Top 40 Lil Dicky Quotes

Deep down, I always had a belief I would get on the charts.

People see a ‘South Park’ episode, and there’s racially insensitive jokes – nobody bats an eye because they’re expecting that in that context. In hip-hop, they don’t expect that kind of thing because it’s a white person in a predominantly black world.

I always have to poop right before I do a concert. I don’t feel nervous, but I think that must be my body reacting.

I think, between me and Chris Brown, if you combined our games, you’d get, like, a real Division I basketball player.

Being funny is my biggest differentiator, and I think I’d be a fool not to use that, and there’s nothing I enjoy personally more than making a human being laugh. But then, I also think I have a serious side to me.

I have Kanye’s ego to some extent.

I have never been more physically tired than after that first song of my first concert.

A part of me wants to rely less and less on comedic visuals and make more substantial standalone music. And get a sitcom on TV where I can let my comedy do the talking there.

You hear a lot of rap songs about spending money. I thought, wouldn’t it be funny to make a song about saving money because it’s ironic, but beyond irony, I genuinely have pride in saving money.

I knew I could rap a little bit, which is not the most unique way for being funny. The more I did it, the better I got at rapping, and then I fell in love with the craft of it, and the possibility that I was a good rapper was very intriguing.

I don’t necessarily think that when I graduated college, I had a plan to work at an ad agency. I had a plan in terms of getting the best job I could, like, just whatever normal job.

I’m a relatively cheap person who, to me, it’s not cool to overspend; it’s cool to get a great deal.

I can’t really rap the way rappers rap; I drive a 2002 Toyota Avalon.

My fears are never about failure – it’s about extreme success.

I’m pretty self-aware, and I am an embarrassingly flawed human being in a ton of ways.

Sometimes I want to be completely outlandish and funny, but sometimes I feel the need to prove myself as a rapper.

The thing is, I was never really a comedian – a comedian would scoff at the notion of me as a comedian because I’ve never done anything, really. I’ve always just been some guy who’s funny.

Like, I haven’t even tried a cherry before, because I’m such a picky eater, and I behave like a 9-year-old.

I’m not a big festivalgoer as in, like, a citizen.

It is crazy how people can’t understand the concept of comedy and music. It’s like they have to be mutually exclusive.

I really don’t spend my money that much unless I’m reinvesting in my business.

I grew up when Chris Brown was, like, an icon. He was my ringtone when I was in high school.

I grew up upper middle class.

I’ve always been totally enamored by hip-hop. I wouldn’t say I liked it exclusively growing up. It was, like, that and alt-rock. But I always preferred it. It set a tone for everything I wanted to do in life.

The way you respect hip-hop is by being true to yourself.

I wanted to explain that just because I’m rapping in this funny way doesn’t mean that I’m not worthy of actually being evaluated as a rapper.

I was lucky enough to be in the studio with Drake and Kanye before I put ‘Freaky Friday’ out. I showed them the video before I put it out.

It’s hard to form actual legitimate relationships.

I remember, in fifth grade, doing a report on the Russian poet Alexander Pushkin as a rap. It was just an easy way to get an A back then because everyone was turning in boring stuff.

I feel like the Philadelphia sports teams are really good at having my back.

I think everybody has their own inner rap spirit animal.

There just hasn’t been a voice for that normal dude when it comes to rap.

Growing up, the one thing I noticed was that everyone seemed to laugh at my jokes wherever I went.

I would say that I don’t make music quickly; like, my process has been very slow, and my bar is very high, and I don’t really rush to make music just to get something out there.

Love is a fickle thing. But I still believe in it.

LeBron James – I’m such a big basketball fan, and to be in his body for a day and be able to just dunk at will, have that level of court awareness and size, oh my goodness, that would be a treat.

Working at the ad agency showed me just how possible things were from a production standpoint.

I always dreamed of being an entertainer. So, my whole life to some extent, or from the age that I can remember onwards, I knew I was going to have to make some sort of attempt at being noticed for being funny.

I think my TV show is gonna be my big thing, so I’m pretty focused on that, and I think doing that will lead to all of the other opportunities I want, to jump to movies and other stuff, but it starts with that.

I’m not ever going to stop rapping. I love rap.