Top 470 Texas Quotes

I guess what bothers me so much about what I now see going on in both Washington and in Texas is an effort to keep people from finding out about the mistakes of lawmakers and then when they’re uncovered, an effort to fool people and pretend there was nothing wrong.
Chris Bell
Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.
Bianca Del Rio
I’ve been telling people, if we want to keep the Republican party in Texas, the Republican party in Texas needs to start looking like Texas. And I think that this is – that goes for the rest of the country as well.
Will Hurd
Life throws up enough road blocks to keep you from writing; you can’t be adding to them yourself by saying you can only write in one specific place. I’m in New York half the time and Texas half the time, and I work wherever – in my computer bag I have some foam ear plugs that I can put in.
Philipp Meyer
I lived in Norway and Texas when I was a kid.
Jackson Rathbone
The doctor who pulled me out at birth damaged my second and third vertebrae. But without those tugs, I probably would have been a regular guy selling insurance in Texas or something.
Leon Russell
When the F-16 first was rolled out, there were many problems in the development. There were cost issues, and it ended up being one of the best planes the military has ever seen and kept this country protected and kept many jobs in the North Texas area.
Marc Veasey
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
Molly Ivins
Maybe I’m genetically more inclined to music – but the music I make is so far removed from Indian classical music. I grew up in Texas!
Norah Jones
Arizona should be to the Sharing Economy what Texas is to Oil and what Silicon Valley used to be to the tech industry.
Doug Ducey
After the destruction of New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina in 2005, the shutdown of much of New York City by Sandy in 2012, and now the devastation wrought on Texas by Harvey, the U.S. can and should do better.
Joseph Stiglitz
My dad is a high school football coach in Texas so I’ve been around this game for a long time.
Danny Amendola
The folks in Mississippi are saying, ‘Thank God for Texas.’
Kinky Friedman
I was skeptical about doing Texas Chainsaw at first because it’s such a cult classic. I’d seen some of the sequels and was not a fan of those.
Jessica Biel
At the very top state institutions, like UCLA, Berkeley and the University of Texas, however, the trend of downward minority enrollment remains persistent and discouraging.
Adam Schiff
Lee Ann Womack is from near where I grew up in East Texas, so I’ve always looked up to her. I sang a lot of Dolly Parton as a kid and a lot of traditional western swing, like Patsy Cline and Roy Rogers.
Kacey Musgraves
My grandparents would take me out fishing in their boat once a week from when I was about two or three, growing up in in Texas and Louisiana. I loved it.
RJ Mitte
I will provide friendly and courteous service and will work closely with all departments in the county. I will abide by the Texas Information Act in providing information to the public.
Anne Grant
For a border state, I would argue that Texas is less lunatic on the subject of immigration issues than other places around it, like Arizona. They’re much more comfortable with their long-term identity as a place with a very large Hispanic population.
Gail Collins
The University of Texas is a place, a special place, th

The University of Texas is a place, a special place, that deservedly holds a seat among college football elite.
Tom Herman
I’m from Texas, so we used to wear our pants starched down like a cowboy. So when I got to New York, to New Jersey, everybody was laughing at me like, ‘Look at his pants! His pants could stand up by themselves!’
Stephen Jackson
Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair’s-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother?
Molly Ivins
Tobe Hooper – he did my favorite horror movie, ‘Texas Chain Saw Massacre.’ It’s still one of my favorite horror films.
Fred Willard
East Texas isn’t known for producing quarterbacks. I was never really on the football circuit. I wasn’t the type of guy that put my name out there.
Patrick Mahomes
When I fought in the amateurs and fought New York guys, they had a different swag, a different style, and maybe they didn’t take a liking to Texas fighters to begin with.
Jermell Charlo
I support secure borders both north and south and I support a guest worker program for those here today illegally. Labor and skilled workers are critical to our Texas economy.
David Dewhurst
Look, I still think Texas is a – is a red state. It’s going to continue to be a red state. I think as people stay more time in Texas, they become red. They see what, you know, Texas, kind of low tax, you know, a pro-business economy is doing for them as well. It’s a well-run state.
Brad Parscale
My dad is now a federal judge, but when he started off, he graduated from the top law school in Texas and couldn’t get a job.
Rachel Lindsay
My wife is a midwife, and there’s only so many states where you can do that. Texas is a place where she can work.
Samuel Ervin Beam
When I was 11 years old, I was bullied. It mainly started when I moved to California to pursue my dreams of being an actress. Kids back home in Texas, who I thought were my friends, were saying things behind my back. They said that I would never make it because I wasn’t talented or pretty enough to be on TV.
Raini Rodriguez
I am pleased to report that Texas is known for having one of the strongest set of open government laws in our Nation. And ever since that experience, I have long believed that our federal government could use ‘a little Texas sunshine.’
John Cornyn
I’ve been playing Texas Hold ’em and other forms of poker since I was about 12.
Richard Roeper
Texas has leadership that’s motivated by desire to take care of the people that they represent, not by some power trip that they have on being able to tell other people how to live their lives.
Ronny Jackson
I don’t know if there’s something in the water in Texas, but there’s a lot of us really ballsy women that have something to say.
Maren Morris
I trained in Texas at Nikki Pederson Talent Academy.
Tiffany Thornton
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin
You know Texas is – even more now that Enron has bit the dust – it’s held up on the back of small businesses.
Rachel Griffiths
There would be no difficulty in securing the rights of the people and the liberties of Texas if men would march to their duty and not fly like recreants from danger. Texas must be defended and liberty maintained.
Sam Houston
I think the coaching and the emphasis being put on different aspects of the game is what makes Texas high school football the best out there.
Andy Dalton
For those of us living in Texas and other border states, the reality of an open and unsecured border is a part of everyday life.
Dan Crenshaw
As a child of West Texas, I identify with Hispanic culture every bit as much as I do North American culture.
Tommy Lee Jones
If there is any state that typifies prototypical ‘Murica’ where the trucks and the guns are big and the social safety net is oh so small, it’s Texas.
Krystal Ball
Kevin Sullivan? He’s Anthony Hopkins. The Prince of Darkness. The devil himself. Against the ‘American Dream’ Dusty Rhodes, the chubby plumber’s son from Austin, Texas. My God, those billboards go up, and you’re going to want to go see it.
Dusty Rhodes
You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don’t know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore.
Robert Duvall
Gov. Perry has led the way in Texas on creating an environment for job growth.
Sam Graves
After the Texas Playboys and during that time, I had this band in college that I was in called Thrift Store Cowboys. It was me and a couple other dudes would write the songs.
Amanda Shires
Being a musician in Texas had its own set of risks.
Dusty Hill
Texas kind of operates as if we’re our own little country.
MJ Hegar
The Violence Against Women Act has been a true bipartisan success story since it was first enacted in 1994. In my home state of Texas alone, its programs have helped hundreds of thousands of victims to break free from the terrible cycle of domestic violence.
John Cornyn
How many people are moving up toward the Antarctica, or the Arctic? Most people move down to Texas and Florida, where it’s a little bit warmer.
Ron Johnson
Texas is a great place to be rich and a terrible place

Texas is a great place to be rich and a terrible place to be poor. It’s got the highest percentage of people without health insurance in the country. If you get injured on the job, good luck getting workers’ comp. And God help you if you’re poor and mentally ill.
Gail Collins
When I moved to New York City from Texas at 22, amateur hour was over. As a newly grown-up person, I vowed I would wear dresses and skirts, wool trousers occasionally, and heels always.
Mary H.K. Choi
The people of Texas are rightly proud of their own, just like the French and the Italians, but visiting artists have often been given a shot in the history of art.
Clifford Ross
I’m born and raised in Houston, Texas, but Wisconsin is always going to be a home for me, and I’ll always be back.
Donald Driver
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It’s that light; it’s that sky.
Robert Wilson
Southern political personalities, like sweet corn, travel badly. They lose flavor with every hundred yards away from the patch. By the time they reach New York, they are like Golden Bantam that has been trucked up from Texas – stale and unprofitable. The consumer forgets that the corn tastes different where it grows.
A. J. Liebling
Even without mandatory sentences, judges are still capable of levying tough penalties for serious offenses – and just as in states like Texas that have ‘tough on crime’ reputations, this can be done without jeopardizing public safety.
Ken Cuccinelli