Words matter. These are the best Bill Watterson Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
A real job is a job you hate.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Heck, what’s a little extortion among friends?
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.
Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
If I had rolled along with the strip’s popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now ‘grieving’ for ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ would be wishing me dead.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
