Words matter. These are the best Adam Carolla Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
I’m a comedian, not a politician.
If the media isn’t slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
I don’t know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
I don’t know anything about computers.
There are certain things women are better at than men.
Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
