Top 665 Pretend Quotes

You’d think maybe I can pretend I’m an expert on love, but I’m not.
Caroline Flack
We, in America and Great Britain, have never had to live with evil and ignore it, or pretend it wasn’t happening, as people did all over Europe, and indeed, even in Germany herself.
Michael Korda
I was being groomed to be a tennis player for sure. My grandparents and parents realised I had a natural athletic ability and if I was forced to do it, I could probably do well. But all I wanted was to play pretend.
Dakota Fanning
Families always have these unspoken dramas, and at holidays, everyone is supposed to sit down and pretend that none of that is going on.
Richard LaGravenese
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure – that is all that agnosticism means.
Clarence Darrow
I have a hard enough time speaking for myself – I don’t pretend I can be a spokesman for anybody. I have no interest in playing that role.
Mathieu Kassovitz
I don’t want to show my pain. I resisted; I hesitated. I tried to be invisible, to pretend that nothing was wrong. It’s impossible; it’s not like me.
Sonia Rykiel
When I was in theater school, we did these relationship exercises – you would play my sister, and I’d give you all this information about my sister, and then we’d get up and perform this scene, and you’d pretend to react as my sister. It was like therapy!
Sarah Goldberg
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut
I don’t pretend anything anymore. I don’t have time, desire or energy to calculate anymore.
Thomas Kretschmann
I loved being outside. We’d hold lightning bugs in our fingers and pretend they were diamond rings.
Loretta Lynn
We don’t pretend to disagree.
Gene Siskel
I was born and brought up in the countryside. I used to live in a sort of converted stables on the grounds of a castle, and I spent a lot of my childhood running around with a pretend sword pretending to be Robert the Bruce.
Sam Heughan
When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I’d never had pizza before, and they’d bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It’s really fun.
Misha Collins
I don’t pretend; I’m honest. Sometimes that causes a problem; I always say what I think.
Samir Nasri
I've been able to play a kid up to this point and prete

I’ve been able to play a kid up to this point and pretend that I’m not a grown-up – well, at least for two hours a night!
Cathy Rigby
I am fascinated by people’s flaws and delusions: all the messy bits of human nature we all try to pretend we don’t have.
Hattie Morahan
We spend to pretend that we’re upper class. And when the dust clears – when bankruptcy hits or a family member bails us out of our stupidity – there’s nothing left over. Nothing for the kids’ college tuition, no investment to grow our wealth, no rainy-day fund if someone loses her job.
J. D. Vance
I liked theatre because I could hide behind a role I was playing, but now, I just love being on stage. I don’t pretend that I’m anyone else, I just show my full range when I am up there, and it’s very liberating.
Sigrid
If you’re going to pretend to be somebody you’re not – which is the whole point of being a rock star – then why not just invent fake characters and have them do it all for you?
Jamie Hewlett
It’s fun to pretend you’re good at something you know you wouldn’t be good at in real life.
Ben Whishaw
Many things embarrass me, but reading isn’t one of them. I’m not ashamed of my slightly weird collection of prison memoirs. Nor the flaky meditation books. After all, I can pretend I never read those.
Tom Rachman
The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.
Socrates
One day, when this modeling thing is over for me and I don’t enjoy it anymore, I’m just gonna be gone! You know? I’m not here for fame or money. I’m not going to stick around and pretend everything is cool if I’m over it. When it’s done, I’m out. Ciao.
Mariacarla Boscono
I mean I think children love the idea that there are different viewpoints and different words for things and different worlds. And the more that they pretend to be other people, the harder it is for them to hate them and misunderstand them when they grow up.
Samuel West
Why do we have to pretend we’re not in the sales game? I didn’t sign on to be a salesman. I signed on to be an actor.
Melissa Leo
There is a lot of absurdity sometimes, not just in Mormonism but often in other religions that want to pretend that no bad happens in their church, rather than taking care of what bad does happen.
Neil LaBute
Fall means that all of the Joy of Summer is officially over, and all of those hack fall activities that people seem to pretend to enjoy to make themselves feel better begin.
Kat Timpf
I’m not good at being a picture-perfect pop star, happy all the time. If I’m having a bad day, I can’t pretend. I’m always a bit unhappy, but that’s just me. I like dwelling in my sadness.
Charli XCX
I am not one of those guys who pretends not to enjoy his own work.
David Wain
It’s hard for me to get interested in stories that ignore death, which is what American marketing culture would like to do: pretend that death doesn’t exist, that you can buy immortality; just buy these products, and you’ll be forever young and happy.
Alan Ball
Pretend to be dumb, that’s the only way to reach old age.
Friedrich Durrenmatt
I don’t know what else I could do but pretend to be an actor.
Alec Guinness
Yes, it must be something that goes very well with my voice, let’s say something that I understand that this would be good communication with the others, and I don’t pretend for instance, to look for music that would be something that doesn’t go with my personality.
Victoria de los Angeles
The first two or three movies I did, I’d be around famous co-stars and totally pretend like I didn’t care, but inside, I was shaking. I’ve been weaning myself off that.
Mackenzie Davis
While men pretend not to judge women for the way they look, we go to great lengths to pretend we don’t care, either.
Bari Weiss
I always like to do the things that I think are right. I am not trying to be a model, I am trying to be myself and do the right things. If what I am doing is a model, or is an example, is the right example, I am very happy, but I don’t pretend that.
Rafael Nadal
Everything isn’t permanent, so don’t pretend that it is. Everything’s supposed to move and shift.
Chelsea Handler
Time made me change. I gradually woke up to the realization that this is who I am, an author, a public figure, and I couldn’t just hide in my study, tapping away at the keyboard and pretend that I didn’t have a role to play beyond stringing words together.
David Guterson
I wonder: when a Jehovah’s Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He’s not home?
Brian Celio
I think I was always a drama queen. I really, really, really loved playing pretend.
Kathryn Hahn
I criticise myself an awful lot. I do worry to the point that I don’t think it’s very healthy. I’m always picking my flaws. It’s a terrible anxiety I have. I wish I could pretend nothing fazes me, but it does.
Roxanne McKee
I would go to the all-night grocery store and pretend that I was at Studio 54 because it was the only place open all night. Truman Capote in the frozen foods. Andy Warhol over in vegetables.
James St. James
Real heroes don’t wear capes. Real superheroes wear uniforms and badges and stethoscopes! Real superheroes are members of our military, law enforcement, and first responders. Pretend superheroes wear capes!
Dean Cain
I couldn’t be in a relationship and behave like somebody else or pretend I felt something I didn’t feel. And that includes saying things I thought might jeopardize the relationship.
Kenny Loggins
An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I’m going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.
Robbie Williams
The idea that Donald Trump is a conservative is a compl

The idea that Donald Trump is a conservative is a complete farce. He is a conman who pretends to be a conservative.
Evan McMullin
I don’t speak Spanish. I understand enough of it, having spent some time running Telemundo, and I put in a lot of time in Spain during the Barcelona Olympics. But I don’t pretend to speak Spanish, and I don’t want anyone to think that I can.
Randy Falco
I try to be a better dad and husband than I do pretend rock star.
Bo Bice
When a person only knows abuse, they shift their whole emotional and spiritual life into the context of that abuse. If all you’ve ever known is to be hurt by the one that pretends to love you, then many times you go to the one who hurts you for love.
Anohni
We live in this realm where things exist but we pretend they don’t exist, so that makes them, you know, nonexistent.
Dominique Jackson
There’s a repression against mothers where we’re expected to be full-time workers and pretend we’re not mothers, and then expected to be full-time mothers who pretend we’re not working. Simultaneously, within the hours of the week that exist.
Catherine Reitman
It is not hard to see why Trump might choose Putin as his fantasy friend. Putin is the real-world version of the person Trump pretends to be on television.
Timothy D. Snyder
I’m not naive enough to pretend that on its own cinema can capture the very soul of significant social and cultural problems.
David Puttnam
I recommend people develop a fear of elevators, like I have. Even if something is on the tenth floor, I’m walking up. If you don’t have claustrophobia, pretend you do and take the stairs everywhere! It ends up being so healthy!
Tamara Taylor
Jesus didn’t die for us so we could pretend to be something we’re not.
Joyce Meyer
I used to cold call labels and pretend I was one of their artist’s attorneys. I’d say, ‘This is Jay-Z’s attorney, we need to speak with Craig Kallman,’ you know, owner of Atlantic, and they’d say, ‘Right away,’ and then I’d be like, ‘Please just listen to my demo tape!’
Benny Blanco