Top 105 Offend Quotes

That text-books be permitted in Catholic schools such as will not offend the religious views of the minority, and which from an educational standpoint shall be satisfactory to the advisory board.
Charles Tupper
What comes out when life squeezes you? When someone hurts or offends you? If anger, pain and fear come out of you, it’s because that’s what’s inside.
Wayne Dyer
Sometimes I’m convinced that one day I’m going to draw the cartoon that offends everyone, and that’ll be the end.
Gary Larson
I don’t know of many evangelicals who want to deny gay couples their legal rights. However, most of us don’t want to call it marriage, because we think that word has religious connotations, and we’re not ready to see it used in ways that offend us.
Tony Campolo
The one thing that offends me the most is when I walk by a bank and see ads trying to convince people to take out second mortgages on their home so they can go on vacation. That’s approaching evil.
Jeff Bezos
I think the biggest insult, the worst way you can offend a Mexican, is to insult their mother. A mother is the most sacred thing in life.
Emiliano Salinas
I really fancy Harrison Ford. I’ve got to say I think he’s really divine. He’s, like, an older man, I guess, although he’s not really that old, obviously. I don’t want to offend him.
Minnie Driver
Humour or comedy should not offend anyone.
Javed Jaffrey
I brought this case because I am an atheist and this offends me, and I have the right to bring up my daughter without God being imposed into her life by her schoolteachers.
Michael Newdow
With anything you put out there, you’re going to offend somebody, but most people get that it’s a joke, that I’m playing a character, and that I’m actually making fun of what I’m saying by saying it.
Trevor Moore
For some reason, I tend to take on the stuff that people are really passionate about. If you make a list of people you don’t want to offend, it’s Vonnegut readers, comic book fans, and Coen brothers enthusiasts.
Noah Hawley
What offends me more than something sexist is something poorly written or unfunny or cliched.
Jenji Kohan
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
George Bernard Shaw
Ok, here goes: I’m going to see how many people I can offend by suggesting that maybe many little gay boys, like many little girls, are made up of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Alice Dreger
Literature should not be suppressed merely because it offends the moral code of the censor.
William O. Douglas
I don’t want to offend people.
Isaac Mizrahi
I found Jerusalem to be a tourist trap. I hope that I don’t offend anyone by saying that.
Mark Kozelek
I think you can judge a man by the size of what offends him.
O. T. Fagbenle
The biggest terrorist is the God of the Quran. I know this is very dangerous and this will offend many people. The more you follow the steps of the prophet of Islam and the God of Islam, the more you get close to being a terrorist.
Mosab Hassan Yousef
Ever since taking office, the Obama administration has sought to accommodate Islamist demands that freedom of expression be curbed, lest it offend Muslims and stoke violence. For example, in 2009, the administration co-sponsored a United Nations Human Rights Council resolution along those lines.
Frank Gaffney
Even to this day, when someone says something derogatory about Boy George, it still upsets and offends me. Part of me will always be quite attached to him.
Douglas Booth
Who to himself is law, no law doth need, offends no law, and is a king indeed.
George Chapman
I find that to be a fool as to worldly wisdom, and to commit my cause to God, not fearing to offend men, who take offence at the simplicity of truth, is the only way to remain unmoved at the sentiments of others.
John Woolman
Can a democratic nation fight a War on Terror and at the same time bend over backward so as not to offend a few visitors’ rights?
Annie Jacobsen
I don’t see how can I offend Mexicans with the truth. It is what Mexicans want to hear.
Adolfo Aguilar Zinser
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
Jonathan Swift
I have no wish to offend, but I do think that holy cows need challenging.
Naomi Alderman
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing’s funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
Tom DeLonge
Nowhere does our Constitution say we cannot say something about another’s religion. Nowhere does our Constitution say we cannot say anything that offends someone.
Jeanine Pirro
My father always wanted to be ‘Col-bear.’ He lived in the same town as his father, and his father didn’t like the idea of the name with the French pronunciation. So my father said to us, ‘Do what you want. You’re not going to offend anybody.’ And he was dead long before I made my decision.
Stephen Colbert
Prohibiting any words not approved of as 'politically c

Prohibiting any words not approved of as ‘politically correct’ – that’s not progressive. Putting ‘trigger warnings’ on books, movies, music, anything that might offend people – that’s not progressive, either.
Dave Rubin
If you’re gay, that doesn’t mean I want to discriminate against you, belittle or bully you, abuse or offend you. Not at all. I don’t want to go back to the dark days of criminalisation and the imprisonment of gay men and women; of Section 28 and legalised discrimination.
Mehdi Hasan
My secret to comedy is don’t offend anybody. Don’t offend anybody ever. That’s my secret.
Justin Roiland
Time travel offends our sense of cause and effect – but maybe the universe doesn’t insist on cause and effect.
Edward M. Lerner
I don’t want to offend nobody, and I don’t rub anybody the wrong way. That’s a part of growing up.
Stefon Diggs
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
Scott Adams
There has been an obvious effort to play it safe, to make ‘Bonanza’ a good family show that would offend no one and hit a consistent level of mediocrity.
Pernell Roberts
I like Jacques Derrida; I think he’s funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I know that that offends other philosophers; they think he’s not taking things seriously, but he comes up with some marvellous puns. Why shouldn’t you have a bit of fun while dealing with the deepest issues of the mind?
Alan Moore
Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
Alan King
Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important.
Marcus Brigstocke
It may offend us to hear our own thoughts expressed by others: we are not sure enough of their souls.
Jean Rostand
Every comic says things that are going to offend someone, so we all have to defend each other with this stuff.
Jim Norton