Top 44 Toddler Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Toddler Quotes from famous people such as Janet Mock, Paul Bloom, Dawn O’Porter, Morena Baccarin, Margaret Heffernan, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

When I was a toddler, my father cut hair in the townhou

When I was a toddler, my father cut hair in the townhouse we had shared together in Long Beach, California, where Dad was stationed with the U.S. Navy. The buzz of clippers consistently hummed as he gave fades to his coworkers, my uncles, and my brother, but his clippers were never oiled and plugged in for my head.
Janet Mock
We know that young babies, as they become capable of moving voluntarily, will share. They will share food, for instance, with their siblings and with kids that are around. They will sooth. If they see somebody else in pain, even the youngest of toddlers will try to reach out and pat the person.
Paul Bloom
They are wild animals that live in your house – that’s the only way to describe a toddler.
Dawn O’Porter
With a toddler, chilling out is hard to do.
Morena Baccarin
The cell phone has become the adult’s transitional object, replacing the toddler’s teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging.
Margaret Heffernan
I was just a toddler when my dad died in a car crash. With my mum, Eunice, being a young widow with a large family, she really struggled money-wise.
Bob Mortimer
I would say I was, I guess, a toddler when I actually found my passion because, when I was little, I used to mimic all these movies and sing all this music that you wouldn’t think a toddler would know. I would think my passion just started there, and it just grew with me.
Marsai Martin
Worst part of being a writer: having to tell my toddler that I can’t play with her because I’m working. Keep in mind that working consists of me at home with a laptop on my lap sitting on the couch. It doesn’t look like working. I don’t have a hammer or anything.
Chelsea Cain
Of course there are people who would like to eat breakfast without the screams of toddlers all around them, but those people should get over themselves and stop being stuck up and idiotic.
Jon Ronson
I’ve been singing love songs since I was a toddler, I was singing Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey and even Alicia Keys song, that helped my writing so much.
Gabriella Wilson
The stirrings of morality emerge early in childhood. Toddlers spontaneously offer toys and help to others and try to comfort people they see in distress.
Steven Pinker
If you have children and want to give your future self a present, record their laughter as toddlers. When they’re older and away from you, you might find that clip in the middle of the day, and it will transport you as surely as if you had a time machine.
John Dickerson
My mom called me ‘Stinky Binky’ as a toddler, and I started to refer to myself as, ‘I’m Binkie.’
Michelle Carter
I’ve been performing since I came out of the womb. I’ve been dancing and singing since I was a toddler. Acting seemed like a natural progression from that.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
We continue to blame the poor for their own condition. They are lazy. We do not want to know that the poorest of the poor are toddlers under three years of age.
Madeleine M. Kunin
Making children cry for a photographer can be considered mean. But I would say that making children laugh and show off their jeans for an apparel ad is just as exploitative and less natural. Toddlers’ natural state, like, 30 percent of the time, is crying, and it doesn’t indicate pain or suffering.
Jill Greenberg
I never really did years of movie-after-movie-after-movie but when you’ve got three toddlers in the house you’re performing all day long, anyway, with puppet shows and stories – I act around the clock.
Julia Roberts
When I was a toddler, we lived in Maryland and my mom would routinely pile us in the car to go see events unfolding in Washington, D.C. such as the return of Apollo astronauts, parading through the streets of D.C. on open back convertibles while we all waved pennants.
Martha MacCallum
No one likes to play grandfather, especially when you are a father of two toddlers in real life.
Hiten Tejwani
The daughter of an ordained minister, I had been forced to go to church since I was a toddler. I hated church and resented being forced to recite the Apostle’s Creed, mumbling, ‘I believe… ‘ when I didn’t.
Lionel Shriver
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen… with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
Geraldo Rivera
Previously, young children had to be shown by their parents how to use a mouse or a remote, and the connection between what they were doing with their hand and what was happening on the screen took some time to grasp. But with the iPad, the connection is obvious, even to toddlers.
Hanna Rosin
Do I need fifty finger-painted pictures by my toddler, or is one enough to capture this time of life? Mementos work best when they’re carefully chosen – and when they don’t take up much room!
Gretchen Rubin
North Korea is the errant teenage child, aren’t they? Or toddler – they’re holding their breath until they get their way.
Valerie Plame
I was actually born in Chicago, and then when I was a toddler, my parents moved to Philadelphia.
Patti Smith
I’ve been watching Michael J. Fox since I was a toddler, basically. I watched all the ‘Back to the Future’ movies! I’ve been a fan my whole life.
Juliette Goglia
Spend enough time wrangling a toddler, and you get good at being kind but firm. Like your child, you must be doggedly single-minded when it matters.
Celeste Ng
It’s perfectly possible to love your toddler but struggle to like them when times are hard.
Mariella Frostrup
You get into any club you want, you have backstage passes for any concert you can think of, anywhere. You have access to everything, in the same way a toddler does. Everybody’s like, ‘Oh come on in!’
Justine Bateman
I did what any good full-time working mother would do and left my screaming toddler with my husband for three weeks and convinced Comedy Central to send me on an international work vacation.
Desi Lydic
‘How to Survive a Plague’ is history-telling at its best. It’s a film I’ll show my two children, now toddlers, when they are old enough to understand. It’s a movie that I cannot forget.
Ira Sachs
Technology is a tool that has allowed us to swipe aroun

Technology is a tool that has allowed us to swipe around like an angry toddler.
Charlie Brooker
At the age of eighty, the Dalai Lama has begun to discuss a range of prospects for the future disposition of his soul. Traditionally, after he dies, a search party of senior monks would set out to locate his new incarnation, who is most often a boy toddler, who goes on to be trained as a monk and a leader.
Evan Osnos
No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United States did this in the Iraq war.
Phyllis Schlafly
Just know, especially when they were infants and toddlers, the thought these two children depend on us for everything in their lives 24/7. That’s a pretty incredible responsibility.
Jake Arrieta
As soon as I could talk, I was bellowing at the top of my lungs. My parents couldn’t get over how weird I sounded – like an old man when I was just a toddler! But no one was gonna shut me up.
Valerie June
Families survive the Terrible Twos because toddlers aren’t strong enough to kill with their hands and aren’t capable of using lethal weapons. A 2-year-old with the physical capacities of an adult would be terrifying.
Paul Bloom
Being in a new city with a toddler can be a bit of a challenge.
Marisol Nichols
When me and my sister were toddlers, it was ‘The Jungle Book’ literally every day. If it was lunchtime, it was ‘Jungle Book’ time.
George MacKay
I’m not the best trainer in the world. I’m not the most technical or scientific. But I consistently put videos out there, whether it’s for your grandma or a young toddler. And I’m relentless.
Joe Wicks
In 1979, when I was toddler, the Russians invaded Afghanistan, and my whole family fled to Vienna, Virginia. Far from home, my parents were determined to raise my two sisters and me according to Afghan traditions.
Azita Ghanizada
The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe.
Lawrence Kutner
Having toddlers always means that there’s a fair amount of chaos at home, but that’s part of the fun.
Ivanka Trump
I felt different at 29 because 29, to me, is 30. There are times when I still feel like an actual toddler in a grown-up – well, semi-grown-up – body.
Anna Kendrick