woman is that everybody does love her. She does win everybody over at some point.