Top 80 Bum Quotes

I’ve a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I’ve got elephantiasis of the legs.

Winning is like shaving – you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.

I was a snowboard bum and a climbing bum.

I mean, there are things that I’ve experienced that I don’t joke about because I’m just like, ‘People don’t really think it’s funny that I had an eating disorder for a long time.’ There are some things that just like really bum people out.

People always want you to look pretty. I would like to live in the Midwest in a small town and never put makeup on. But they won’t let you do that. Once I went through a period when I did do that, wore no makeup, wore my hair any which way, and people looked at me like I was a bum.

As a ski bum and someone who came up in a ski bum family, I understand the essence of what Colorado is all about.

I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don’t have one.

When I was in elementary school, I watched ‘Cinema Paradiso’ 22 times and memorized the dialogue. In the movie, everyone had a place, even the bum who thought he owned the piazza. Eccentricities were celebrated, and no one was isolated.

I became a beach bum.

I’m a beach bum, so I’m more comfortable in western wear.

I don’t want to look like a bum.

I guess, you know, if I didn’t make it with the piano, I guess I would’ve been the biggest bum.

But then I hit my 20s and only made two albums, and now I live in a ski resort as a ski bum basically.

In America, you’ve got a lot of fair-weather fans, who be cheering for you hard and as soon as you lose a fight, you’re a bum and then they come at you on social media and they give you a lot of slack.

The doctor said, ‘You have a lump on your breast’. Hearing those words was a reminder, a kick up the bum if you like, telling me that life is very unpredictable.

I’ve weirdly always got to show my bottom. For some reason my bum always comes out and it’s not always written in the script.

I got really into surfing, and that was my life from when I was 10 years old to 18. I surfed almost every day, and it was all I cared about – I was a sand-in-the-bed, total beach bum.

I can’t sit on my bum very long in a movie theater seat, and when I’m directing, I always want to move the camera or edit.

I love being in my forties. Just getting there and realising that you haven’t grown horns or boils on your bum, when all the time it had been this thing looming in the future, is such a relief.

I learned at ‘SNL’ that it’s a bummer to bum people out.

A secret control slip is a wonderful invention. It sculpts and lifts the bum and smooths the hips.

I look back and I have always been big and curvy. Our family all have big arms, bigger legs, bigger hips and bum. That’s just the way we’re built.

‘Bum’s Rush’ is a piece about timing, and everything that’s in the piece needs to be with the piece. If people are missing, or marking, or unable to use their voices, the impulses that prompt the action are lost, and its logic crumbles.

When you’re in the States and you’re a writer and you’ve got money and you walk into a bank, you’re a bum with money.

Karl Malone’s too high-class for a bum like me.

I am pretty sedentary and I spend most of my time sitting on my bum reading things on the internet! It will do me good to have to exercise a little bit more.

The only surgery I’ve had is my lips, I haven’t had anything in my bum – I don’t need to, I’ve got a big bum!

It doesn’t change whether it’s Georgia, Clemson or Florida or Tennessee. You have to fight out there on the recruiting trail every day. And recruiting’s a lot like shaving: If you don’t do it every day, you start looking like a bum.

I’m either going to be a writer or a bum.

I do a bit of work on my bum, but, like, I don’t have a Dylan Bruce bum.

I’ve got a Moroccan shape, where the weight goes on around the belly and the bum.

As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody’s going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter.

I get really tired of getting painted up all the time. Basically, I’m a bum.

I hate that song ‘Mr. Bojangles.’ It drives me up the wall, since it’s not about him at all. He was never a bum in jail.

I’m near the beach, and I’m definitely a beach bum. For me, going to training and then going to the beach is kind of an escape for me to get away from everything and relax. It’s really done wonders for me.

The jungle has taught me to accept who I really am – my skin is play and freckly, my bum and hips are big, and my hair is frizzy – that’s who I am.

I’m not the kind of player to see out my time and sit with my bum on the bench too much. I want to be involved. That’s my character.

I grew up in the streets, but that doesn’t mean I’m a bum.

What I would really like to do is live in a university town and be an intellectual bum. I just want to write, read, whatever. I’m very eclectic. I read every night until my eyes burn.

I don’t like my bum, as it’s too big. Or my nose because it’s too small. It’s like a child’s nose.

For me, Santa was white, and he was in Coca Cola commercials. You never saw a black Santa on TV and in movies, and when you did, it was usually a bum with a Santa hat, or a bunch of jewelry.

I always struggle to get Aussies on stuff if I’m just being honest. I’ve asked heaps of Aussies to do duets and it’s always just a pain in the bum and I just don’t bother any more.

I don’t want to play myself up as a hero, because it would make me unbelievable. I’d rather settle for people thinking that I’m a bum, but digging my stories, than liking me and not being able to believe in my stories. That’s one reason I’ve been hard on myself, because I want my stuff to be believable.

Even after I had a baby, quite quickly I lost my tummy. But when I was pregnant, my redeeming feature disappeared overnight and I was left with an enormous bum and thighs.

I’m kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants.

I don’t know what it’s like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you’re just a bum.

I’m looking into making toilet paper. It’s not an option unless you a bum and gotta use newspaper. It’s not an option. Like, it’s an option if you wanna drive a car. It’s an option if you wanna use a straw. It’s an option if you wanna wear a pair of Nikes or Reeboks.

I’ve got a flat bum and I’m just going to have to embrace it.

I model jeans. You need a bum for those.

One-legged squats are amazing for the glutes, so I’ve actually managed to change the shape of my bum by building up the bits of muscle.

As for testosterone, it’s gotten a bum rap. Yes, it has tons to do with aggression but it doesn’t cause aggression as much as sensitizes you to the environmental triggers of aggression.

I can relax with bums because I am a bum. I don’t like laws, morals, religions, rules. I don’t like to be shaped by society.

If you’re going to come wanting to work really hard, you’re never going to bum me out.

All I ever thought was, ‘I’m going to do this as long as I can, and if I can’t get paid at it, I’ll be a bum doing it.’ And so, here I am.

It’s quite good when you fall flat on your bum on a creative level. Critics can hate what I do, or I’ve got something completely wrong, and it’s good because that ego thing gets zapped for a while.

My kid could get a bad X-ray and I could get a call from the doctor saying I have something growing in my bum and that would change my perspective on everything instantaneously, on what is and what is not important.

I thought I was going to be a bum the rest of my life.

I was a bum at school. I never liked learning, and stupid ideas used to come to mind.

You can’t be a champion and look like a bum. You have to look, and be, the part. It’s not just because it’s required of your job, but is important to how you hold yourself.

The world is full of people who say, ‘But I had that idea first,’ but did they do anything about it? Nope, they sat on their bum dreaming.

When you train every day your body starts to change. The biggest thing I have noticed is my bum.

I’m a great bum, and I’m a pretty good director.

Everyone always told me I had a J-Lo bum. Since I was 15 it’s always been like that.

If you are the kind of guy who draws in 100 million people to see his film, you’ve got every right to be paid accordingly, but I qualify as a character actor. I don’t put a bum on a seat.

Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn’t the bum on the street drinking Sterno; it’s the working poor. They don’t look any different, they don’t behave any differently, they’re not really any less educated. They are incredibly less privileged, and that’s it.

It is so fascinating that someone can commit their whole entire lifestyle to being such a fantastic woman when I’m such a bum about it.

I have grown up in Delhi in a way, and I keep coming here often. But, and I am sorry to say, I’ll always be nervous when in Delhi. In my college days, I have had my bum pinched around so many times. So yes, in Mumbai, I can just walk around and do what I want to do, but in Delhi I’ll always be scared.