Top 45 Tamsin Greig Quotes

I’m quite an odd little part of the Venn diagram. I’m not a movie star and beautiful in that way. I do an odd thing that’s funny and sad, and my face and my old body can take that.

I know I don’t fit in in L.A. because I look my age.

I don’t ever want to do stuff just for the sake of it.

Dad was a retired chemist who, in his 60s, fathered and fed me and my two sisters while Mum worked as a secretary. He made us curries, Chinese meals and strange concoctions. He was often unsuccessful.

Families are families. We’ve all got them, more or less, and we all know what it’s like to be bullied by another generation.

I’ve been so amazed at the number of really professional top-of-their-game women who I know to be intelligent, well educated and brilliant who have said, ‘What was it like to snog Matt LeBlanc?’

When I was 17, a neighbour I knew well died of cancer, and I became au pair to her three little girls. In circumstances like that, when you can’t really help, I think it’s a human response to do something beyond oneself. So I did a sponsored parachute jump for Cancer Research. It was exciting and ridiculous.

I think I’m a bit odd.

A lot of middle-aged women are children still trying to find their way.

Kids have a great sense of humour. If you don’t, you’re going to miss out.

If a job fell from Heaven that was in America, I’d have a go, but I don’t feel compelled to go and hunt it down.

I think comedy stems from being honest, often painfully so. I hope I can achieve that perspective in my own life and also have fun.

I suppose I flee to life. I’m most interested when conversations become difficult.

We live in a fast-paced culture where we’re asked to make snap decisions all day long, so I suppose cash-point donations feed into the immediacy of our life experience. So it’s a great idea. But I think it needs careful handling.

When I was growing up, I was obsessed with ‘Cagney and Lacey.’

Going to rehearsals of school plays got me out of science. It became clear what inspired me and what dampened my spirit. The only other thing I could do at school was trampolining – it didn’t seem to have much future in it.

I know women at work who don’t talk about having a baby because they don’t want to upset the apple cart, but unless people know what the problems are, why should they engage with it?

I am not stupid – I’m not young, and I’m not beautiful.

I’ve long thought that for my last meal on earth I will be perfectly happy with a granary loaf toastie with melted crunchy peanut butter and banana.

I was a cleaner while at university. The job wasn’t bad, but I was amazed by how badly cleaners are treated – how disrespected they are by the people they work for.

I did a drama degree, went to secretarial college, then got a job with a theatre company in Birmingham. It’s been a slow burn, which doesn’t seem to have gone out.

Radio listeners often have a very fertile imagination when it comes to body shape.

I’ve been acting since I could function. I got into acting to get attention as a child.

I think if you’re trying to be funny, sometimes you’re bending a piece of metal in a direction it doesn’t want to go. And sometimes comedy just needs to find itself.

In theatre, there’s no time for a proper meal.

I knew a homeless guy who’d give all the copper coins that people gave him to charity. So I think there’s something that makes us want to give. For me, it’s quite a selfish luxury: you feel enlivened, deepened and self-nurtured by generosity.

I think that if you take somebody out of their comfort zone, they’re going to dislike people because they’re not liking themselves in a situation.

There’s something in us that lives just beyond our normality – and I think we’ve all got a song in us. If only we could master that tiny muscle and make it sound listenable.

I feel like a 16-year-old trapped inside a dead woman’s body.

Laughing and crying are very similar. They’re an extreme response to life. You see it in children who start laughing hysterically.

Scientifically speaking, if I say something, or it gets misquoted, or people put a spin on it… I mean, are you interested, really, in what people are saying?

Maybe this whole obsession about colouring our hair is about our inability to grow up. To let go of the fact we aren’t children any more, and the whole thing about changing our faces and looking young, and 60 being the new 40, is maybe we don’t want to let go of our childhood.

I cannot step into any day without help. I have a fantastically engaged husband who is very present for his children and our family life. We’ve got a brilliant nanny, other help from parents-in-law, godparents, friends. Also, I’ve had incredible women around me in the business.

Families always stay the same, but they always provide more stories.

I always said there’s no way I’d work in America because I’m too weird and I’m too old, but somehow it’s happened.

I think comedy is the perfect vehicle for that which is slightly beyond life.

Writers have to be very careful and discerning because so much of the machine is out of their control.

I try not to look any further ahead than the next cup of tea. You never know if that cuppa will come or not, do you?

When we were growing up, women in their late 40s generally didn’t dye their hair.

I tried to get into the National Youth Theatre and didn’t, and I tried to get into drama school and didn’t, and then I went to university and was really delighted that I went there. I think having the word ‘no’ can be quite creative.

I’m an actor, and I’m supposed to reflect real people.

If you stop being scared, that’s when entropy sets in, and you may as well go home.

I can do a little bit of comedy. I can be in an in-between place, where I can do a little bit.

I have a shallow understanding of what it means to be alive, and I know certain things about parenting and being a wife and doing the school run. I know little bits, but I’m really a paddler on a beach.

I work in Britain, where women are allowed to look their age.