Top 125 Idiots Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Idiots Quotes from famous people such as Brigitte Bardot, Lewis Black, Georges St-Pierre, Alex Chiu, Anna Chlumsky, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.
Brigitte Bardot
One of the most important things, especially when you’re leaving school, is to realize you’re going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you’re in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don’t do it.
Lewis Black
People don’t understand fighting. They think you just go there and stand in the middle and swing for the fence. People who fight like this are idiots.
Georges St-Pierre
But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for some reason, they feel they are not Chinese.
Alex Chiu
A lot of movies treat kids like idiots.
Anna Chlumsky
I like Penny. She’s cool. Yeah, she dates some idiots, but, although, so have I. So yeah, I would be friends with her. We’d have a lot to talk about.
Kaley Cuoco
God looks after children, animals and idiots.
Lou Holtz
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America’s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
Ann Coulter
Someday I want to really talk about religion and blind faith. I explored astrologers, palmistry etcetra at length till I believed it was a scam. Even in ‘3 Idiots’ I take a dig at them.
Rajkumar Hirani
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America’s self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
Ann Coulter
You don’t want to become one of those Hollywood idiots who is just blathering about anything.
Bradley Whitford
A lot of things I have turned down ended up being a big embarrassment. Like that script, ‘The Beaver.’ I thought that was one of the worst scripts I had ever read. But everyone said, ‘Ooh it’s on the Black List.’ Yeah, well, good for it. They’re a bunch of idiots. I saw the final film, and there were no surprises.
Terry Zwigoff
Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.
John Kennedy
I think audiences can relate to the guys I’m playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they’re dating.
Rob Riggle
When I was in school, martial arts made you a dork, and I became self-conscious that I was too masculine. I was a 16-year-old girl with ringworm and cauliflower ears. People made fun of my arms and called me ‘Miss Man.’ It wasn’t until I got older that I realized: These people are idiots. I’m fabulous.
Ronda Rousey
I, I don’t think anybody’s continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.
Rube Goldberg
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
David Ogilvy
Guys are idiots, till they’re what, 40 years old.
Wes Borland
Newfoundlanders, what are we? We’re slobbering idiots, slack-jawed simpletons, rustic fish billies living in Dogpatch-on-the-rocks, lower than lower Slobovians, the laughing stock and ‘white trash’ of Canada.
Ray Guy
‘Walking and Talking’ is my autobiography. It’s best to do it that way, rather than spend months writing a book that then ends up in the bargain bucket with all the other idiots’ autobiographies.
Kathy Burke
More idiots should just shut their mouths.
Chris Martin
We’re not in the business of putting up barriers; that’s the job of politicians. They’re the idiots who want to build walls between people.
Danny Carey
If I hadn’t been part of ‘3 Idiots,’ I would have felt bloody jealous.
R. Madhavan
Very few movies remain in public memory as landmark films, and I want to see whether ‘3 Idiots’ will be up there with some of the wonderful films that have come out of this country… Hopefully, we’ll come to know in a few years whether it can become one of the great films.
Boman Irani
I was ecstatic they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries’. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.
Johnny Depp
I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!
Roberto Benigni
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
You see idiots on the net but on TV you can’t really find them.
Bob Mortimer
I say to you, you want a thrill, volunteer to be an umpire. I’d like you to go just work the bases some day. Just go do that. You’re going to love it. Try the slow-pitch stuff. You’ll love it. Ask my son – he tried it! He said, ‘I’ve never seen so many idiots in all my life.’
Doug Harvey
Everyone seems so excited by the fact that music is more accessible, people can find new artists more easily and it’s cheaper, without focusing on the potential negatives, not least of which is that idiots can more easily listen to your favourite music.
Romesh Ranganathan
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.
Otto von Bismarck
When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fa

When it comes to idiots, America’s got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.
Lewis Black
Always from day one, we were the band on Warped Tour with a fog machine, and our backdrop had to be up – everyone thought we were the biggest idiots for that, total posers. But for us, we wanted to be over the top.
M. Shadows
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don’t often notice that they’re thugs, usually because they’re also idiots.
Robert Webb
If we tried to write about politics, you’d realize that we’re all a bunch of idiots.
Mark Hoppus
I think the press mistakenly thought that all of these ‘mumblecore’ filmmakers were banded together in a similar ideology, but the truth is that we were all just using the same digital camera and helping each other make our movies because we were broke, and we were the only idiots willing to do it.
Jay Duplass
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
George Jean Nathan
I thought Christians were walking idiots.
Josh McDowell
We’re all idiots when we’re young. We don’t think we are, but we are. So we should be.
Helen Mirren
I’ve known attractive airheads, and I’ve known ugly idiots.
Neil Cavuto
I think that most artists are leaning towards fragile idiots.
Josh Silver
I guess it’s human nature, as every group breaks into factions, yet at a time when we are trying to be taken seriously, it can confuse people – especially when it moves from being about where you want to go and what you want to do to why the others are idiots.
Rick Tumlinson
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West
Obviously we’re not Kiss, but we go out there and jump around like idiots and try to have a good time and entertain people.
Wayne Static
Someday I want to really talk about religion and blind faith. I explored astrologers, palmistry etcetra at length till I believed it was a scam. Even in ‘3 Idiots’ I take a dig at them.
Rajkumar Hirani
The super success of ‘3 Idiots’ has taught us that cost of making a film is not important at all; it’s all about things going well at the script level.
Sajid Nadiadwala
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
Karl Kraus
I’ve heard players, and I’m talking about some of the best players in the league, question whether I’ve taken steroids or not. Some of the things I hear are pretty funny, and some people are idiots, frankly.
Jake Arrieta
We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
Louis Aragon
I want people to watch us and think, ‘They’re idiots. They’re clowns,’ I want them to watch us and think Tommy Cooper or Spike Milligan.
Bob Mortimer
Christopher Hitchens was a great warrior, a magnificent orator, a pugilist and a gentleman. He was kind, but he took no prisoners when arguing with idiots.
Richard Dawkins
I love Lars von Trier. ‘Dogville’ is my favourite movie of the last 20 years. ‘Nymphomaniac’ and ‘Melancholia’ aren’t quite as exciting as ‘The Kingdom’, ‘Breaking the Waves’, or ‘The Idiots’, but I’ll always love him for being him.
Ari Aster
I suppose there must be idiots who dream of signing deals with publishers while fully intending to drink martinis in cool bars or ride around on skateboards. But the actual writers I know are experts in neurotic self-torture. Every page of writing is the result of a thousand tiny decisions and desperate acts of will.
Helen Garner
From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.
Mikhail Bakunin
Very few movies remain in public memory as landmark films, and I want to see whether ‘3 Idiots’ will be up there with some of the wonderful films that have come out of this country… Hopefully, we’ll come to know in a few years whether it can become one of the great films.
Boman Irani
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day.
Brian McKnight
We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less.
Ralph Bunche
The more we’re governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies, the more we need to tell stories to each other about who we are, why we are, where we come from, and what might be possible. Or, what’s impossible? What’s a fantasy?
Alan Rickman
I get bitter, angry and disbelieving and I tell my kids there a lot of idiots out there. I also want them to know that being successful is not the real world – that their parents get treated better because they’re on TV.
Al Roker