Top 100 Michael Sorrentino Quotes

Oh my God, to be a free man, to be honest with you, it’s awesome. It’s fantastic.
Michael Sorrentino
I felt very accomplished staying busy in prison.
Michael Sorrentino
I’m worried about taking care of myself and working out and taking my body to the best it could be.
Michael Sorrentino
I never regret anything.
Michael Sorrentino
The real Mike is somebody who is a positive person, a generous person. A loyal person. Somebody that’s gonna help you if you call me up and say, ‘Mike, I got a flat tire.’ I’m there, you know?
Michael Sorrentino
I do like Drake’s ‘Forever.’
Michael Sorrentino
I arrange my other activities around my workout. I have to organize my body, mind and health first.
Michael Sorrentino
I did ‘Jersey Shore 6’ sober, and you really just concentrate on yourself and just being the best person that you can be or be better than you were the day before.
Michael Sorrentino
The way you see me on ‘Jersey’ is a snapshot, and you can’t judge from a snapshot.
Michael Sorrentino
When you realize that your freedom is being taken away from you, you’re like, ‘You know what, I’m not going to get good food in prison, so I’m going to order McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Chick-fil-A.’ We’re turning up and living our best life, and I did that.
Michael Sorrentino
I’ll be the first one to tell you if I made a mistake.
Michael Sorrentino
I am always looking for ways to expand my brand.
Michael Sorrentino
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, yah know, hot girls, cougars.
Michael Sorrentino
There’s a single with D.J. Class and Fatman Scoop – I’m not going to claim to be a singer, but my voice is in it and the song is technically about me.
Michael Sorrentino
I don’t really feel the need to defend myself for having a six-pack.
Michael Sorrentino
When you look at my astonishing physique you probably think to yourself, This kid must eat nothing but molten steel. That’s a common misconception.
Michael Sorrentino
Some days I’m Uncle Situation, other days I’m Dr. Situation, I’m Chef Situation.
Michael Sorrentino
I’m limitless. Glass is always half full.
Michael Sorrentino
I did ‘Jersey Shore 6’ sober, and you really just concentrate on yourself and just being the best person that you can be or be better than you were the day before.
Michael Sorrentino
Some days I’m Uncle Situation, other days I’m Dr. Situation, I’m Chef Situation.
Michael Sorrentino
You can see how prison could affect some of the other guys that are there for longer than a year. Because eventually, it starts to eat away at you. And if you don’t work at yourself mentally or physically or spiritually, eventually you’re going to be swallowed up by circumstance.
Michael Sorrentino
There's enough Situation to go around.

There’s enough Situation to go around.
Michael Sorrentino
I am a boxer-brief man.
Michael Sorrentino
My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H… so that’s pretty cool.
Michael Sorrentino
I’m in constant battle with MTV to see where the line falls. You know, the things I do and say and the things they profit on and the things I profit on.
Michael Sorrentino
I was just proud of myself that, even under extreme stress and adversity, I was still able to do my job and do it well. And still able to earn an income while in prison.
Michael Sorrentino
I love to help others that are suffering from the disease of addiction, and I’m just very, very passionate about that.
Michael Sorrentino
I actually love to give back.
Michael Sorrentino