Top 88 Joking Quotes

When I write on ‘SNL,’ I’ve found I’m most productive while collaborating and joking with friends and not being firmly attached to any one idea.
Cecily Strong
We would make songs, and the producers said we should play it for my dad. I was kind of scared, I didn’t know what to think cuz we were just joking around.
Romeo Miller
I’m a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my cousins pulled the plug. And the amount of joking and base humor that went on that day around her bed was so insane. It’s crazy how people talk when something horrible is happening.
Amanda Peet
Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, ‘You must be joking.’
Pat Paulsen
It's no longer permissible to have sexist comments, but

It’s no longer permissible to have sexist comments, but growing up in this industry, I spent time in many other organizations where it was just commonplace for men to talk about how a woman looks or give a woman a little bit of a harder time in a meeting and then say, ‘I’m just joking – it’s because I care about you.’
Dana Walden
I was feeling really, really good about myself and then I was papped and this picture went online and I remember seeing a comment saying she needs to lose weight’ and I was like are you joking?’
Maura Higgins
It’s hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can’t be funny.
Steven Michael Quezada
You can’t be giggling and joking when you miss a shot in the modern game – not like the way when Ray Reardon used to do.
John Virgo
I joke a lot and I don’t think the UFC understands my joking.
Fabricio Werdum
I was joking with someone about this the other day. They were like, ‘You talk about Applebee’s as if it was your ex.’ I miss it; I miss setting up tables at 6 A.M.
Verite
I have no problem joking about who I am.
John Pinette
I keep joking with my teammates that Nickelback should be our walkout song. I think everyone secretly likes at least one song.
Sam Mikulak
In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.
Joe Biden
People complain that joking about serious subjects is ‘making light’ of them. Isn’t that a good idea? Comedy lets the air out of the bully’s tires.
Peter Baynham
I’m goofy. I like to have fun. I’m always joking around.
DeMarcus Cousins
If I meant that I missed Bochy and Hunter, it’s the guys I’d been joking around with most. Hunter is like my brother, and Bochy is like my dad. But at the end of the day, I missed all the guys.
Pablo Sandoval
You should hear what my parents wanted to call me. It was between Brown Rice, Neon Hitch and Z. Ziggurat Zanzibar Zandorf. I’m not joking. Imagine fitting that on my passport!
Neon Hitch
The joke that I make is that there are instances on the TV series that happen to me, – except on Sex and the City they always make it better or worse than real life and I am actually saying that in a joking way.
Candace Bushnell
I’ve been called a cheater by my fellow opponents. It’s all joking, but when someone yells ‘cheater’ in front of 200 people, to me it’s not going to go down very well.
Xander Schauffele
Why don’t you think we should dream of an African team winning the World Cup for the first time? People never allow this thought to cross their minds, and it is shameful. When you try to even say it, people look at you as if you’re joking, but they forget that dreaming is the first step to success.
Samuel Eto’o
When I chose to come to Milan, I knew there would be another side to the medal from the one I saw the day I was presented here. The message the club were giving out was clear: this year is no joking matter.
Leonardo Bonucci
I’m definitely not joking around on set.
Richard Cabral
Diego Costa is the one who plays around a lot, who jokes a lot in the dressing room. It’s just his way, joking around with all of us, every hour of every day.
Willian
Some people actually pay bills with their win bonuses. If you don’t win, there isn’t anyone in the dressing-room smiling or joking or saying, ‘Oh, there’s always the next game.’ In those lower divisions, losing actually hurts people and affects lives.
Kemar Roofe
When I’m joking around, I’ll say I’m a pop star, because it’s silly.
Maggie Rogers
I’ve seen ‘Pride and Prejudice’ about 4,000 times. I’m not joking: I know every single line.
Claire Foy
I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, ‘Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking.’
Anna Torv
It’s always great to engage with people. You never know who you can make an effect on. And I love interacting with the fans, hearing what they have to say and joking around with them. Anytime I can reach out online and give encouragement, motivate people, be a better citizen, that’s what it’s all about, man.
Antonio Brown
All those teams I was on that were successful were the ones that everyone had love for each other and had fun. Things that seem minuscule – joking around, laughing, conversing, all those things that seem childish – that is what builds camaraderie.
Karl-Anthony Towns
My mom is just someone who’s easy to talk to and hang with. My sister, it’s always cool to be able to help her out with things. My brother is fun when we’re just joking and messing around. And my dad is someone who’s helpful with my music and easy to talk to about that stuff because he understands me in that sense.
David Archuleta