Top 30 Tucker Max Quotes

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You know, even big-time academics kind of have groupies

You know, even big-time academics kind of have groupies. Anyone with any sort of fame. So, like, in your micro-world, or in your niche, you’re kind of like a celebrity.
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I think I just pick really smart and motivated people to work with – people who are probably going to do great things anyway – and I just teach them what I know, maybe teach them how to think a little clearer than they did before, and then off they go.
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I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn’t mature at the same rate other kids did.
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When your buddy tells you a movie is good, that’s worth 2,000 commercials.
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I started my blog in 2002. That was pre-MySpace, pre-Facebook. That was back before newspapers realized they were going out of business. That was back when no one gave any credence to Internet writers.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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I’ve never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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I don’t want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that’s not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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Having a soft major is nowhere near the career death sentence that so many make it out to be. The world is changing, and the U.S. economy with it. Our economy is shifting to a service- and information-based economy, and soft majors are already becoming more and more valuable.
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There is no number or level of success that would make me think, ‘Wow, I didn’t think that was possible.’
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Whatever your favorite food is, if you eat it every day for a month, you’re going to get sick of it.
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Books are so cheap and easy to get that people don’t bother stealing them, which is the essential rule of piracy that the music business learned much too late.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people – and the beauty of the Internet is you can’t lie anymore.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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I think that there’s a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there’s not being much written for them.
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Women always want the guy that other women want.
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won’t.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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I always laugh when people call me a misogynist. I… love women! Everything I do is to impress women. And if I hated women, why would half my fans be women?
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I’m at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Helping reproductive services doesn’t just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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Social media for the majority of companies is not about helping customers or improving products.
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