Top 40 Matt Besser Quotes

Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that’s a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he’s a born-again, or whatever.

Improv acting is not just saying the lines but connecting with the other actor.

We agree that there is a problem in the sketch and improv community where, in general, there should be more interest from a more diverse sampling of our society. That is precisely why we do have diversity scholarships and why we’ve put together a diversity program to try to figure this problem out.

A story is ultimately a memory. It’s important when you’re telling a story to think about why this memory is a memory. You don’t remember everything in life; you just remember certain things – so, why this one?

Often, when people don’t do so well in a monologue at UCB, it’s because they’re racking their brain so hard to be funny that they’re just not honest and don’t just tell a true story, which is what we want.

I’d been involved with stand-up before improv, so I already thought highly of myself as being a funny person. I never thought I wasn’t funny.

If acting with other people is in your plans, then you need to learn how to work with other people to build a comedic premise.

Every funny story has at least one unusual thing in it.

People are either funny or they’re not, and you can’t teach that – but you can teach people to work together to make an idea better.

It seems like the real television networks, the amount of people that watch each network is going down and down, and the amount of people that watch each website is going up and up.

I like musicals that are sometimes comedic, but I haven’t even seen the Monty Python musical, and I’m a huge Monty Python fan.

I do believe if we opened up a comedy theater in a city, that we’re going to be able to teach improv better than whoever’s there already. In general, I think I could say that.

The one thing that’s depressing as a comedian to realize is that rock stars get groupies, and comedians don’t.

I always like being a director in terms of giving acting notes and punching up on the fly.

The most difficult thing to pull off in a musical is the choreography.

I really enjoyed doing stand-up. Andy Kaufman was a big hero of mine. I tried to do conceptual stuff like he tried to do.

Right after college, a buddy of mine was moving to Boulder for some summer program, and he was like, ‘Come live with me.’ And I figured, why not? I love Colorado.

There’s a creative vibe at U.C.B., and to maintain it, we can’t pay people. If you pay, then you have to assign worth to shows, and then people will resent that.

Neil Mahoney was definitely the visionary in taking ‘Freak Dance’ from stage to screen. He made it more cinematic. He brought the choreography, all the ways to shoot that. I was more the director of actors. I was in front of the camera directing, and he was behind the camera directing.

I thought the musical aspect of ‘Freak Dance’ was a good contrast to how dancers always try to come off as really tough in those movies – they’re trying to literally come off as gangs like as if the Crips and the Bloods are also dancing in addition or instead of fighting with guns and knives and stuff.

I think it’s pretty stupid to write off an entire genre of anything. It’s one thing to say ‘I don’t like country music.’ But it’s pretty narrow minded to say ‘All country music sucks.’ Of course, that being said, all short-form improv sucks.

I never liked the glossiness of highly produced standup specials in general – I like it where it has more of a feel of the type of places I usually perform. It seems kind of weird when you do a special to go perform in a place unlike the place where you perform 95% of the time.

I got really depressed when Sidney Moncrief lost to Larry Bird. That really depressed me.

I actually find prank CDs pretty annoying.

I feel like there are a lot of bands or musicians that probably think improv is corny, because I think that’s a sentiment out there.

I’m more of a sketch guy than a standup.

I’m more comfortable doing a character than being myself.

Don’t invite me to a surprise birthday party. I don’t have room for that secret. I’ve got enough real secrets I have to keep: dark, life-destroying secrets.

I saw Chris Rock do standup before he was famous. I was just a teenager. That will always be special to me.

You can do a whole scene in acting without ever checking in to what the other guy is saying – it’s not going to come off great, but you can get through the scene – whereas in improv, that’s gonna be impossible.

People take toasting way too seriously – especially the clinking glasses part. There are always a few people who are seated too far away from each other to easily clink.

Mary Holland is really funny.

When we started doing sketch comedy – actually in ’91 in Chicago – making your own videos, which we did, took forever. It would take like, a year to make one video. It was just so difficult to edit and just do everything you had to do.

I don’t think ‘Freak Dance’ is a parody; it’s more reference than anything. People don’t think of ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ as a ‘Frankenstein’ parody. It’s kind of like that.

Understanding listening is an epiphany moment for every improviser. At least for me it was.

There’s something about the Razorbacks that’s unique to Arkansas – I don’t know how many states have just one team that the entire state coalesces around. We don’t have a pro team, so everybody’s into the Razorbacks. Everybody’s watching the Razorbacks on Saturday.

Many improv groups give off the same positive annoying vibe that I associate with Christian Young Life groups with shows that more resemble children playing than a comedy performance.

People get recruited from sketch groups and put on ‘Mad TV’ and ‘SNL,’ but those aren’t ensembles, they’re all-star teams.

Instead of improvisers who want to be funny by themselves, we aim to try and make the scene itself as funny as possible. As a creator, I think that’s someone you’d rather work with, whether it’s a movie or a sitcom; that kind of methodology is good for collaboration. People want to be with those kinds of performers.

We all hate those stories that end with ‘And that’s the story.’