Top 20 Manure Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Manure Quotes from famous people such as Francis Bacon, Bill Pullman, Robert Parish, Moliere, Hank Williams, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
Francis Bacon
Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don’t bother me. But that means I’m usually the one at the ranch cleaning up all the manure.
Bill Pullman
You could say that as I’ve gotten more mature, I’ve acquired more manure.
Robert Parish
He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure.
Moliere
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly.
Hank Williams
I’ve always considered myself a physical person. I don’t call myself a farm girl, but I did spend a lot of years shoveling manure and throwing hay, because I worked to pay most of my riding expenses.
Eleanor Mondale
I tried for a while to be an agricultural worker and was hopelessly bored. I would stand around in heaps of manure and sing about the beauty of the work I wasn’t doing.
Theodore Bikel
We can move water easily with plastic pipes. We can move shade around with nursery cloth like a tinker toy for animals and plants. Yet we have developed this necessity to grow food with chemical fertiliser because we have forgotten the magic of manure.
Joel Salatin
I grew up on a farm – I know the smell of horse manure. It does smell better than pig manure.
Henry Paulson
The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure.
D. H. Lawrence
The cocoa-nut palm grows best near salt water, no matter how loose and sandy the soil is, and in these congenial circumstances needs neither manure nor care of any kind. It bends lovingly toward the sea and drops its ripe fruit into it.
Isabella Bird
What do I really think? What do I believe in, without the horse manure?
George Segal
I don’t know if it’s just my age or the climate or the high altitude or some of those old-cowboy values rubbing off on me, but I’ve grown slightly mellower living in Wyoming. I think if you ride into the West on a high horse, you pretty soon end up in a pile of manure.
Alexandra Fuller
What’s a good metaphor for a Harvard student? A talking, gold-plated pile of manure, wearing a fleece.
David Fahrenthold
I was lucky enough to be surrounded by all sorts of animals from a very young age. My sister Jo was much more into the domestic animals – horses and things. I was absolutely fixated on the blackbirds, and the grass snakes in the manure heap and everything that surrounded us.
Steve Backshall
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
J. Paul Getty
I have no great desire to play a great role. You can’t make quality on TV anyway. It’s always a manure pile. You’re on the top, or you’re on the bottom, but it’s still a manure pile, and I’m not sure the movie industry isn’t like that, too.
Wayne Rogers
My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.
Denis Leary
Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields.
Charles Duhigg
The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.
Robert Grosseteste