Top 615 Wife Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Wife Quotes from famous people such as James H. Clark, Voltaire, David Ogilvy, Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield, Ben Shahn, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

My wife's an Australian and a very competitive lady, an

My wife’s an Australian and a very competitive lady, and she wants to sail in Sydney-Hobart. I say, ‘We have the boat, do as you wish.’ I’ll let her run the show.
James H. Clark
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Ben Shahn
How is having every phone call that I make to my wife, to my daughter, relevant to any terror investigation?
Blake Farenthold
I come from a family of educationists and both my parents as well as my younger brother and his wife are teachers.
Jaideep Ahlawat
I can’t just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play a little golf, see my kids.
Pete Sampras
My wife was gone, all other girls failed to cooperate, so I decided to wear a pouch of animal blood myself and test out my pads by wearing them myself. The discomfort I felt for those five days cannot be explained in words; I bow to every woman on earth for going through this every month.
Arunachalam Muruganantham
I think I lived those years very impersonally. It was almost as though I had erected someone outside myself who was the president’s wife. I was lost somewhere deep down inside myself. That is the way I felt and worked until I left the White House.
Eleanor Roosevelt
In many walks of life, a conscience is a more expensive encumbrance than a wife or a carriage.
Thomas de Quincey
I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they’re kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and… my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.
Fred Willard
If my wife was to say, ‘Honey, I’d like you to go to PSG’, I would have to take it into account.
Eden Hazard
My wife holds the kite strings that let me go ‘weeeeeee’, then she reels me back in.
Jeff Bridges
My attachment to my wedding ring is a powerful symbol of the infinite love that I have for my wife and children.
Gad Saad
I’ve been called a spy of Israel since 1996, and since I made my documentary film in 2000 the FBI has investigated me as an agent of Iraq. The FBI has also opened up an investigation into my wife calling her a KGB spy.
Scott Ritter
‘The Good Wife’ was definitely the biggest surprise and gift that I’ve had in a long time, and that did come out of some other work that I had done. That whole adage of ‘work begets work’ actually worked in that case – it was at the very end of their first season that my character was first introduced.
Carrie Preston
But money, wife, is the true Fuller’s Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out.
John Gay
Since I am Rajini’s daughter and Dhanush’s wife, people may think ‘why she is even bothered to work hard?’ But I want to stand out, make a name for myself.
Aishwarya R. Dhanush
My wife wanted my children to have some Chinese culture and education. She believes the children need to learn two languages and two cultures.
Jet Li
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield
I was married for 19 years, but with my wife for the better part of 22 years. We met in college. So I didn’t date during my 20s and 30s. And I didn’t date really all of the ’90s and 2000s, I was off.
Chris Harrison
Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There’s entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.
Jerry Seinfeld
My wife said, ‘Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.’ I said, ‘chocolate fudge.’
Tommy Cooper
Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.
John Bercow
But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I’m in jail, who looks after my children, who’s there for my wife?
Ernie Hudson
My wife changes the way that I dress. She makes me dress nicer than I want to dress. I feel like I perpetually dress like a 14-year-old boy, and she makes me stand up straight and wear clean clothes.
Adam Driver
So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.
Ray Liotta
I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison.
Freddy Fender
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I’m deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
Harry Connick, Jr.
I’d be nothing without my wife. She’s the coolest. She’s the greatest. She is the smartest. She’s the funniest. I love her so much. She’s like the – it’s like your best friend for the rest of your life.
Jimmy Fallon
My wife and I are very affectionate.

My wife and I are very affectionate.
Tom Brady
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield
To be sure a stepmother to a girl is a different thing to a second wife to a man!
Elizabeth Gaskell
If I’m going to work, I want to work with my wife.
Brad Pitt
My wife and I do not argue. We communicate. We talk. But we’ve never fought in our entire relationship.
Aaron Paul
I’m throwing myself back in because I like being married. I don’t want to end this whole fabulous journey alone. I want someone by my side who I love and who loves me. I’ve finally found somebody who’s up to the task of being my wife, because I’m very high maintenance.
Neil Diamond
Like most of us, I’m used to juggling about 52 roles in life. Wife. Mother. Sister. Friend. Author. Sometimes I feel a bit ‘multiple-personality’.
Sophie Kinsella
You slam a politician, you make out he’s the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
Pamela Hansford Johnson
My wife thinks she’s better than me at puzzles. I haven’t given in on that one yet.
Bill Gates
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.
Thomas Fuller
My wife was born in Korea, and we met in music college; she was there for vocal, and I was there for drums.
Anderson Paak
I was always the hero’s girlfriend or wife – actually, the woman with no voice.
Maggie Cheung
I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.
Eric Idle
Fertility should be shared between a husband and wife.
Abby Johnson
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
Writers don’t make good spouses. When I am writing, I’m not a good wife. I shut myself away, and all my emotions are directed towards what I’m trying to write.
Claire Tomalin
The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Earl Wilson
I had a wife and children. I was mostly working in painting and decorating and then taking the occasional acting job as they came along. At that stage in your life you have to think about your priorities. It looked like I was going to have to take the building more seriously and give up acting.
Charley Boorman
Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.
David Bailey
It is brilliant to be able to say ‘you have never had a holiday with your wife and your kids, here you go.’ It is really lovely and heartwarming and we get to do it. It is lovely to get that opportunity. We remember them all.
Ant McPartlin
I am nearly 40 and still unmarried because my wife would be the one who has been a movie buff like me since she was born.
Sajid Khan
A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
Thomas Fuller
I cheated on my first wife, Kristin. I thought I was untouchable. How could I be that inconsiderate to someone?
Tito Ortiz
I’m not the first to admit that raising a child in Park Slope, Brooklyn, can bear an embarrassing resemblance to the TV show ‘Portlandia.’ My wife and I try to have some ironic distance from the culture of organic, chemical-free parenting, but we’re often participants.
Adam Davidson
I wouldn’t trade a thing. Even the troubles that I had. I have become the husband and mate to my wife that I have because of what I went through, including the bad times. I wouldn’t trade that.
Garth Brooks
My wife and I love each other very much.
Stephen Hawking
The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
I told my wife that I want to take a three-year break. She supported me and said, ‘Please go ahead.’ I am grateful that she supported me. For me, this romance and understanding is very important in our marriage.
R. Madhavan
My husband’s a lawyer, and I lived a lawyer’s wife’s life.
Erika Jayne
Perry Farrell is so gross, and his wife looks like a monkey.
I want to be a good wife, a good mother, a good person.

I want to be a good wife, a good mother, a good person.
Peaches Geldof
I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I go. I’m paying the normal rate of tax on the money I take out for myself.
Ken Livingstone
I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I’m most passionate about, pale by comparison.
Benjamin Bratt
I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.
James Garner
When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn’t expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop.
Joe Slovo
Rude contact with facts chased my visions and dreams quickly away, and in their stead I beheld the horrors, the corruption, the evils and hypocrisy of society, and as I stood among them, a young wife, a great wail of agony went out from my soul.
Victoria Woodhull