Top 150 Smoke Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Smoke Quotes from famous people such as Bill O’Reilly, Jeffrey Kluger, Rupert Friend, Michael Imperioli, Luke Hemmings, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It’s OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid’s face? OK with them. And I’m not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for.
Bill O’Reilly
Toxins love to get you while you’re young. Lead, mercury, secondhand smoke and sundry other environmental nasties do a lot more damage when tissue is immature, vulnerable and growing than when it’s mature and comparatively fixed.
Jeffrey Kluger
The more I’m committed to finding a way to genuinely be immersed in someone else’s life, the more enjoyment there is in it. I’ve never been interested in smoke and mirrors and cutting corners. I’d rather just do it for real.
Rupert Friend
I do smoke in real life. A lot. We’re all smoking right now in fact.
Michael Imperioli
I had the Slash ‘How to Play Guitar’ DVD. I just wanted to be the best guitarist, like, ever. My brother played guitar, and he taught me ‘Smoke on the Water,’ and I played it over and over again for ages.
Luke Hemmings
One day, when we were coming back from school, we saw this big cloud of smoke coming up, and all these fire-trucks in the yard. The garage was burning down. I was 14, and we’d lost everything.
Valerie June
I was in Pakistan in Islamabad when Bhutto was assassinated, and the next day, you know, there’s just plumes of smoke everywhere. I mean, Islamabad is on fire.
Henry Rollins
I don’t smoke, drink, or do drugs, so those are the values I live by.
Chad Gilbert
I try to work out my mind more these days. I try to eat right. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I take the skin off chicken. But I’m not on no special diet. I like my steak and potatoes, ice cream, doughnuts.
Mr. T
To those who don’t want the truth about Kennedy’s assassination to become known, the very repetition of a charge lends it a certain credibility, since people have a tendency to believe that where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
Jim Garrison
Smoke the pipe of peace, bury the tomahawk, and become one nation.
Zebulon Pike
When it comes to celebrities and tabloids, to me that is a bummer. That’s a little disappointing. And it is amazing how things really get made. I always used to think that where there is smoke there is fire, and now I see stories pop up out of nowhere with no basis in reality.
Jon Favreau
I don’t smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog.
Sarah Chalke
I’d be arrested if I still smoked because I’m the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to take out the smoke detector. I would’ve been those people they warn you against.
John Waters
My only real advice to Oscar nominees is, ‘If you haven’t actually seen a competitor’s film, don’t fib and say you have and blow smoke up their wahooziewhatsits.’ Always best to be frank and tell them the truth.
Vera Farmiga
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke.
Royce Gracie
I am a smoker, I’m ashamed to say. I had given it up for many years, then picked it up again. It’s a horrible habit. I struggle with myself all the time. And I love to smoke.
Melissa Leo
If everyone in the music business were brutally honest about what their intentions were then you could sort things out, but it’s all smoke and mirrors.
Noel Gallagher
I hunt and fish, and I don’t fly on Lear jets, and I don’t smoke Cuban cigars.
Ed Schultz
I don’t drink. Don’t smoke.
Jimmy White
Founded by an ex-Apple employee, Nest devices do for thermostats and smoke alarms what the Mac did for PCs – Google Buys Nest made them relevant and far more valuable.
John Battelle
There may be a great fire in our hearts, yet no one ever comes to warm himself at it, and the passers-by see only a wisp of smoke.
Vincent Van Gogh
Most smoked salts are made with liquid smoke, which is a condensate, but really, really good smoked salt is literally smoked.
Grant Achatz
I don’t drink, I don’t take drugs, I don’t smoke.
Chris Martin
I think the song itself, ‘Smoke and Fire,’ is just a metaphor for the feelings that you feel in a relationship.
Sabrina Carpenter
I think there will be more smiles when the smoke clears.
Shaun Alexander
Don’t get taken in by the superficiality of sanskaar. You can smoke, drink and have your share of fun. What matters is to do good deeds.
Alok Nath
I think it’s horrible that people have to be told. Don’t smoke! Everybody knows it’s bad for the health. But they have to forbid it.
Karl Lagerfeld
I don’t smoke, I don’t drink much, I don’t eat red meat. I stay out of the sun.
Bernadette Peters
The reason we all need a mutton alert, which needs constant testing, like smoke alarms, is because there is really no such thing as age-appropriate dressing any longer, as I know because my wardrobe is interchangeable with my daughter’s.
Rachel Johnson
There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.
Alison Lurie
The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen

The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility.
Charles Kettering
I’m allergic to molds, cigarette smoke, smog and dust and animals’ hair.
Arnel Pineda
Don’t smoke – nicotine and tobacco can really hurt your skin.
Paul Nassif
In the name of ‘mutual assistance,’ the Soviet Union would occupy Latvia until 1991, and it continues to occupy Latvia: in the obedient, epic lines at the post office, in the fug of coal smoke outside cities, in the notorious apartment buildings made of bricks of radioactive compressed ash.
Amity Gaige
I think my style of play, not drinking, I think I’m a product of clean living. I don’t drink, don’t smoke.
Jamal Crawford
Mennonites are very conservative. They don’t drink, dance, smoke, go to movies. I grew up in a very conservative faith-based community.
David A. R. White
I don’t go clubing. So, I don’t smoke or drink.
Ashley Tisdale
I don’t drink, and I don’t smoke. It’s a personal preference. My mom has never drunk or smoked. I look up to my mom.
Ashley Tisdale
As of late, I am more of a homebody. I like having people over. You can smoke in the apartment. I’m just not into going out so much. The crowd is getting younger and younger.
Chloe Sevigny
The widely held belief that the heterosexual nuclear family is best for children has long been used as a smoke screen for homophobia and as a talking point to quash marriage-equality efforts.
Jessica Valenti
Looking back, video game design seems a natural fit, although there was no such thing when I was growing up. I built a Tic-Tac-Toe playing machine in my teens which went up in smoke on the night it was scheduled to go to a science fair.
David Crane
I want to show people that I’m not just that guy who can get out there and scream ‘Hooligan’s Holiday’ and ‘Smoke The Sky.’
John Corabi
I don’t smoke, drink, or do drugs, so those are the values I live by.
Chad Gilbert
I personally never expected anything of Obama, and wrote about it before the 2008 primaries. I thought it was smoke and mirrors.
Noam Chomsky
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker… but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Michelle Pfeiffer
When I was 13, I thought I was pretty hot stuff because I knew BASIC programming, self-taught on the family’s Commodore 64. One of my crowning accomplishments was writing a silly little program that showed a crudely-drawn Space Shuttle lifting off in a cloud of pixelated smoke.
Walter O’Brien
To stop smoking was actually really easy because I had already started to cut down. My husband is asthmatic, and he just can’t for the life of him imagine why anybody would put smoke in their mouth, so he really helped me to start cutting down.
Holly Marie Combs
Summertime where guys played pickup, we got a thing in Philly called Summertime Rec. In that summertime you can’t duck no smoke. You can’t duck nobody in that basketball vibes.
Dion Waiters
I saw John Garfield smoke. He was my idol, so I smoked. I even smoked like him.
Jack Klugman
Now that I have the access and money, I spend all of it on clothes and shoes. I have no other pursuits. I don’t drink or smoke.
Diljit Dosanjh
I was opposed to the government mandating that restaurants not allow people to smoke, believing it becomes the customer’s choice whether they go in or not. But then, I thought, ‘What about the employees? Aren’t they hostage to a smoking environment, even if they don’t smoke?’
Gary Johnson
I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t smoke and if I go out to a movie I like to watch things that are moral.
Judith Durham
I never smoke to excess – that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
When the smoke clears and the money and opportunities lessen, so do the people around you who you think might have your best interests in mind.
Quinton Jackson
I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.
Mark Twain
I just get things done instead of talking about getting them done. I don’t go out and party. I don’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I’m not married, that leaves a lot of time for my work.
Henry Rollins
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Rudyard Kipling
I don’t smoke. I don’t drink. I don’t use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that’s just me. That’s how I live my life.
CM Punk
As a guest who doesn’t eat, drink or smoke, you leave much to be desired, but as a writer, you’re my girl.
Thelma Ritter
At intervals between the songs, more especially after the trances have begun, the dancers unclasp hands and sit down to smoke or talk for a few minutes.
James Mooney
I was raised really, really healthy, pretty much vegetarian and a very clean lifestyle, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink. I’m more addicted to the things that make me feel good – endorphins after working out.
Elizabeth Berkley
What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfe

What sort of sap doesn’t know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?
Julie Burchill