Top 100 Tan Quotes

The people in L.A. do orient themselves to light. I used to call it ‘Tan Fascist Culture.’ Everyone there is tanned, wears dark sunglasses, looks like a movie star even when they’re not.

While the Tan Yan Kee foundation believes that it is merely scratching the surface relative to the gargantuan problems in the education sector, it envisions that one day it will be able to train more teachers and provide much-needed facilities that will transform schools into more conducive learning environments.

I’m a comedian. I can’t get a spray tan. I can’t get a weave. I can’t get my teeth done. Can you imagine if I came out on stage looking really hunky? Comedy doesn’t work like that.

I use two concealer shades. I have vanilla and light beige, and I use vanilla on my under eyes – if I have a spray tan, I’ll use the light beige instead, it just depends on how light or dark I am. Then I use one shade darker on my face.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

I didn’t realize how important it was to exfoliate and moisturize the days leading up to getting a spray tan.

Fake tan is really difficult to get right. When I was younger, I’d always do it wrong. I’d leave it on and forget to wash it off. So I embrace being pale. I like getting a tan, but I also think that if you’re going to do it, it has to be gradual. I just work the pale thing now.

Fake tan isn’t ideal. You have to be into that whole look to enjoy it – and I hate it.

I used to put on spray tan, like, three times a day, and it just looked like there was a terrible accident in my bed at all times… it looked like a crime scene.

They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over.

When we do ‘Sports Illustrated,’ it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color.

Everybody thinks I wear fake tan but I hate fake tan! Never been able to get on with it. I’m always linked to different fake tan brands and it’s nonsense because I’ve probably had three fake tans in my life.

I love the Pembroke coastal path. Whenever I’ve been there, it’s been sunny, but slightly bracing. So you’re happy to keep walking, but you’ll get a bit of a tan. The wildflowers and the insects are great and you’ll occasionally see a small mammal.

I stay out of the sun; I’m pretty fair. I don’t tan – I burn, so I stay out.

When you’re tan, you feel better about yourself.

I do wear a lot less makeup in the summer, definitely – mainly because you’ve got a bit of a base tan.

As I got older, I realised fake tan was rather messy and I wanted to look cleaner, classier and more demure.

I have olive skin, so if I get pale, I look green. I have to tan.

I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don’t tan.

I wanted to be pale. I didn’t wanna go in the sun, because I was in school with a lot of white girls. I remember one girl said to me, ‘You look better pale.’ And I was like, ‘Well, you’re tan!’ She was like, ‘It’s not the same.’

A bit of a spray tan always leaves you feeling better.

I like people more undone than made up. Patricia Arquette is the ultimate. She’s not anorexic or perfectly tan, she’s not trying to be anything but what she is, and that’s the most sexy thing.

I always wear bronzer because I love the way my skin looks when it’s tan.

I had a white senator call me a rag head, and I had an African-American legislator call me a conservative with a tan.

I like to carry a concealer palette that has a green, a yellow, and a tan color. I like to carry the green one because when I have a pimple, it’s good to use that to contrast the red. Then you put the yellow over it, and it helps it disappear.

Sometimes I’ve sat outside, not to tan, but as a result of that I ended up tanning slightly.

I was a very private person. I never had an open social media account. So, for me to walk down the street and have people say, ‘Hey, Tan!’ I turn around thinking, ‘Do I know you?’

If you don’t go the gym, you don’t look good. If you don’t tan, you’re pale. If you don’t do laundry, you don’t got no clothes.

For an everyday look, I use Chanel Soleil Tan de Chanel as blush, or the Summer 2013 Bronzing Palette that a makeup artist from Armani gave to me – I love Armani makeup.

I worked in Tesco’s staff canteen because I fancied a boy on the tills. I served him his lunch in a hairnet and tan tights. Not just that, of course – I had a lovely white onesie.

People see me with sparkles and fake tan but nobody knows what I am like!

I don’t tan my face, ever, because I don’t want sun spots.

I love to be tan. Maybe this is the wrong message, but I don’t always put sunscreen on.

The most important beauty product for me is fake tan.

Seriously, I like to wear hats so I don’t get super tan. You have to protect the face.

I’ve never dyed my hair, never fixed my teeth or gotten a tan.

It’s so important to encourage the use of suncream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sunbeds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer.

People would say I am almost narcissistic because I really love the way I look when I tan.

I don’t want a tan, but I do love blushes in colors that give you that whole sun-kissed thing.

When I was up for the film ‘Dreamcatcher,’ to play the role of an overweight kid, I was told I’m too fat to play the fat guy. That’s like telling a Mexican to get a tan.

I was very young when I was using fake tan and I didn’t care.

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me – I’m tan, I guess.

I’m actually more confident when I’m tan.

I’m delighted to be the face of the Garnier No Streak Bronzer Self Tan Range.

Everyone always asks me how to get the most mileage out of a spray tan. I’m spoiled and I get a fresh one every week; but my best advice for the rest of the girls out there is to wax a day in advance of your spray tan.

Run for the door if a guy has too much gel in his hair and is too tan and it’s not even summer.

It was simple reality – most competitive tennis players in my day were privileged, spoiled, entitled and white. Also, many of them were beautiful, fit, tan and of good stock – great big hair and white teeth and long legs. Then there were the rest of us.

Maybe one day there will be a snooker pin-up calendar if we all get in shape. I would be up for that, get some spray tan going.

If I feel like I need a little color, I’ll get a natural spray tan. Not only does this give me a little extra coverage, but it also allows me to achieve the bronzed look I want without the sun damage.

I can’t tan naturally.

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

My legs are ice skaters’ legs. No tan in sight.

I wanted to try and get out of the stereotypical Geordie girl. I stopped wearing fake tan and wore WAG dresses. But I was really miserable.

I’ve never once in my life had a tan – I’m basically a ghost!

Trust me, sunscreen is so, so, so important and so I always wear sunscreen, but I still get really tan.

Kim Tan is me! And I am Kim Tan.

I’m the girl that’s on the beach with a hat on, under an umbrella. Like, very shaded. But my weird thing is, I only tan my legs. My whole body’s covered in the shade, and I tan my legs.

I don’t like tan lines, and I work out a lot.

It’s important to me to have a healthy tan with so much skin showing.

I’m not a tanning bed person at all, but I’ll get a spray tan.

When I was fourteen, Mom and Dad sent me to St. Joseph High School, the Catholic school up the hill from our place, housed in a 1950s-era tan brick building sometimes confused for a light industrial structure due to the surprisingly high smokestack of its old incinerator.

The grass is always greener on the other side. We are busy applying fairness creams while people in the West go bare-bodied on the beach to get a tan. Indian girls have ruled the roost when it comes to beauty pageants. I flaunt my complexion, and I am proud to be noticed as an Indian wherever I go.

My advice to anyone is to try to go cold turkey of make-up and fake tan and see how liberating it feels.

We were so fed up with how we had to be the stereotypical girl who looks perfect in the music video: she’s coming out of the water in a bikini with her long tan legs. Not all of us are that girl.

I’ll sometimes go and do a sunbed, but never spray tan.

In recent years, I’ve begun the year by driving across France to the Alps, abandoning the January gloom for Alpine winter sun, even if the ski-goggles do give you panda marks when you get a tan. As a child, I was always a bit of a billygoat when I’d go camping with my mates in North Wales, around Snowdonia.

Someone with a nice tan needs to say this: All lives matter.

You know what would be a fun game? If Pac-Man was on a beach, and he was chomping coconuts. You could see how tan you could get your Pac-Man.

On my mother’s side, I’m English, so that’s where the freckles come from. On my father’s side, I’m German, and he has the fantastic olive hues… I was given mum’s skin, whereas my brothers and sisters were given my dad’s skin. I do tan up quite well, but it takes me a bit longer.