Words matter. These are the best Willie Geist Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
Watching ‘CSI: Miami’ is like watching ‘Teen Jeopardy!’ or doing the crossword puzzle in ‘People’ magazine. It makes you feel smart even when you’re not.
The thing about me is that I don’t judge my audience. I welcome. It is a big tent.
My dad was always fascinated and amused by Trump, so I learned to be fascinated and amused by Trump.
Chris Rock is a very funny man.
I don’t think anybody’s quite accurately branded me. I’m not sure I could do it myself.
Everyone worries about their kids, of course, but you can drive yourself nuts thinking about all the horrible things in the world – and many, many people do. I believe life is to be lived and not survived.
I often eat Skippy’s Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I don’t shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open.
When you live in New York City, you run up a long list of things you’ve been meaning to do.
I am one of the five best parallel parkers in the United States of America. Dead serious. It’s to the point now where I look back when pulling into the spot only as a formality.
Unintentional comedy is comedy just the same.
Bachelor parties would pay a lot of money to hire Pat Buchanan to come.
I think there’s something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter’s first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.
I can’t say for sure where I was headed the first time my mom put a blue blazer on me. Church, probably. West Side Presbyterian in Ridgewood, New Jersey, specifically, where my blazer was paired with a clip-on tie and a pair of khakis for a Sunday morning with my fellow congregants.
If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest.
There’s a lot to be said for going to baseball games for a living.
It doesn’t matter if you’re famous or infamous. All that matters is you’re a celebrity.
You don’t really have to say much when your headline is ‘Drag Queen Robs Burger King.’ Sometimes comedy writes itself.
My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door.
People know the facts of a story just as well as the people on TV do, and they have more platforms to hold the media accountable when they don’t get it right. We are a world full of media experts. That’s a great thing.
When you work in TV long enough, you tend to get a little jaded with different things you have to deal with.
When you’re young, the blue blazer feels like a grown-up costume.
I got into television in 1998 when I didn’t have a computer or even an email address.
The nice thing about ‘Morning Joe’ is that I do get to do serious news sometimes.
I’m not a coffee drinker, so my drink is kind of like a girlie skim chai latte. I’m not proud of it, but it’s really good.
I was a landscaper for three years and loved it.
I don’t know that I ‘look up’ to them, but in our predictably partisan media world, I admire journalists who are genuinely nonpartisan and totally fearless in their work – people who have no interest in being invited to the cocktail party. I don’t agree with everything he writes, but Glenn Greenwald comes to mind.
My daughter will be reading about Pat Buchanan in a history book someday, and I am hanging out fist-bumping with him and joking with him.
I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I have found the puppies to be a reliable source of income with a consistent rate of return.
I’m 6-foot-4. If my life depended on it, I could still dunk a basketball. Then I would need assistance from a first responder to get down from the rim.
I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.
