Top 510 Fat Quotes

I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, ‘I feel fat.’
Christina Hendricks
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
I have Slavic fat pads that make me look like a chipmunk and arched predatory eyebrows. With that, you’re not going to get funny. That’s why I play so many bad guys.
Liev Schreiber
I stopped dieting on plain, boring, unsatisfying food and started eating rich, delicious meals full of flavor and, yes… fat. I got skinny on fat and realized I would never have to diet again.
Suzanne Somers
The only things that smell good are fat and sugar. Tofu being boiled doesn’t smell good. Anything that smells good is fattening.
John Madden
I don’t mind that I’m fat. You still get the same money.
Marlon Brando
The thing about a music career is that it ain’t over until the fat lady sings. Look at all the times people threw in the towel on Dylan – or Neil Young. Remember when Young was doing things in the ’80s like ‘Trans’ and the rockabilly album and being completely lambasted by critics who now think he is wonderful again?
Jeff Buckley
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
Demetri Martin
I eat tons, three full meals a day, and I never go to the gym. When I was a child, my geography teacher said, ‘You may be slim now but if you carry on eating like that, you’ll end up being really fat.’ Fortunately, I really don’t think I’ve changed much in the past two decades, so that teacher was an idiot.
Gina Bellman
I have been Fat Joe since I was a kid. It’s always been my name and always will be.
Fat Joe
I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.
Phyllida Lloyd
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
Walt Whitman
Back in Nebraska, I was known as the fat model – the girl who was pretty for a big girl. My body, like my confidence, has been picked apart, manipulated, and controlled by others who didn’t necessarily understand it.
Ashley Graham
What people don’t understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it’s not a nice feeling.
Kendall Jenner
I don’t mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don’t want to be fat.
Chris O’Dowd
I can’t remember a time where I really battled with my body, but I can remember being asked to lose weight and battling with the advice. It hurt me. Especially as my baby fat naturally melted away as I got older.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
I know I’m fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.
Kate Smith
Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything).
Julie Burchill
I hired a personal trainer to help me lose 25 pounds an

I hired a personal trainer to help me lose 25 pounds and get from obese to fat. My next step will be to get from fat to chubby.
Adam McKay
I love food but due to my active lifestyle, have never been fat or flabby.
Pooja Bedi
I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit – I’m too fat.
Dominic West
When I was younger, I was a little bit fat. I wasn’t, like, big-time fat; I was just overweight – maybe around when I was 13 or 14. At that time, I wasn’t practicing that much; tennis was just a hobby. But it wasn’t easy to feel that way.
Stan Wawrinka
Of course there is no denying the possible pleasure of holing up with a fat, slow-moving, mediocre novel; still, we all know that we can indulge ourselves in that fashion only so much. In the end, we read not for reading’s sake, but to learn.
Joseph Brodsky
We’ve got the pretty-boy lead singer and the fat, dumpy drummer, and I’m the zany guitarist. Sure, we’ve played up the image at times. But it’s the music that matters most.
Rick Nielsen
I’m still not comfortable recommending that people eat saturated fat with abandon, but it’s clear to me that sugar, flour and oxidized seed oils create inflammatory effects in the body that almost certainly bear most of the responsibility for elevating heart disease risk.
Andrew Weil
There’s now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.
Joe Mantegna
I’m fat! There’s nothing else to call it.
Kirstie Alley
The dirty little secret on Wall Street: Eighty percent of the Wall Street executives’ and their spouses’ donations go to Democrats. It’s like they’ve got some kind of little sweet deal, where we’ll call you fat cats and demean you and stuff, but you will get richer than your wildest dreams.
Louie Gohmert
I’m more hungry now than I was 11 years ago. Which is great because I see a lot of artists that have been out for a long period of time. They get kind of fat.
Lenny Kravitz
The first step to optimising testosterone is eating right. That means cutting out the processed junk food and focusing on high quality proteins, carbs, fats, and an abundance of fruits and vegetables. Don’t fall into the ‘low fat’ eating trap, as this will seriously inhibit your testosterone production.
James Haskell
After the second and final time that I got hugely fat in my life and when I lost that weight six or seven years ago, I pretty much decided that I was going to stay in decent shape for the rest of my life.
J. K. Simmons
Pasta doesn’t make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.
Giada De Laurentiis
A steak needs fat to taste great.
Tom Colicchio
I was a really girly girl when I was younger. I only wore pink until I was at least 12. Think of me in culottes with a Bagpuss T-shirt and frizzy hair. Oh, and I was a fat child. It was bad news.
Gayle Rankin
Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn’t handle people talking about how fat I was.
Stevie Nicks
You’re not ethnic enough. You’re not fat enough. You’re not thin enough. You’re not blond enough. You’re not dark enough. You’re not young enough. You’re not old enough.
Nia Vardalos
At the end of the day, my bread and butter comes from films, so I have to work in films that may not have a great script, but give me a fat pay cheque.
Paresh Rawal
I’d like to be taller. I’d like my baby fat to leave.
Kirsten Dunst
My mother was a reader; my father was a reader. Not anything particularly sophisticated. My mother read fat historical or romantic novels; my father liked to read Westerns, Zane Grey, that kind of stuff. Whatever they brought in, I read.
John Edgar Wideman
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you’ve changed your life by saying, ‘Farewell to Fat’.
Richard Simmons
Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors are believed to be responsible for the acceleration of pubertal timing by obesity.
Joel Fuhrman
It’s not that that I’m not comfortable being naked, but when you grow up fat, you can’t take away the shame or embarrassment even though you’re a model. It’s not just erased.
Paloma Elsesser
I’ll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.
Dawn French
A lot of people tell me now I’m their inspiration. They say, ‘I don’t play baseball,’ and then they mention whatever – engineer, doctor, college student, high school student – but they’re hurt because, for some reason, people feel shame about themselves or embarrassed because they are short or skinny or fat or whatever.
Jose Altuve
A boot-camp class that combines upper- and lower-body moves – like walking lunges and push-ups – gets the heart rate up quickly, burning fat and calories and toning muscles in a time-efficient way.
David Kirsch
I like books that are fat and full.
Mary Oliver
The person who should really write an appreciation of the late great Dom DeLuise is Burt Reynolds, who, even more than Mel Brooks, made of the jolly, beanie wearing fat man a side-kick and a legend.
Rich Cohen
‘Escargot’ is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’.
Dave Barry
If you’ve got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You’ve got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
Jack LaLanne
There is no excuse for anyone not to train three times

There is no excuse for anyone not to train three times a week. People want to look fat. Anyone can change their mind if they want to. It’s all about motivation.
Lou Ferrigno
Fat noses have no place in the Hindi film industry. But it is not so in the West – otherwise, Anthony Quinn would have never been an actor.
Om Puri
Fake fat, fake colours, fake flavours, fake sweeteners: this is poison.
Jillian Michaels
I would like to be more fit, but I don’t think I will put on fat or gain weight for movie roles. I am not going to do that.
Nargis Fakhri
Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not good enough. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re too short, you’re too fat, you’re too thin, you’re too ugly – that’s nonsense.
Bradley Walsh
This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a great source of fat and vitamin E; great for your skin. It’s super light and not too heavy. Sometimes I like a little sweet as well, so I have a cup of plain yogurt with blueberries.
April Bowlby
You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.
Satchel Paige
I was muscular – I was never overweight. But tell a girl that she has to lose 15 pounds when she’s not fat, and that has destroyed a lot of who I am over the years, even still. In my mind I’m thinking, ‘I’m always too heavy. I should be a skinny thing.’
Kim Alexis
I like fats. I think fat is important. I think there is a reason we have it. Obviously it’s part of our dietary makeup, so I don’t avoid it.
Seth Rollins
In France today, people no longer eat as much heavy food and fat as they did 15 or 20 years ago. These days, French cooking, through the influence of ‘grande cuisine,’ has become a bit lighter. And we are beginning to discover the original flavors of our produce.
Joel Robuchon
For me, you can’t be a big fat pig up there, slovenly and singing croaky and whatnot. You have to work.
Dolores O’Riordan
I’ll be the first one to tell you that I’m fat out of season. I love McDonald’s, and I love Taco Bell. But, whenever it comes fight time, I’m always ready.
Johny Hendricks