Top 475 Husband Quotes

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce
That said, my kids are at home right now with my husband and I’m missing something important at my daughter’s school which makes me feel sick inside. It’s a lot of balance and a lot of really hard decision making.
Reese Witherspoon
I think I was a terrible husband, I think I’m a terrible boyfriend.
Fred Armisen
I’m being a dad and a good husband.
Chad Smith
As soon as I finished ‘Doctor Foster,’ I obviously wanted to run straight home to give my husband a big cuddle.
Suranne Jones
I have had quite an interesting life. My husband was quite successful in the movies, and we went out frequently with Gloria Swanson and other stars.
Rose Kennedy
My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.
Anita Diament
I got to show off in front of my husband, who married me as I was stepping out of the business, so he had no idea that I could strut my stuff on the stage.
Kim Wilde
I love being around my friends and my family and spending time with my husband. I like being normal and recharging my batteries, and I feel like I have the coolest job in the world where I get to get on stage and perform and get to do a lot of really amazing things.
Carrie Underwood
When I started ‘Third Watch,’ I knew I was going to be with the firefighters and lifting, so I was doing yoga, running, and swimming – all at the same time. I didn’t have a kid then. Now I don’t have time for that. I want to spend time with my son and my husband, so it’s mainly just yoga now.
Kim Raver
If you have this enormous talent, it’s got you by the balls, it’s a demon. You can’t be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. Dickens wasn’t that nice a guy.
Dustin Hoffman
No man wants to feel that he’s there because of his woman’s biological clock or because he’s filling a job opening for husband or significant other.
George Weinberg
In my career, there’s many things I’ve won and many things I’ve achieved, but for me, my greatest achievement is my children and my family. It’s about being a good father, a good husband, just being connected to family as much as possible.
David Beckham
Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful.
Ayelet Waldman
The truth about love is that you don’t always fall in love with whom you are supposed to fall in love with. Love just hits you. It is a transcendent thing. Sometimes it is your best friend’s husband and sometimes it’s your father. It’s weird. But that’s a fact of life.
Meg Rosoff
I left the table where there were important people and had lunch with my husband and a few friends. The reception was organised in my honour, so it was rather amusing.
Nana Mouskouri
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job.
Roseanne Barr
I got back into the position of taking care of my husband, which is what I’d learned that I couldn’t really do: you can love and make things okay to a certain extent, but you can’t fix. I didn’t quite learn that until the kayaking incident. It became so clear then.
Mariel Hemingway
At the risk of damaging the ‘First Take’ ratings, the God’s truth is I do not hate LeBron James. I actually like the man, who seems as close to being a role model as any superstar can be. He seems to be a good father and husband with a sharing, caring heart.
Skip Bayless
My husband Rhashan reminds me of my father because he’s got great strength of character.
Olivia Williams
Men get away with everything. But if a wife has an affair, she gets the blame. When husband has an affair The Other Woman’ gets the bad name.
Abhinav Shukla
A husband is like a fire – he goes out when unattended.
Evan Esar
A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.
Richard Steele
I save her marked-up manuscripts as an unluckier husband might save love letters.
Will Allison
I wake up at 6 A.M. and start with yoga. I’m by no means a morning person, but I’ve trained myself to become one. My husband wakes up at 4:30 A.M., so he makes me feel like a loser. When you wake up and no one is in the bed, it kind of gets you up.
Huda Kattan
There is a lot of kissing in ‘Boeing-Boeing.’ A lot! And not pecks on the cheek or lips – although there’s some of that, too – but full-on, farcical lip locks. My poor husband. He definitely wasn’t prepared for as much smooching as there is.
Kathryn Hahn
Money is great, but it doesn’t make your husband stay at home with you.
Kim Mathers
I get up around 7 a.m. That’s very early for a stand-up comic. Then I’ll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.
Margaret Cho
I am the woman with the cool vintage glasses… I am the proud wife beside her husband… I am the writer who has written a new novel.
Ann Hood
Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myse

Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands.
Brigitte Bardot
My husband is pretty particular about his cars. In his opinion, the Mercedes are the best of the best.
Lauren Lee Smith
My husband doesn’t know what my songs are about – even when they’re about him. He’s very British in that way. He doesn’t ask, and he doesn’t want to be told.
Tori Amos
At the end of the day, I’m very lucky to have what I have and do what I do, but I don’t see myself as any different from anyone else who works hard and is a dad and a husband.
David Beckham
I don’t know what makes a marriage work. My husband and I don’t have it right at all; it’s very tough on him. From the outside it looks like it’s all about me – I have a glorious career and he doesn’t.
Emily Watson
I don’t know why we work, my husband and I. We just do. We are black and white – yin and yang.
Heidi Klum
Controversy is always a beautiful thing. I love controversy and I try to fan it as much as I can without having my husband’s head pop off!
Jada Pinkett Smith
I love my husband. I believe in him, and I am proud of his accomplishments.
Pat Nixon
I cannot help feeling I would have been happier with a husband and chidren of my own.
Ethel Waters
Cancer came back into my life twice in order for me to understand something, and I guess I still wasn’t getting it. And my husband wasn’t getting it, either.
Mariel Hemingway
I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?
Jackie Kennedy
We often don’t think of them, we think of the great wars and the great battles, but what about losing a son or a daughter, or a girl losing her husband or vice versa? I think of the people who never got the chance to have the opportunities I had.
Tony Curtis
A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.
Honore de Balzac
I find that balancing my life with my work with the kids at St. Jude, working on books, working on my career as an actor and taking time out for my husband and family help to cushion a lot of the blows.
Marlo Thomas
If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.
Ernestine Rose
I like to make my husband like me more, and he likes it when I’m wearing makeup.
Gwen Stefani
My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend.
Tiger Woods
The man as he converses is the lover; silent, he is the husband.
Honore de Balzac
I don’t really cook. There are caterers, and my husband cooks.
Tori Amos
When my first daughter was born, my husband held her in his hands and said, ‘My God, she’s so beautiful.’ I unwrapped the baby from her blankets. She was average size, with long thin fingers and a random assortment of toes. Her eyes were close set, and she had her father’s hooked nose. It looked better on him.
Ayelet Waldman
My husband is a workaholic, so he will work wherever he is.
Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
For someone to say that marriage is only about procreation is a joke. I didn’t marry my husband to have children. I married my husband because I love my husband.
Aisha Tyler
I was 36 when I got married. I was so focused on, ‘You wanted a husband, and you wanted a house, and you wanted children.’ I’ve had all those things now.
Jane Kaczmarek
I don’t use the voice of Bart when I’m making love to my husband, but Marge’s voice turns him on a little.
Nancy Cartwright
If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.
Simone Signoret
I’ve been a biker, I’ve been a convict, I’ve been a husband, father, and son.
Duane Chapman
That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.
Mary Harris Jones
I know this sounds generic, but I’m so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.
Fergie
I married my husband because I loved him, and I don’t feel like there’s anybody missing from our marriage, but when you think about this person that you love, and you think about what a wonderful thing it would be to bring another person like that into this world, I think that’s the hardest part about all of it.
Aisha Tyler
My husband and I had to raise five of my younger brothers and sisters. They lived with us. We sent them to school.
Dolly Parton
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’. They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.
Megan Fox
I was trying my damnedest to lead a conventional life,

I was trying my damnedest to lead a conventional life, for that was how I was brought up, and it was what my husband wanted of me. But one can’t build little white picket fences to keep nightmares out.
Anne Sexton
I come from a sports family and my husband is a rugby player.
Kirsty Gallacher
We are all trying to balance our careers and children and give as much of ourselves and our time to them. You work and have a husband, and projects, and friends. It is a balancing act.
Kelly Preston