Top 40 Dumbest Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Dumbest Quotes from famous people such as David Harbour, Greg Boyle, Ted Turner, Christopher Wylie, Taye Diggs, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I do feel like anything benefits from character logic.

I do feel like anything benefits from character logic. That can be from the dumbest ad to the greatest Shakespearean drama to the silliest ‘Saturday Night Live’ sketch. There is a certain specificity in detail, which you can get when you’re paying attention to stuff like that.
David Harbour
Most employers just aren’t willing to look beyond the dumbest or worst thing someone has done.
Greg Boyle
The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.
Ted Turner
In politics, the money man is usually the dumbest person in the room.
Christopher Wylie
I’m going through a stage where the dumbest things make me bawl. I feel like I need to see a shrink.
Taye Diggs
When I was in grade school, my teachers decided I was just about the dumbest thing to come through the door in a long time. Whatever the lesson, whatever the subject, I would sit and listen to them with a lost, glassy-eyed expression on my face.
W. Bruce Cameron
I’m a crier. I always cry. I cry at the dumbest things, too. This is why I sort of steer clear of movies and films that I know are going to be depressing. I don’t care how many awards they’ve won – I know they’re good. I don’t need to watch them, because I don’t want to be depressed, and I don’t want to cry.
Yvonne Strahovski
I was a writer. I couldn’t sell anything, and the comedians were among the dumbest people I had ever met. They’d all say to me, ‘The average man won’t understand it.’ You know, they’re superior to the average man.
Mort Sahl
But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy, his answer was that’s not what he was doing, and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met.
Norman Lear
There’s absolutely nothing irrational about me; insane, yes, irrational, no. But my dumbest fear would be spinning in the magic tea cups. Who the hell wants to pay to spin around like a bent yoyo for laughs?
Akshay Kumar
People do that on Facebook and it’s the dumbest thing in the world. I don’t care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner.
Seth MacFarlane
The job at broadcast is to figure out what the dumbest person in the room is going to think. That’s not the case at FX.
Noah Hawley
‘Have you ever considered changing the name Nasty Gal?’ is probably the dumbest question I’ve ever heard.
Sophia Amoruso
Leaving college early to play pro football was the best thing that happened to me. I got to drop the most boring poetry class. Dumbest thing I did was being in that class.
John Layfield
I would say the dumbest thing I have heard is that my dad isn’t my real dad.
Khloe Kardashian
It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it’s a family thing, and I guess it’s clean.
Barbara Bush
That’s the rub about ‘Community’ – for all the high-concept cleverness, it really comes down to vulgar humanism, the dumbest kind of sentimental identification. We watch it because we like these people and we miss them when they don’t show up. They become part of the stories we tell ourselves.
Rob Sheffield
I didn’t want a day job anymore, so I somehow made the jewelry line work. Now that I look back on it, it was, like, the dumbest idea ever. Everyone and their mother has a jewelry line, so in retrospect, maybe not the smartest fallback plan. But it ended up working out great!
Justin Tranter
Listen, when John Wall came out and did the Dougie, first home game, for 34 seconds, he was a moron. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. I will never back down.
Colin Cowherd
But the problem is that you cannot just admit to something you haven’t done; you need to deliver the details, which you can’t when you haven’t done anything. It’s not just, Yes, I did!’ No, it doesn’t work that way: you have to make up a complete story that makes sense to the dumbest dummies.
Mohamedou Ould Slahi
I could go my whole life and say, ‘I’m not going to do anything with a love triangle,’ but whenever you have a romance, there has to be some obstacle, and even the dumbest romantic comedies have a love triangle or something.
Catherine Hardwicke
Sometimes I think that Rush Limbaugh is the dumbest man in America. This happens whenever I take him at face value and forget that he is basically an entertainer with contempt for his audience. He will tell them anything.
Richard Cohen
MMA has the rudest, most negative, dumbest, ignorant fans in the world – but it also has the most passionate fans in the world.
Demetrious Johnson
We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest.
Natalie Babbitt
If some guy said this to me, I wouldn’t listen either, but one-rep max-outs are the dumbest things you can do to yourself.
Lucas Till
In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of ‘Cops’ and ‘World’s Dumbest Criminals’. I could watch that the entire day.
Robert Pattinson
The dumbest childhood vow I ever made was to finish every book I started.
Lionel Shriver
You can’t have a No. 1 fighter when you have three undefeated champions. It’s just the dumbest thing in the world. Let’s just be honest. You can’t have three undefeated champions of the world.
Keith Thurman
I don’t mind that Bill Gates is a mega zillionaire; he’s done a lot of really interesting and innovative stuff. I do mind that a lot of unworthy people rode his coattails to minizillionaire status, e.g. the inventor of Hungarian notation, probably the dumbest widely-promulgated idea in the history of the field.
Jon Evans
I do come from a place of privilege. But I have it, so what am I supposed to do now? I’d be the dumbest person on the planet if I didn’t do anything about it.
Janhvi Kapoor
I’m not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
Willard Scott
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you al

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the dumbest of you all?
Anne Robinson
You’re only as good as your dumbest competitor.
Gordon Bethune
I’m all for making a woman-empowering song. I get that, and I think that’s dope. I’ve got a daughter, and I think that’s amazing. But when you’re specifically picking on guys, that’s when it’s not right. ‘No Scrubs’ is the meanest, dumbest song ever made because they need to be specific in certain areas.
Lil Rel Howery
My mother encouraged it so much. She was so supportive. Even if as a kid, I would do the dumbest trick, which now that I look back on some things, she would love it, she would say that’s amazing, or if I’d make the ugliest drawing, she would hang it up. She was amazing.
David Blaine
The prevailing subtext of every dating book is that beautiful women are surpassingly obtainable, so long as you get over the intimidation that keeps you from approaching them. That’s maybe the dumbest advice ever.
Sean Evans
On paper, actors are the dumbest group of individuals essentially out there. Most of us have not gone to college. However, we never stop learning. Because of what we do, we’re constantly researching, constantly learning.
Mike Vogel
The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White House so go figure.
Harry Shearer
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can’t chew gum in school.
Brie Larson
I was probably the first kid in my high school to go to Yale. I applied almost as a lark. Then, when I got there, I was the dumbest person in your class.
Maya Lin