I think the qualities I look for in a girl I’d like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay’s character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.
I got picked on a lot. I was a complete geek in school. I had braces. I didn’t have the hot girlfriend. I wasn’t ever sought after. I was a stocky, awkward kid who got laughed off the tennis court when I tried that.
A close girlfriend of mine and I have been writing and playing together for years and decided to make it official, so we formed a band called ‘Everly.’
After ‘Crocodile Dundee,’ I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I’d play the girlfriend of some funny man.
I have one good girlfriend and then most of my friends are guys. Which I love, because they’re just like so easygoing and I love to play like Xbox and just chill out when I’m not working, so boys are probably the way to go for me.
A friend of mine once earnestly said to his girlfriend, ‘You look so pretty tonight,’ and she replied, ‘You’re such a dork.’ Her deflection was a total turn-off. It didn’t make him feel attractive, nor did it encourage him to keep complimenting her.
Leaving was tough because it got to a point where – I was dealing with so much, mostly being Undertaker’s girlfriend while I was on TV. There was even a writer who threw the papers up one day and said, ‘Why don’t we just call it the Michelle McCool and Undertaker show.’
When Shanthi Ranganathan was the featured turn on ‘Hip Hop Saved My Life With Romesh Ranganathan,’ we learned she didn’t allow him to have a girlfriend until he’d finished university, and she learned – to her unfeigned horror – that he used to sneak girls into the house when she was out.
I went to the prom with a girlfriend of my sister’s, a platonic date.
I grew up with my little brother, and we were raised by my grandmother. I was an insider for real. I stayed in the house a lot, writing songs or playing video games, watching TV, or chilling with my girlfriend.
I can watch SportsCenter on a loop, like, five times in a row until my girlfriend is like, ‘Seriously? It’s the same highlights!’ It just brings me peace, I think. Any kind of game – college basketball, college football, obviously anything pro.
I’d love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I’m always reading philosophy books, annoying my girlfriend with that type of stuff.
I don’t date my girlfriend because she’s a model. I date her because I love her.
I am fine if videos and pictures are clicked when there are legit events and interviews. If I am sitting and having a private dinner with my son, my family or my girlfriend, then I do not want it to be filmed.
I saw a guy being really abusive to his girlfriend. She was asking people to help, but no one would. When he grabbed her, I tried to separate them, but he turned on me. I punched him and knocked him down. It wasn’t a scandal; I was just doing what anybody should.
It took me a long time, not necessarily to come out, but to understand how I was feeling. It wasn’t planned for me to come out with ‘First Girl’ or anything. I just so happened to have met my current girlfriend on the set.
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
Only I know how hard I trained. I left my family, my girlfriend, and the people I love in Brazil to train in the United States with ‘Macaco’ five or six times a day.
Fights are nice because I can hang with my girlfriend and not leave the house. Shows are nice because that’s how I can afford $65 pay-per-view fights and to go to Vegas and see them live.
I was just a quiet girlfriend who got beat up and told to sit down and shut up.
I’m more likely to give you a cuddle than a punch in the face. I have a soft side, especially with my girlfriend. I send her flowers and use my culinary skills to pull off romantic meals. I do great Thai dishes.
When I was in Japan with my girlfriend Jessica, she would have had acupuncture every day if she could. I can just about stomach going to a chiropractor and I visited a talented one when I was there, but when he tried a needle on me, it was horrible. My muscles tightened and it didn’t work at all.
I don’t like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It’s not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else.
When I was 20, I moved up to Boston with my girlfriend, who’s now my wife. She went to grad school, and I met a bunch of cool friends there.
My family and my girlfriend keep my feet on the ground.
As a kid, I’d eat at my mother’s house, then go down the road to my girlfriend’s and eat, and then sometimes go to my friend’s house and eat again. I could gain five pounds in a day. In a week, there wouldn’t be a scale to weigh me.
I don’t mind playing someone’s girlfriend or wife if I have something to say, if I bring something to the picture, if I can be strong and powerful and say smart things. If not, then it’s just boring.
You know how on Christmas day, the day feels different, even if you’re just sitting in your chair waiting for your girlfriend to put her face on and you haven’t even started any of the festivities yet, the day still feels different. The electrons are fatter and pushier.
When I got fired, I had a feeling of loss because Viacom had been a passionate long-term relationship. But I got my balance back. I guess it’s like getting jilted by a girlfriend, a serious girlfriend. You move on.
If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can’t I have a mythical Congress?
I can’t really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.
Most of the time actresses are just left to play the actor’s wife or girlfriend so there is not much to do. ‘Chalo Dilli’ was a refreshing change which was different and that’s why I decided to work in it.
I would rather be single than be someone’s girlfriend because that’s not my identity.
When my girlfriend’s away, I cook a big vat of meaty pasta and sauce and eat that for about a week. Then I eat out the rest of the time. When she’s home, we eat at home probably twice a week. I chop, she cooks.
I get auditions for best friend, best girlfriend, a doctor who appears in one scene and tells the protagonist that he has cancer, things like that.
I like everything that people say. No matter what they say. You gay, you a punk. You got a nice girlfriend, you’re ugly, you can’t rap, you’re the hardest.
The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend’s lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry them around with me everywhere I go, considering I can’t carry her lips physically with me. So I decided to place them in a discreet location, such as the inside part of my bicep.
If you’re curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend went unnoticed for five months, it’s because sports reporters are really just starstruck fans, not hardcore journalists.
If you’re in a good relationship, you should be able to say to your girlfriend, ‘That girl walking down the street is great.’
I think I subconsciously put myself in these situations where the girlfriend isn’t pleased with me. I’m useless as a boyfriend. That’s how I managed to write all these songs.
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid’s swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels!
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend’s girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she’s really attractive.
Every single young person is reachable. Ask them what dating is like in their country. Ask them if they have a girlfriend. Ask them what their type is. There’s nobody who’s too conservative to talk about that.
It’s always dope being able to perform with your girlfriend and get money with your girlfriend.
Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, ‘Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining hall at the University of Maryland.’ That’s when I realized I was contrived. I was reciting jokes. So I really worked on – no matter what – sounding like I was just talking to the people.
Communicate and just be open with each other. Have an unpleasant talk once in a while so it does not turn into a festering resentment, which is inevitable. It has happened with every girlfriend I have ever had.
My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for ‘family home evening,’ and I was like, ‘Why aren’t you people ignoring each other and watching television?’
I don’t have relationships for a very long time. I’m famous so that gets in the way. They either really like the spotlight and having a trophy girlfriend or they will not really be crazy for it.
There is pathos and drama in ‘Half Girlfriend.’
I’m kind of floating out there as an artist. I’m in a safe place where I can play a girlfriend or a best friend or a mommy or a lawyer, but a huge part of me is unused. I’m classically trained, historically inclined and somewhat revolutionary by nature, so I’m frustrated as an artist.
I’m coaching ‘swing at this, don’t swing at that,’ and in the middle of it, a kid looks at me and says, ‘Coach, I think I’m going to fail history.’ Or maybe their girlfriend just dumped them. These are kids, and once I embraced that, this became a lot more fun.
