Top 33 Cristin Milioti Quotes

‘Callister’ is feature-length, and it’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever been asked to be a part of. It’s poignant and moving and thrilling. If this was one movie, it would be an accomplishment, and they make six of them.

I love movies, but I think people think relationships are supposed to go how they go in movies. The ones I like are the ones that represent life.

I’m only on Instagram, and it’s under a ridiculous name, and I’m friends with, like, five people, all of whom I’ve had dinner with.

I would say if I was any type of nerd, it was probably a band nerd.

There’s nothing like theater. It’s really amazing. But it does take up all of your time. I would like to get into more film, just because I find it super fascinating.

I’ve always lived in New York; I never moved to L.A. I was developing and producing and writing a pilot for a year. That took me out of everything for over a year. When that sadly didn’t go forward, I shot ‘Black Mirror’ right after that.

I got my first kiss while watching ‘Titanic’, oddly enough, so I think I was more focused on that than the actual movie.

On film and TV sets, they let you sit down. Theater is like pushing a boulder up a hill each night. It’s a fun boulder, but it’s a boulder.

A relationship is just a giant grey thing. Just beautiful and also frustrating. And it involves everything.

I’m not on any social media. I know people who have met on Twitter and through Facebook. I had a friend, someone liked her photos on Instagram, and they started direct messaging each other and went out on a date! That’s so foreign to me.

I’ve never seen ‘Mad Men.’

What I love about the Coen brothers – what everyone loves – is that they sort of toe the line of a truly dark comedy.

’30 Rock’ is my favorite TV show and Tina Fey is one of my heroes. She was a dream to work with and the whole cast was just absolutely lovely.

I think one of the funniest things about ’30 Rock’ is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton – she’s always the fool, the joke is always on her.

That’s what’s so cool about ‘Once:’ There is a layer of darker stuff, but it’s balanced by this incredible light.

I don’t think mixtapes will ever go out of style.

I love a band that has a banjo, that does group harmonies and yells out the word ‘Hey’ or ‘Woo.’ I live for it.

I love musicals; I just couldn’t book one to save my life.

I’ve always tried to have a pretty discerning eye with the roles that I’ve picked, which is maybe why it seems like I take breaks, but really, they’re not breaks. It’s just that there’s not as much out there as one would hope. I’m lucky enough to be able to be choosy sometimes.

I’ve auditioned for musicals a lot, but I think my voice didn’t really match what they were looking for. I went to school for musical theater for a year and dropped out. Legit musicals are not quite my forte.

I knew a lot about the Coen Brothers by the time I was 12 or 13.

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!

I grew up with a piano, and my aunt taught me chords. I played with bands in high school and I could do like, C chord, G chord, D chord; really simple, rhythm piano.

This is a public statement: I’m in favor of mixtapes.

I did plays in high school and I really loved it, but I think singing was always what I loved most of all.

It’s weird because I once lost a job because I had a chemistry read with the lead actor, and I could tell we had negative chemistry. He was very lovely, but you could tell. We had the chemistry of two chairs.

I’ve never been able to keep track of an umbrella, but then my dad gave me this fancy umbrella. It was in his car, and I had again lost some awful Duane Reade disaster umbrella. It was my first adult umbrella that wasn’t from a drugstore, and I have left it all over New York, and every time, I went back to get it.

I used to have a lot of recurring dreams about Captain Hook when I was a little kid, which I remember very vividly. But I think I just really liked Peter Pan a lot, and ‘Hook’ was my favorite movie.

I wasn’t a very good student. I prefer to learn by experience.

I did not have a very in-depth knowledge of ‘Star Trek’. I’d seen a couple of the vintage episodes. I knew just about as much as anyone on the street.

I mangle phrases constantly. The other day I was chatting with my boyfriend and I said to him, ‘He really sold him under the bus.’ And he said, ‘I think you meant ‘threw him under the bus,’ or ‘sold him up the river.’

I would love to hang out with Whoopi Goldberg. I was on ‘The View’ once, and I didn’t know how to make an in there, to be like, ‘What are you doing later?’ But I really love Whoopi Goldberg.

In college, my voice never quite fit the classic ones like ‘Music Man’ or ‘Carousel’.