Top 125 Idiots Quotes

I hate people saying anything stupid. I don’t really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I’m not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.
Joshua Jackson
I have two brothers, and we used to always laugh at oblivious people. People who are so cocky and full of themselves that they just don’t realize how stupid they are. And those kind of idiots really make me laugh.
Rob Huebel
Major actions by courageous and wise men will be necess

Major actions by courageous and wise men will be necessary to avoid our continuing to blunder into the space age like unenlightened and selfish idiots.
Fritz Zwicky
We can write idiots quite well.
Bob Mortimer
I like Penny. She’s cool. Yeah, she dates some idiots, but, although, so have I. So yeah, I would be friends with her. We’d have a lot to talk about.
Kaley Cuoco
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
George Jean Nathan
Establishment idiots say the Trump tax cuts only helped the rich. Don’t they understand anything about economics?
Steve Hilton
Only idiots refuse to change their minds.
Brigitte Bardot
Everybody meets a lot of idiots in their line of work, not just in music.
Floor Jansen
I think it’s funny when parents are idiots.
Butch Hartman
The Arabs have a God, the Jews have another, and the Catholics have another! And they’re all fighting to maintain that they worship the one real God. Idiots!
Alejandro Jodorowsky
Rock n’ roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
Al Jourgensen
I love raccoons. I had a raccoon figurine collection as a kid, and I now have two movies with ‘Ranger Rick’ jokes in them. I love ’em. They come in my back yard all the time, and we just stare at each other like a couple of idiots.
James Gunn
I’ve always liked people who know me to like me, because I think I’m quite likeable. But people who make up their minds based on the image in the papers or a voice on a pop record? They’re idiots.
Jonathan King
I was not the young heroic model for ‘Hamlet.’ I tended to play those characters that orbited around them: the rogues and the rat bags and the idiots and the fools and the clowns that sway the plot somehow from a tangent.
Geoffrey Rush
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
Gustave Flaubert
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
Karl Kraus
It’s a very naive idea to think that the chef is cooking everything, and, on top of it, is irreplaceable. That would mean that basically he is the only genius, and there are idiots all around him, which doesn’t make sense.
Eric Ripert
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.
Otto von Bismarck
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
Gustave Flaubert
If bearing a reputation as a weirdo is all it takes to be a genius, I’m a shoo-in. Come to think of it, half the people I know are geniuses – the other half, peculiarly enough, idiots.
Todd Rundgren
For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth.
Honore de Balzac
I have two brothers, and we used to always laugh at oblivious people. People who are so cocky and full of themselves that they just don’t realize how stupid they are. And those kind of idiots really make me laugh.
Rob Huebel
A lot of parts written for people of my size, dwarfs, are either foolish idiots or, like, these sages that are all-knowing, and they’re very, sort of, come-to-them-for-answers.
Peter Dinklage
So I don’t think I’m gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.
Todd Rundgren
I think the terrorists are just idiots.
Joel Madden
I think it’s funny when parents are idiots.
Butch Hartman
I never invite idiots to my house.
Elizabeth Montagu
When I was young, people would say I was ugly, but I never saw that. I would look in the mirror and say, ‘They’re idiots. You are so cute!’
Dania Ramirez
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
Louis Aragon
I’m healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.
Ted Nugent
I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
Jeff Dunham
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.
Jason Bateman
It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and the

It was quite a shot in the head to do the album and then have it shot down by nonmusical idiots.
Dan Fogelberg
You can’t socialise without being faceless idiots. More people have Facebook friends than actual friends these days.
Roman Reigns
I don’t mind what the market is, but why is it vapid? If they’re such a bunch of idiots, why don’t you show them good music instead? They’re not going to know the difference.
Kristin Hersh
‘Walking and Talking’ is my autobiography. It’s best to do it that way, rather than spend months writing a book that then ends up in the bargain bucket with all the other idiots’ autobiographies.
Kathy Burke
Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
What mixed martial arts is being marketed as is not the truth. We’re not a bunch of idiots in a cage drinking beer all the time. It’s a lifestyle, but it’s a positive lifestyle.
Frank Shamrock
One of the things I endeavor to remind people of consistently when I am asked to speak to groups around the country is to consider the possibility that we are led by a pack of idiots. This is not out of any animus toward our leadership class, but borne out of experience.
Ben Domenech
I’m all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
Leo Szilard
My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on their own. That’s not to say that all religious people are lunatics or idiots. It’s anything but that.
Sam Harris
I have mood swings, but I’m sure people in England have that, too. Me and my friends, we’re just a bunch of happy idiots.
Jens Lekman
But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for some reason, they feel they are not Chinese.
Alex Chiu
‘3 Idiots’ was remade in various languages down south, but it wasn’t successful anywhere because the magic was created by Aamir Khan and Rajkumar Hirani.
Ram Charan
The minute somebody joins a committee… they immediately suffer from committee brain. They become wildly over-enthusiastic, over-optimistic, over-pessimistic. Committees turn people into idiots, and politics is a committee.
P. J. O’Rourke
God looks after children, animals and idiots.
Lou Holtz
I, I don’t think anybody’s continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.
Rube Goldberg
When we went to America, Robin Williams came to the gig, and Mike Myers had lunch with us and wanted to write a film for us. We’re idiots – we turned it down. I think we were just sick of each other at that point. When you get famous, it takes some time to realise it isn’t going to be good.
Noel Fielding
To have drunkards, idiots, horse-racing, rumselling rowdies, ignorant foreigners, and silly boys fully recognized, while we ourselves are thrust out from all the rights that belong to citizens, it is too grossly insulting to… be longer quietly submitted to.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
I am very proud to be a part of ‘3 Idiots,’ and happy that the character has worked in a big way.
Boman Irani
And it’s a human need to be told stories. The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible.
Alan Rickman
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they’re the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
Trey Parker
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
David Ogilvy
A lot of stand-up comedy is embarrassing: too many idiots doing it in orange neckties against brick walls. I find most sitcoms embarrassing, too, because they seem so forced.
Tracey Ullman
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
Walter Kerr
I want people to watch us and think, ‘They’re idiots. They’re clowns,’ I want them to watch us and think Tommy Cooper or Spike Milligan.
Bob Mortimer
Any time you get to see a bunch of drag queens performing music and performing songs and being idiots, I’m in.
Michelle Visage
I hate people saying anything stupid. I don’t really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I’m not guilty of doing the odd idiotic thing myself from time to time, but when people say stupid things, it stresses me out.
Joshua Jackson
I could only be frustrated right from the day I started in WCW and realized that it was a company run by a bunch of idiots that didn’t have a clue what they were doing.
Bret Hart
I spent five years after ‘3 Idiots’ making my next film. I didn’t see a single penny in those five years.
Rajkumar Hirani
Sometimes I think nobody is looking – and then there’s still a picture being taken. There are just some complete idiots who follow us everywhere.
Bill Kaulitz
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don’t often notice that they’re thugs, usually because they’re also idiots.
Robert Webb
I’m all in favor of the democratic principle that one idiot is as good as one genius, but I draw the line when someone takes the next step and concludes that two idiots are better than one genius.
Leo Szilard