When people claim that they know the formula or the pulse of the public… it’s rubbish, the truth is that no one knows.
You can’t put rubbish into a computer and get something good out.
I wouldn’t like my fans going through my rubbish.
I grew up in a little seaside town that I thought was absolutely rubbish and I couldn’t wait to leave.
I pretty much know when people are talking rubbish and when they’re serious. It’s common in boxing, rubbish.
I love to cook. But I’m a bit rubbish. I tend to start something and then dip into a book or have a conversation and come back and everything’s burnt.
I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
When coming in to land at Santiago, Chile, I saw the area between the city and the Andes mountains was smoking with rubbish dumps. While exploring the dumps, I made friends with people living and working there and saw how they survived through recycling the rubbish.
I just love the development of horses, getting into their brains, making them more athletic and powerful, responsive, and I’m rubbish at everything else.
I do feel that there is a little confusion in people’s minds between the real me and sitcom Miranda. I am pleased that people identify with the character, but I think they want me to be her and are disappointed that the real Miranda doesn’t actually fall into graves or be that rubbish at life.
With my daughters, it didn’t matter how much it was not my thing, we went through two truly horrible pink phases. I bought an awful lot of Barbie rubbish, and it was a great day when I was allowed to send Barbie’s house to the skip. That was one of the best days of my life.
I’m not a big fan of antiques shows or ‘Cash In The Attic.’ I don’t care about the rubbish in your loft! I don’t find it stimulating in any way.
I think Russell Brand’s books should be criticised for being rubbish – but it is true that there’s a professional class of opinion-former who has a financial interest in their job not being taken away.
All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.
For 10 days after the Olympics, I couldn’t go back to my house because people were sitting outside waiting to take my photo. That was a bit rubbish. At first I was open: ‘Yeah, of course you can take a photo…’ but after a while, it got to the point where I thought, ‘Whoa, I don’t like this attention anymore.’
When the world changed, people were different. Towns closed, cities were boarded up, communities abandoned, their governments collapsed. They seemed to have no qualms that were obvious to you or me about walking away from what they called a useless pile of rubbish, and never looking back.
Every single time you make a merger, somebody is losing his identity. And saying something different is just rubbish.
I love make-up so much, but I’m a bit rubbish at skincare; I’m really disloyal and never stick to one thing.
I don’t care if people get angry about that, believing the rubbish that vaccinations cause trouble or make the child worse or something. That’s not what I believe. I think it’s important for me to say.
Some of the most untidy writers have also been the most productive. Iris Murdoch, for instance, wrote a good 30 books in a house strewn with rubbish.
I’d be a rubbish policewoman in real life.
So what I did was stuff my face with anything around, any old rubbish, burgers, chocolate, crisps, fish and chips, loads of it, till I felt sick – but at least I’d had the pleasure of stuffing my face and feeling really full.
I dropped out of my drama course at university after a year and just floated from rubbish job to rubbish job, with no self-esteem and no idea what I wanted to do.
