Top 130 Screwed Quotes

Some of those kid stars who got screwed up were pretty talented. My mom warns me every day what can happen. Sometimes she clips the headlines out and puts them in my room.
David Faustino
The latest page I've been working is about the organiza

The latest page I’ve been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who’s indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.
Ben Nicholson
In Maryland, I didn’t grow up around poor white people. Where I grew up, the white people were middle class or upper-middle class. It’s interesting how screwed up it is in reality, because most people who receive assistance from the government are white, but not in my head or in my experience.
Kelela
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it’s some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Captain Beefheart
I was closeted into my mid-twenties and even into my late twenties. It screwed up my relationships; it screwed up things with my family that I’ve since repaired.
Dave Rubin
In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn’t tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.
Saul Bellow
Men should know that no job is more important than their family. I had that all screwed up for a long time. I regret it.
Jim Ross
We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times.
Brett Gelman
I think lower wages have made men much less marriageable than they were before. It’s not just like your job goes to hell. Your marriage goes to hell. You don’t know your children anymore. Your children have a higher chance of being screwed up.
Angus Deaton
Comics creators are generally screwed in life: Most of us who are fortunate enough to do comics full time – which is very few of us – will literally draw until we die because we have no employment structures intact for retirement, much less insurance!
Nate Powell
The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.
Hugh Grant
I’m not a big person, so every time they were adding these big guys to the cast, I said to my trainer, ‘We’re screwed, dude.’ I’m only five foot five, and I’m going to look so little.
Katee Sackhoff
I came out when I was 17. I was in the church; I was crying every Sunday for about a year. I came to terms with the fact with this is who I was – I wasn’t going to be able to be a different person. At 17, you feel like a freak already, and so to have that fire and brimstone against your attraction is just screwed up!
Mary Lambert
For the devices we use… the funding models are completely screwed up. Angel funding isn’t sufficient for hardware.
Mary Lou Jepsen
If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I’m sort of screwed. I’m going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.
Ken Jennings
I had a head start in acting. Because of my parents, I had a SAG card, an agent and a recognizable name. But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget. I’d be dead.
Mary Crosby
I got kids that are growing up in a Donald Trump world because we screwed up because we haven’t been able to craft a message and push policies that connect with working class people.
Tim Ryan
I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
Ronald Biggs
The way I approach this thing, when I started to get my head screwed on straight and really trying to make something of myself as an artist, when I was 19 or 20, it became more about function for me. Like, what is this song doing to you? What is the function of this type of artform? What is it doing?
Frank Ocean
We’re all flawed, but basically, effective managers are people whose flaws are not fatal under the circumstances. Maybe the best managers are simply ordinary, healthy people who aren’t too screwed up.
Henry Mintzberg
I wasn’t a good-looking child. I got screwed out of the genetic deal. My sister looks like a model. I think that’s why I’m a comic. I’m deeply insecure, since I was always feeling ugly. I wasn’t a healthy child. I had poor self-esteem. That’s why I need people’s approval.
Nikki Glaser
Hollywood screwed up in the past. They made Asians the other – a separate group that could only hang out with each other.
Lana Condor
I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it’s not screwed up by too many references.
Jim Hodges
You have to find out who you are aside from what the media say you are. If you’ve become reliant on them for kind of a sense of self, then you’re really screwed.
Daniel Radcliffe
If I screw up, I’m gonna say, ‘You know what? I really screwed up.’ That’s all you can do. Some people gonna forgive you, some people not gonna forgive you. That’s just the way it works.
Charles Barkley
You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.
Peyton Manning
Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: ‘No, I didn’t screw up.’
Robert M. Pirsig
We have screwed with our environment. We have a culture that’s going crazy, and it’s all being propelled by the trillion-dollar advertising corporations.
Steve Miller
I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually ‘Nothing; you’re screwed’.
Bruce Schneier
The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.
Trevor Dunn
Directing is a lot of fun, but you have to be on your toes every minute. If you zone out for even a second, you’ll miss something and things will get screwed up. And here’s a little secret that I’m going to let out of the bag: That is not the case with acting.
Misha Collins
As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another – until you’ve got a full-blown trade war. No one ever wins, and consumers always get screwed.
Mark McKinnon
In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't

In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn’t have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man, I was still growing up.
Raekwon
Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S. position in the world is far more dependent on our ability to compete in world markets.
Lawrence Eagleburger
Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.
Rob Zombie
I’m fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made – and God, I have screwed up. I like writing about where it all went off course.
Pat Conroy
I know how I want to operate as an artist. And that is by having an honest, genuine dialogue about this kind of screwed up journey I’ve had that I’m so thankful for.
Mary Lambert
Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it’s more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.
David Broder
I’ve screwed up and I’ve overcommitted and it’s typical of me.
Robert Metcalfe
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
Demetri Martin
I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.
Julie Harris
I have my head screwed on right. I haven’t been this way in a long time.
Liz Phair
I screwed up my life. I screwed up my kids’ lives.
Nadya Suleman
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you’re screwed.
Drew Carey
Always take earplugs and an eye mask. It doesn’t matter where you are. Even if you’re in the best hotel, if there’s road works outside, then you’re screwed. So I take earplugs and an eye mask with me wherever I go.
Tamsin Egerton
I don’t allow Hollywood to define my joy, my happiness, and my peace because you’ll be screwed. You have to be very careful.
Tia Mowry
I think as an actor you have to be open to your emotions – that’s how you tap into other characters. Besides, by being so open I’ve come to terms with how screwed I am!
Jake Gyllenhaal
I’ve got my head screwed on in the right direction, for the most part. It may be turned a little bit to the left, but we’re getting there.
Brantley Gilbert
I think people imagine going back to a time when they knew who they were and they knew what the circumstances were – if you screwed up it was your fault.
Gore Verbinski
Some Pulitzer winners – novelists – have confided to me that getting the prize screwed them up. It messed with their heads. That hasn’t been my experience.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Everybody, as soon as they do a good experiment, their first thought in this lab is, ‘That can’t be right. I must have screwed it up. What did I do wrong?’ And that’s the best kind of scientist because they’re filled with this self-doubt. And if I’m going to be honest, that’s who I am. And it’s what drives me.
Bonnie Bassler
Medical costs are soaring because our health-care system is totally screwed up. Doctors and hospitals have every incentive to spend on unnecessary tests, drugs, and procedures.
Robert Reich
I very much own the fact that I’m a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they’re screwed up.
Jenny Lawson
To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They’ve got their heads screwed on a lot better.
Amy Winehouse
My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.
John Daly
We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed.
Paloma Faith
I haven’t planned a reaction on anything… If you do, you’ve screwed up.
William Hurt
When I was younger, I was very wild, and I didn’t really have my head screwed on properly.
Skepta
Who would name their kid Jack with the last words ‘off’ at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
George Clooney