Top 15 Andy Richter Quotes

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I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swe

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.
Andy Richter
It’s funny, because ‘Arrested Development’ is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called ‘Quintuplets’ for a season for Fox, and this was while ‘Arrested Development’ was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set.
Andy Richter
I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.
Andy Richter
We’ve been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I’m sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that’s just, you’re trying to show off or something. That’s ridiculous.
Andy Richter
But I don’t read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.
Andy Richter
Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.
Andy Richter
The people on ‘Quintuplets’ were great, but I wasn’t a producer on that show, and it wasn’t exactly my taste.
Andy Richter
If somebody’s looking at pictures of naked people and you go, ‘Oh I don’t want to see that,’ you’re lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they’re beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.
Andy Richter
If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you’re already hamstrung because you don’t have any freedom.
Andy Richter
Anything that I read, I read because I’m interested in it.
Andy Richter
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she’s real funny, but lately it’s all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain’t funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
I wouldn’t want to be a talk show host. That’s another awkward compliment people make. ‘You should have your own talk show.’ And I think, no thank you.
Andy Richter
At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.
Andy Richter
I’ve always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.
Andy Richter
The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, ‘How do they do that?’
Andy Richter