Top 20 Felony Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Felony Quotes from famous people such as Timothy Noah, Richard Linklater, Jeff Van Gundy, Slick Rick, Michelle Alexander, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

Federal law prohibits anyone convicted of a felony from

Federal law prohibits anyone convicted of a felony from owning a gun. Seems like kind of a good idea, no?
Timothy Noah
I think they should make it a felony to criticise a film product. Particularly my film product. It’s anti-American.
Richard Linklater
My one suggestion going forward is, any felony committed against a woman should be a full-season suspension.
Jeff Van Gundy
You commit a felony, it does not matter who you are, you could be deported.
Slick Rick
During the Jim Crow era, poll taxes and literacy tests kept the African-Americans from polls. But today, felon disenfranchisement laws accomplished what poll taxes and literacy tests ultimately could not, because those laws were struck down. But felony disenfranchisement laws had been allowed to stand.
Michelle Alexander
They had to debate whether Joe Frazier should be in the Boxing Hall of Fame or not. I’m making sure that it would be a felony to sit down and debate whether or not Bernard Hopkins deserves to be in the hall of fame.
Bernard Hopkins
Obama and Holder would make it a felony not to submit to a rigorous grilling for anyone transferring any firearm anywhere in the nation including any now-legal private circumstances.
Wayne LaPierre
Each year, billions of animals are subjected to cruelty on factory farms, feed lots, and slaughterhouses. The brutality that these animals endure would be grounds for felony cruelty charges if inflicted upon our cats and dogs.
Peter Dinklage
Making a movie like ‘Felony’ is hard work because you’re really putting your own ideas on the screen. You can’t hide behind some other person’s script; you’re saying, ‘This is my brain, and I want you to know what I think’.’
Joel Edgerton
Theft of a firearm should be punished as a felony, plain and simple.
Dianne Feinstein
Either Mitt Romney through his own words and his own signature was misrepresenting his position at Bain to the SEC, which is a felony, or he was misrepresenting his position at Bain to the American people.
Stephanie Cutter
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it’s compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley
Public housing is off-limits to you if you have been convicted of a felony. For a minimum of five years, you are deemed ineligible for public housing once you’ve been branded a felon. Discrimination in private housing market’s perfectly legal.
Michelle Alexander
It doesn’t matter if that felony happened three weeks ago or thirty-five years ago – for the rest of your life, you’ve got to check that box, knowing full well the odds are sky-high your application is going straight to the trash.
Michelle Alexander
Exacerbating the problem of mass incarceration is that, even after someone is released from prison, the stigma of a misdemeanor or felony conviction makes finding gainful employment difficult, if not impossible.
Stan Van Gundy
I’m not convinced that stealing an iPhone is a felony or stealing a bike is a felony.
DeRay Mckesson
You never forget your first felony. Mine was mail tampering. As a hoops-crazed 13-year-old, I rifled through a new neighbor’s mailbox to confirm that the occupant of the split-level on 98 1/2 Street in Bloomington, Minn., really was former Gophers basketball star Flip Saunders.
Steve Rushin
Often, a serial killer has no felony record.
Pat Brown
In some of the states in the U.S., homosexuality remains a felony.
Vladimir Putin
I lost court cases and misdemeanor juries, but of felony jury trials I was successful 105 of 106 times.
Vincent Bugliosi