Top 475 Dirty Quotes

Obama’s tenure had more dirty linen then Charlie Sheen’s hamper.
Greg Gutfeld
I will say that anyone who supports Scottish independence should go to Athens. Because nothing works. It is a disaster. It is a ruined, dirty place where people do not have money or future prospects. The day one after independence, Scotland would be worse.
Philip Kerr
I love to utilize my celebrity status in a responsible and constructive and substantive manner. I like to get my hands dirty rather than a photo op.
William Baldwin
I did love ‘Dirty Sexy Money’ quite a lot. I loved my tenure at ‘Scrubs’ quite a lot. ‘ER’ might have been my favorite guest star thing. ‘We Were Soldiers’ meant a lot to me.
Bellamy Young
My dirty little secret is that I hate running. I don’t like cardio. I also really like food, and all kinds of food – bread, chocolate, all of the yummy stuff. I up my cardio quite a bit and I start cutting out carbs, sugar, and salt just to try to get as lean as I can.
Christopher Gorham
My mom has this thing where if I’m doing anything doing dirty or crazy, she sniffs it out and yells at me. But the good thing is my mom doesn’t have cable, and so much of the stuff I’ve done was on cable, so many times she’ll miss it. I tend to gloss over the crazier things I shoot.
Rob Huebel
What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.
Billy Wilder
George Orwell’s ‘1984’ frequently tops surveys of our greatest books: it’s not a celebration of poetic language. It’s decidedly anti-literary, a masterpiece of personal and political narrative sequence. And its subject matter is crucial, because what ‘1984’ shows is that language can be a dirty trick.
Graham Joyce
My dad saw ‘A Dirty Shame.’ I felt bad about my father knowing what ‘felching’ was.
John Waters
My daughter, Jennifer Grey, was in ‘Dirty Dancing,’ which was shot in the Catskill Mountains, where the great old Jewish entertainers used to appear. It was the first time she’d been to the Borscht Belt, and I don’t think she’s been back since.
Joel Grey
I acted with Albie at Stratford-on-Avon in the 1959 season. We in the acting company tended to hang out at the pub known as the Dirty Duck.
Vanessa Redgrave
In the end, the market will decide which is the better performer: dirty coal-fired power or clean wind and solar. Market-based competition. That doesn’t sound like communism to me.
Frances Beinecke
My plays are always pushing towards cinema anyway. They’re down and dirty, real and more fun.
Martin McDonagh
I think I had a more European outlook about the body an

I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time.
Dorothy Stratten
Frankly, the only thing China has in easy abundance is people and dirty coal. Neither is the asset they’re made out to be.
Thomas P.M. Barnett
I think the whole thing, boy band, it’s a little bit of a dirty word. They say it’s not a good thing to be in a boy band. We want to change that. We want to make the boy band cool. It’s not just about dancing and dressing the same.
Liam Payne
Although I am small, ugly and dirty, I am highly ambitious, and at the slightest flattery, I immediately start to strut like a turkey.
Italo Calvino
I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself, ‘Man, you were so honest – can’t you have some fun? Can’t you do some really down and dirty lying?’ But the puritan in me thinks that if I tell a lie, I’ll be punished.
Willem Dafoe
When I graduated college, I decided that I was going to try to be an actor, but it was my dirty secret.
Frank Grillo
I don’t want to be a politician. I don’t like politics. It’s petty; it fights dirty.
John Mellencamp
I’ve got the best of all worlds. It’s every actor’s dream to wake up in New York City and go to an acting job rather than to a restaurant to wash dirty dishes. And I live so close to the studios that I ride my bike to work.
Christopher Meloni
I’ve always loved New Orleans music. I always loved it when the Neville Brothers opened up for the Grateful Dead and the Dirty Dozen and all that.
Bill Kreutzmann
Los Angeles is a city known as much for it’s sun as for its stars and it’s dirty air.
Ed Begley, Jr.
I’m obsessed with make-up, but my top tip doesn’t actually involve any products. Beauty starts with glowing skin, and the way to ruin it is with dirty, clogged make-up brushes.
Madison Beer
Lisa Vanderpump is a manipulative person and when I was on the show I did a lot of her dirty work for her.
Brandi Glanville
The permissive society has been allowed to become a dirty phrase. A better phrase is the civilised society.
Roy Jenkins
Menstruation is a natural phenomenon and it is neither dirty, nor a taboo.
Manushi Chhillar
I saw Ashley train every day and I said, ‘This is what I want but better.’ That was my motivation. He taught me the game, how to play nicely and sometimes dirty, all those kind of things. But I didn’t become Ashley Cole. I’m Patrick van Aanholt.
Patrick van Aanholt
But in the back of my mind I always thought, Someday, if the Heartbreakers wind down, Ill focus on the Dirty Knobs.
Mike Campbell
I came from a tough neighborhood. I used to be a ‘dirty Greek.’
Telly Savalas
When I was little, whenever I got out of the shower, I never wanted to touch the floor because once you touch the floor, your feet are dirty again. So in the shower, I used to put my socks on already without drying them off.
Gilbert Arenas
They’ve had a hard life, the Oasis brothers. They’ve done really well to be semi-normal. It’s always sad when your dirty linen is brought out in public.
Ian Brown
When I started out, the idea of comfort in shoes was almost a dirty word.
Edgardo Osorio
Pigs are not that dirty. And they’re smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.
Shelley Duvall
I’ve always loved cuneiform; I’ve always loved the way it looks. I love that it’s the world’s oldest script. And the creative potential of bad translation or misunderstanding or something has always been at the core of the idea of ‘Dirty Projectors.’ So the cuneiform is pretty playful – basically, just a joke.
David Longstreth
I go home at the end of the day and I rarely talk about what I did that day. So my wife’s experience is just like that of anybody else whose husband goes away to a blue collar job and comes home bruised and dirty and often proud of the work that they’re doing.
Adam Savage
I don’t know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from ‘The Price Is Right’ and ‘The Drew Carey Show,’ then you might be a little bit shocked. I’m a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun.
Drew Carey
I’m not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.
Jenna Fischer
The green appeal of solar sailing – traveling by light, once chemical propellants have done their dirty job of orbital insertion – ought to be powerful.
Thomas Mallon
Horseback riding is my passion. Other than work. People can’t imagine me getting dirty, but that’s what I love about it.
Kaley Cuoco
Thats the great thing about the Dirty Knobs over the years. Wed play these relatively small places and we wouldnt have any hits. Wed try to win them over in the moment.
Mike Campbell
Dirt used to be a badge of honor. Dirt used to look like work. But we’ve scrubbed the dirt off the face of work, and consequently we’ve created this suspicion of anything that’s too dirty.
Mike Rowe
President Trump has exposed the dirty secret of drug pricing: There is a shadowy third player in the transaction between patients and their pharmacists: middlemen who have taken a big kickback from the drug manufacturer, which may or may not be reflected in patients’ out-of-pocket costs.
Alex Azar
I think I could totally be a gangster, but I could never be the kind of gangster that carries things out myself. I would have to be the kingpin that has my minions go and do the dirty bidding. I think I’d be pretty good at giving orders.
Elena Satine
I did a lot of heavy-lifting - construction, demolition

I did a lot of heavy-lifting – construction, demolition, that kind of thing. Dusty, dirty work.
Sixto Rodriguez
The process to generate energy using the Canadian tar sands is particularly dirty, producing one of the most noxious fossil fuels on the planet and leaving a devastated landscape in its wake.
John Delaney
We’re just a real dirty band. We’re raw, and we’re rough. None of us are top-scale, top-line musicians. But I tell you what, you get your top-line musicians and see if they can entertain like us.
Garth Brooks
No one has the right to dirty someone’s personal space in any which way.
Kirti Kulhari
You can’t get down and dirty at the opera.
Michael Ball
I’ve never been to the Himalayas, and I’m not really interested in them. I’m more interested in a dirty old quarry in Lancashire, and by god, they can be dirty.
M. John Harrison
Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret.
Ralph Nader
Desertion is the army’s dirty little secret. Since the beginning of the Iraq war, more than 20,000 American soldiers have given up the fight. Most of them disappear while at home on leave, fading into a network of family and friends, and the army does not typically chase them down.
Wil S. Hylton
I love Steve Martin so much, even in ‘Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.’
Justin Kurzel
I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists.
Brigitte Bardot
Well, The Dirty Dozen was like a vacation.
Clint Walker
I really wouldn’t want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor.
Jonny Lee Miller
I don’t come to tournaments to make friends, to go to parties, to hold conversations. I come to be the best, and I’m not mean and cruel and dirty.
Venus Williams
Too many people hate the people that AIDS most affects: gay people and people of color. I do not mean dislike, or feel uncomfortable with. I mean hate. Downright hate. Down and dirty hate.
Larry Kramer