Top 55 Yogi Berra Quotes

If people don’t want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

I never figured I’d go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.

You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.

I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.

So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work.

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

I didn’t know much about golf growing up.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.

You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.

I’m glad I was in the Navy.

I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers’ Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.

You can observe a lot by watching.

I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.

I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

I don’t mean to be funny.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

It’s fun; baseball’s fun.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

It gets late early out there.

It ain’t over till it’s over.

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

It’s like deja-vu, all over again.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

Pair up in threes.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

The future ain’t what it used to be.

I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.

I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.

It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

I liked George Weiss when he was with the Yankees. He loved the Old Timers’ Day. He loved it. And he invited all these people to come, all these players to come.