Top 100 Michael Sorrentino Quotes

There’s only so long you can rule the reality world.

It is a part of my personality, but not the full circle. That character that you see is ‘The Situation.’ It’s not Michael Sorrentino. You’re seeing ‘The Situation,’ almost like Clark Kent and Superman.

I was very proud of the ‘Jersey Shore: Family Vacation’ that was airing on TV.

Hey, I live life by the moment. I have no regrets. I live it to the fullest. I have made a lot of mistakes in my life and I’m learning from them. I’m ‘The Situation.’

On the ‘Jersey Shore,’ people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see me on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ I am not the best dancer. That was never my strong point. But I wanted to let people know, hey, this kid is risking a lot just to know a different side of him.

The real Mike is somebody who is a positive person, a generous person. A loyal person. Somebody that’s gonna help you if you call me up and say, ‘Mike, I got a flat tire.’ I’m there, you know?

I was practicing intermittent fasting while I was in prison. My window of intermittent fasting was between 16 and 17 hours on the weekdays, and 18 and 19 hours on the weekends.

The secret ingredient to every meal is love. And also garlic.

The Situation’ – my name, or my character – is known worldwide now.

I love a challenge.

I’ll be the first one to tell you if some girl turned me down.

My abs are so ripped up they’re called ‘The Situation.’

That hater-juice is best served cold.

I understand that there’s going to be a shelf life for ‘Jersey Shore.’

I’m really grateful for all the support from my fans.

I’ve realized what I want to do in life in that I just love being in front of the camera.

I really believe in positive energy and positive thinking and dreams and all that type of stuff.

I was born with a mic in my hand.

The secret ingredient to every meal is love. And also garlic.

As soon as someone hears the name ‘Situation,’ they’re gonna kind of know that it’s gonna be good.

Every day when I wake up, I gotta go to the gym.

At the end of the day, stick up for yourself whether you have spiky hair, long hair, blonde hair, black hair, whatever it is, stick up for yourself and go for your dreams because at the end of the day, you can pretty much accomplish anything if you put your mind to it.

In the beginning of ‘Jersey Shore,’ for sure, that was the real Mike. That’s the Mike that I know, that’s the Mike I love. And that’s the Mike I strive to be every day.

You can see how prison could affect some of the other guys that are there for longer than a year. Because eventually, it starts to eat away at you. And if you don’t work at yourself mentally or physically or spiritually, eventually you’re going to be swallowed up by circumstance.

I love being an entertainer. It’s almost been a lifelong journey to find out what I wanted to do.

I can play many roles, a guy who takes on a challenge on very short notice with potentially damaging results, if I make the wrong move… I shoot for the stars. If I get the moon, I’m OK with that.

At the end of the day, stick up for yourself whether you have spiky hair, long hair, blonde hair, black hair, whatever it is, stick up for yourself and go for your dreams because at the end of the day, you can pretty much accomplish anything if you put your mind to it.

I arrange my other activities around my workout. I have to organize my body, mind and health first.

Everybody when they’re little wants to be on billboards or on TV.

I’m just saying that being in this business is not easy, and it’s definitely not for everybody.

There are not too many places I can go without someone saying, ‘Hey, can I take a picture of you with my daughter,’ or whatever. I’m humble when it comes to that stuff. I never refuse a handshake or a kiss on the cheek. The fans are the ones who put me where I am today.

I was very proud of the ‘Jersey Shore: Family Vacation’ that was airing on TV.

Listen, the conditions in prison as a whole – you’re not sleeping in a comfortable bed, you’re not eating good food, and this is for long periods of time.

Everyone knows that I have abs.

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.

I love being an entertainer. It’s almost been a lifelong journey to find out what I wanted to do.

I’m good in front of the camera in terms of speaking or entertaining or being humorous, but when it comes to dancing, you really got to know your stuff in order to be confident. You can freeze up or get stiff, and it’s just not a good situation.

It’s very hard for me to write back to some of the fan mail, so one of the things I wanted to do was reach out through a book.

I’m worried about taking care of myself and working out and taking my body to the best it could be.

When you realize that your freedom is being taken away from you, you’re like, ‘You know what, I’m not going to get good food in prison, so I’m going to order McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A.’ We’re turning up and living our best life, and I did that.

At 25, I had lost my job due to the economy, and my family wanted me to become a policeman or firefighter, but I knew there were other things out there for me. I sent some pictures to New York City and a model agency called and said, ‘Where have you been?’

The way you see me on ‘Jersey’ is a snapshot, and you can’t judge from a snapshot.

As soon as someone hears the name ‘Situation,’ they’re gonna kind of know that it’s gonna be good.

Losing is not an option for me.

When I first told people the name ‘Situation’… they were like, ‘That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.’

When you see The Situation in person, it can startle some people.

People are so happy to meet me. Stars come up and want to take their picture with me.

I’m really grateful for all the support from my fans.

If you’re looking your best, you’re going to feel your best. If you feel your best you’re going to act pretty charming and when you walk into the room, they’re going to be like damn, who is that?

I’m just saying that being in this business is not easy, and it’s definitely not for everybody.

I can play many roles, a guy who takes on a challenge on very short notice with potentially damaging results, if I make the wrong move… I shoot for the stars. If I get the moon, I’m OK with that.

I was just proud of myself that, even under extreme stress and adversity, I was still able to do my job and do it well. And still able to earn an income while in prison.

I used to be a fitness model.

At 25, I had lost my job due to the economy, and my family wanted me to become a policeman or firefighter, but I knew there were other things out there for me. I sent some pictures to New York City and a model agency called and said, ‘Where have you been?’

I love sushi.

I never regret anything.

Miami has beautiful women, beaches and weather.

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, yah know, hot girls, cougars.

I have a tell-all book about where I came from, as well as a workout video.

I believe you have three loves in your life and one true love. I really do.

It’s actually a privilege to actually learn how to really dance.

In a year’s time, I was able to start a brand name and make it a household name. That’s The Situation.

I’m taking the name The Situation and I’m… like, I don’t know, I’m turning it into The Corporation or something.

If you don’t go the gym, you don’t look good. If you don’t tan, you’re pale. If you don’t do laundry, you don’t got no clothes.

My whole life has been a search for finding myself, pretty much.

I pick my swimsuits just like I pick my women. As soon as I see it, I like it, and that’s it. I get it real quick.

I definitely am aggressive – I’m not saying I’m not – but at the same time, I’m sweet and I’m genuine and I’m generous and I’m respectful.

I’ll be honest: I’m not really the best at dancing.

Sometimes in people’s lives, when bad stuff happens, their dreams just die, and they end up settling. I guess that’s their decision, maybe, because they didn’t believe in their dreams or forgot their dreams. My dreams never died.

I always had dreams, my whole life, of being somebody special. Someone out in the world that everybody knew of and everybody liked. Somebody unique. Even when I was down on my luck, in my head I still had those dreams.

I can speak a little Italian.

On the ‘Jersey Shore,’ people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see me on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ I am not the best dancer. That was never my strong point. But I wanted to let people know, hey, this kid is risking a lot just to know a different side of him.