Words matter. These are the best Dominic Holland Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
I might get a break again, and I might get back on telly. If I don’t, I’ll just keep doing stand-up and doing the best gigs I can.
There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage.
In my career, all my most important breaks have come from Edinburgh. Winning awards, being reviewed, bagging my BBCR4 series and the chance to tour has all come from Edinburgh, which begs the question, why the hell have I left it so long to come back?
It’s not cool to be star-struck.
I even like the Scottish weather because, like everywhere in the U.K., you can’t have great beauty without lots of rain.
I’ve written ‘Eclipsed’ as a funny story. It is completely bonkers.
My job is to make people laugh. If I’ve upset them instead, then I haven’t done my job properly.
I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire.
Making people laugh is the only thing I’ve ever done naturally.
I was spectacularly average at school, while my two brothers did really well academically. But my dad never said I didn’t try hard enough. He knew I did my best.
My story is comic because I’ve spent vast amounts of effort trying to become a Hollywood screenwriter and made no direct effort on making my son a movie actor.
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian.
I don’t like false modesty.
Edinburgh is a world city, visited throughout the year for its beauty and history, but in August, it is the City of Hope. There is something very exciting and romantic about performers of all shapes and sizes, honing their stuff for the biggest arts festival in the world.
Doing stand-up is not normal. People fear public speaking above all other things, and I am no different.
Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There’s no compere. You’d better be on the money straight away; you’ve got journalists in.
I must say that I am rather partial to funny dog videos.
Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned.
When I phoned up and said, ‘Mum, I’m doing a 52-date national tour with Eddie Izzard,’ she said ‘That’s nice, dear. How are you?’
Apathy in youth culture is pretty stark.
Even though Bandos is one of the biggest islands in the Maldives, it only takes 20 minutes to walk round. All it has are some chalets and a little harbour centre with three restaurants and a bar. The food is magnificent.
All kids should vote – it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can’t complain if you haven’t voted.
No one likes a pushy parent, and, ‘pride’ being one of the seven deadly sins, I needed to tread very carefully when creating a show about my eldest son, Tom, better known as Peter Parker and even better known as Marvel’s new ‘Spider-Man.’
For comics, Edinburgh makes no financial or medical sense. Get an audience; that’s the first task. Once the punters are in, simply make them laugh for an hour, and then sweat on the critics.
I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick.
I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom – with little success.
As a parent, I often wonder what I should be encouraging my kids to do for a career.
The house I’ve bought in London, the holidays, everything has been bought from making people laugh, and if you’d said to me when I was 14 that’s how I was going to make my living, I would have smiled from ear to ear.
I’m a confident person next to the guy in the street, but if you go into the showbiz world, it seems the guys who are most successful are the most confident, and I don’t think I fit into that category.
Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings would certainly be not to vote Tory.
Seeing a full room of punters queuing for my show is always heartening.
Many years ago, I was a young and, dare I say it, very hot new comedian. Maybe even the hottest of all if the now defunct Perrier panel of judges were to be believed.
I got heckled by a woman, and my riposte fixed upon her unfortunate hair texture, only for her to remove her wig and reveal to the room the horrors of chemotherapy.
My Fiat Multipla is bright green – it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of us, we are a hideous prospect. It’s the ugliest car on the road but the most practical, and I would live and die by it.
Growing up, I was always enthralled by Ronnie Barker. He made my dad howl with laughter, which always intrigued me, and he had the rare gift of being as good a performer as he was a writer.
Tom has a gilded life which I have had a glimpse of. Yes, he does travel in private jets.
When I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the way my dad used to laugh at the telly, and from a very early age, I had an idea of what was funny and why people laughed.
I am the first to admit that I have never been a household name.
I had a crisis of confidence and ran away from being a standup for a while.
Invest your money safely. Avoid the risky lure of spectacular returns; go for an investment that cannot lose its value. This is why I have put all my spare cash into buying not shares, but thousands of penny chews.
