Words matter. These are the best Craig Bruce Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don’t.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn’t bother fighting it.
It’s a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
Something is always simple until you try it.
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. ‘Please don’t take away our precious Soviet Union! – We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!’
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don’t.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
Things always look better when you haven’t seen them.
It’s easy to idealize someone that you don’t know.
When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
It’s funny how most activists are pacifists.
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn’t bother fighting it.
The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
Things always look better when you haven’t seen them.
Anything on paper is obsolete!
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
Don’t trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
‘Programming’ is a four-letter word.
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
It’s funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists’ goals.
Even IBM can’t stand in the way of progress… for more than a decade.
Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
It’s easy to idealize someone that you don’t know.
Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
‘Programming’ is a four-letter word.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
The only people I’ve ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
Anything on paper is obsolete!
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place… is called genius.
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
My to-do list is so long that it doesn’t have an end; it has an event horizon.
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
It’s funny how most activists are pacifists.
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
