Top 202 Traffic Quotes

Cameras can look down from on high and predict crop yields, traffic in Walmart parking lots, and travel patterns on Labor Day weekend. On the ground, they form the foundation of autonomous-driving systems.
Om Malik
In seven to ten years video traffic on the Internet will exceed data and voice traffic combined.
Robert Metcalfe
We did such a great job of creating the interstate highway system in Oklahoma City that we don’t have traffic congestion. You can actually get a speeding ticket during rush hour in the city. That’s how great our traffic flows.
Mick Cornett
Life in LA is not lying in the sun for months. It is having a 4pm meeting and leaving at noon to sit in traffic for four hours. It’s not glam.
Billy Boyd
We were working ‘Good Teacher’ up, and it became apparent to me that, as we were playing it, the song had a Hendrix, ‘Crosstown Traffic’ vibe and feel to it.
Rickey Medlocke
It is important to give commuters greater, more reliable mass transit options and… great potential to get cars off of I-80 and eliminate other daily traffic jams in northern New Jersey.
Rodney Frelinghuysen
Had I not been a choreographer, I would have become not

Had I not been a choreographer, I would have become nothing more than a traffic cop or peon in an office.
Prabhu Deva
There’s a lot of downtime where you’re filling your car up with gas, you’re driving to work, you’re stuck in traffic – it’s Los Angeles, and so much of it is a car lifestyle.
Marc Guggenheim
India is a little different from the developed world because discipline of any kind is alien to us. Along with the right to spit in public, we will resist all attempts to discipline our driving. As pedestrians, we will cross any road at will, and as cops, we will view traffic offences as business opportunities.
Sucheta Dalal
I envision a future without traffic accidents or congestion. A future where everyone can use a car.
Sebastian Thrun
It turns out umpires and judges are not robots or traffic cameras, inertly monitoring deviations from a fixed zone of the permissible. They are humans.
Eric Liu
My least favorite thing about New York is probably the traffic. I hate it. The people are such aggressive drivers here, they’re horrible.
Jack Reynor
As people talk, text and browse, telecommunication networks are capturing urban flows in real time and crystallizing them as Google’s traffic congestion maps.
Carlo Ratti
The fact is I like Mumbai less and less. My son says, ‘Baba, let’s go for a drive’, and I tell him, ‘Where’s the fun of a drive in this place?’ You get caught in a million traffic jams, and you spend time cooped in your car with all that mad cacophony around you.
Om Puri
I always thought when I hit 50 years old that’d be it for the travel. I don’t have to tell you – you wait at an airport, your flight’s delayed, get on a 14-hour flight, get off, get stuck in traffic, you get to the hotel and the room service is closed.
Brian Setzer
I have a lot of road rage. Mostly with the rickshaw and cab drivers trying to cut me; it’s the traffic. Grrrr!
Kajol
If you’re on a freeway and want to know if you’re being followed, what you do is enormously vary your speed. You accelerate to 100 and slow down to 30 and then accelerate again. In a city, you make a lot of turns against the stream of traffic. You go around a roundabout twice.
Salman Rushdie
My first job ever real job in the field was as an airborne traffic reporter and producer in Los Angeles, but I was laid off pretty quickly – which was totally fair, because I’m terrible with directions, and that’s kind of the whole job.
Kat Timpf
It’s a noisy environment we all live in, whether it’s traffic or the workplace, so it’s very difficult to think about your life in general. A lot of people are afraid to do that. They like to hide behind their work and not face up to a big problem in their life.
Enya
It irritates me that everybody concentrates on Gawker, because it’s just one of 15 sites and it doesn’t even get the most traffic. It’s a significant site, but it’s not what we are.
Nick Denton
I always keep a little bit of Lindt or Ghirardelli milk chocolate for when I’m stuck in traffic. And I’m a big fan of Mentos during long plane rides.
Morena Baccarin
Just keep the idea in the back of your head: ‘I can’t control L.A. traffic. I’ll leave earlier than I think I need to, and I’ll get there when I get there.’
Janet Varney
The purpose of driving traffic to your online business is to get customers. Once a prospect lands on your site, you still have to convert that prospect into a buyer.
Marc Ostrofsky
From what I’ve experienced so far, I’d say the traffic in L.A. is frustrating. You spend a lot of time driving your car for an audition that could last just three minutes.
Vincent Rodriguez III
Traffic terrifies me.
Moby
I use the term bar-room to represent every means for the sale and traffic in liquor, and I earnestly appeal to the people to put an end to the traffic, no matter under what name or guise it may be carried on.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
I have been a funny kid growing up but every one thought I was a serious person. I think it has to do with the choice of my films such as ‘Zakhm,’ ‘Kalyug’ and ‘Traffic Signal.’
Kunal Khemu
When it comes to topping the ‘least popular’ lists, MPs have form. Typically, we’re pipped to the post only by bankers and traffic wardens.
Caroline Lucas
Well, I mean, I like to be pretty athletic off the mound in terms of taking care of my job, which is covering first base, fielding bunts in certain situations, fielding slow rollers to the first base and having to communicate and direct traffic.
Gerrit Cole
If you could take a subway from the suburbs in Boston, where I live, to downtown in 10 minutes, that improves your life over sitting in a traffic jam. People should see that.
Noam Chomsky
I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must, I take a very firm hold on the handles of the baby carriage and I wheel it into the traffic.
Grace Abbott
I have been lucky to have got big offers like ‘Kalyug,’ ‘Traffic Signal’ or ‘Dhol.’
Kunal Khemu
Every year, August lashes out in volcanic fury, rising with the din of morning traffic, its great metallic wings smashing against the ground, heating the air with ever-increasing intensity.
Henry Rollins
I had a bike as a kid, and when I worked in Manhattan – I had a 10-speed – I rode from downtown to 68th and Madison for my day job. I knew about fighting traffic, but nothing about racing.
Dennis Christopher
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.
Ellen Goodman
Australia has an economic interest in ensuring our cities have 21st century urban rail transport to reduce traffic congestion.
Anthony Albanese
I’m the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
Larry King
Red is one of the strongest colors, it's blood, it has

Red is one of the strongest colors, it’s blood, it has a power with the eye. That’s why traffic lights are red I guess, and stop signs as well… In fact I use red in all of my paintings.
Keith Haring
The road to success is always under construction… there are lots of pot holes but no traffic jams.
Dan Pena
That L.A. traffic is no joke.
Spencer Paysinger
I was at MSNBC; I was constantly saying to them during Bridgegate, ‘You’ve convicted Governor Christie without one iota of fact attaching him to the decision to stall the traffic on the bridge. Why don’t we wait until the federal government or the state government… completes its investigation.’
Tom Brokaw
While I remain troubled by the Corps’ inability to fully justify the Model they used for their commercial traffic predictions, America clearly has an aging lock and dam infrastructure on the Mississippi.
Ron Kind
Actually, for several years, I’d been looking to leave L.A. I was getting more and more disenchanted with it; the smog, the traffic.
Judy Norton
Microsoft could help Facebook with one of the biggest challenges, namely monetizing its traffic without reducing the user’s experience. It’s obvious that Microsoft needs traffic and Facebook needs search.
David Einhorn
If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing.
Betty White
Sometimes I get recognised and sometimes I don’t. The bus drivers will sometimes stop to try and get a selfie at peak times with traffic all around you!
Chris Wilder
Direct navigation traffic is by far the most highly targeted form of web traffic available.
Marc Ostrofsky
Not all traffic is created equal. In the 5G future, mission-critical apps such as remote surgery will have to take priority over other traffic. There will need to be a regulatory regime that allows the service provider to create services that are differentiated based on user experiences.
Borje Ekholm
In communities all over the country, commuters put up with heavy traffic and aging transit systems because they don’t really have a choice. People need to get to work, bring their children to day care or school, care for an aging parent or simply attend to a few errands.
Michael Capuano
I’m not a believer that you have to write every day. If I felt industrious, I’d spend ten hours a week writing. The writing is going on all the time in my head; the trick is to capture it. Showers are great. Traffic jams are great.
Julia Glass
Bundling finance, energy solutions, water solutions, traffic infrastructure, and all general urban infrastructures is too much of an ask for most developing cities.
Jens Martin Skibsted
I went to Coachella once, and it was only to go see Leonard Cohen. I got in the car and sat through all the crazy traffic in L.A. to get there – instead of a two hour drive, it takes, like, six hours. Then I watched his set and turned around and left. I just so wanted to see him perform in the desert.
Hannah Simone