All these child stars grow up and they’re knockin’ over banks and getting prostitutes. I’m, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego.
I’ve accepted that we’ve all got crap to deal with and problems that we’re fighting not to be defined by. At the end of the day, we all want the same stuff: fulfillment, love, support, comfort, and a hot-air balloon with laser guns attached to it. The most important thing is that we appreciate the crazy ride we’re on.
I started listening to a lot of Jimi Hendrix and Neil Young when I was 8 or 9 years old – I had siblings that gave me good music instead of the crap that was on the radio in the ’90s.
You can’t think about how people will perceive you or your character. All you can do is focus on your work. The rest is up to the universe. I’ve been acting for 16 years. I’ve done 55 movies and, in all seriousness, there’s maybe five that are good and the rest are crap.
If I can make a girl’s day by hugging her, hell yeah, I’ll hug the crap out of her.
I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I’m supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I’m literally asking, ‘If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?’
When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap – people shouldn’t read that stuff.
When I’m playing comedy, it is such a crap shoot of what will work and what won’t.
I’m a mother with two small children, so I don’t take as much crap as I used to.
People say you shouldn’t eat carbs, but that’s crap. I just try to stay away from white ones.
I’ve always wanted to do a horror film. I don’t know if my agent will be happy I said that when I get sent some crap horror films, but I’d like to do a good one, like ‘It Follows,’ or ‘The Babadook.’
I can’t be diplomatic or compromise or take crap from people, so I’d probably make an exit way before I even made a proper entry into Bollywood.
When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.
Everybody’s got the things that are crap about them, and that’s inescapable because we’re a product of our environment and our environment isn’t always great.
People can see through crap pretty easily. Just go out there and be comfortable. Be you. Be authentic.
When Rock was on ‘Saturday Night Live,’ that’s what propelled him into the mainstream and made everyone realize, ‘Holy crap, this guy is really talented.’
What I don’t like to see is a lot of chirping and guys just talking crap to each other. If you got something wrong with a guy, go see him.
When I started writing songs at 18, I wrote about 100 that were crap. One was called ‘Dog In A Disco.’
I’m not gonna be one of those guys who’s going to do the Conor McGregor effect and talk a bunch of crap to make money.
I’ve got crap teeth, crap hair. I never have facials. I still have hairs in the middle of my eyebrows.
I always felt I was wounded. That I was no good, a piece of crap, and that I wouldn’t amount to anything, because that’s what my father always told me. I just felt like I didn’t belong anywhere.
I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you’ve got to get off your backside and you’ve got to do all the crap stuff, too.
I couldn’t not play a Les Paul guitar. Les always used to point to my Strat and say, ‘Why do you have that piece of crap around your neck?’ I’d say, ‘Yours are too heavy. I had to drill holes in it.’
If you eat like crap all the time, quite frankly, you’re going to feel like crap.
Any film you make is a crap shoot.
I want success for so many people. I couldn’t give a crap about myself.
I’m not a guy that’s gonna go out there and not be me and be fake and talk a bunch of crap.
I’m the type of guy if there’s a haunted hotel in town, I’m staying there and will stay up all night waiting to get the crap scared out of me.
As a younger actor, my motivation may have been ‘Do you want that job or don’t you?’ Now it’s ‘Do you want to look like crap on film?’
Players lose you games, not tactics. There’s so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.
I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
I was a swimsuit model, and I got bored. Acting was challenging. It was very hard and intimidating. We choose to do things in life sometimes that scare the crap outta us. Performing in front of people was my challenge.
With a lot of hair and make-up then I’m possibly, remotely attractive. But it’s rare, I don’t think I’m ugly but I’m nothing particularly special. I’m not a yoga and health girl. I don’t exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.
I can’t take UKIP seriously. I should, I must, it’s our duty to take them seriously, because they’re coming out with some really heinous old crap about immigration.
Burroughs is crap. Crap.
The worst hotels are any with a bad bed. I stayed in a hotel where they left cards telling me my enjoyment was of paramount importance. I should have written, ‘Nice rooms, crap beds.’
Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records. I had people behind me kind of steering me in that direction, but it wasn’t really my bag.
My formative years were all about ‘Star Wars’ – the first three, not the last crap, obviously. I understood ‘Star Trek’ but it was too caricatured for me.
The only time I have a good hunch the audience is going to be there is when I make the sequel to ‘Jurassic Park’ or I make another Indiana Jones movie. I know I’ve got a good shot at getting an audience on opening night. Everything else that is striking out into new territory is a crap shoot.
My father was an army champion boxer… in the British army. And so he loved boxing and talked it up as a sport. But then when my brother and I were beating the crap out of each other, he was always trying to tone it down. But I am a fan of boxing.
I don’t read too much into things and look at social media. It’s all a load of crap.
Fans are going to give you crap no matter what sexual orientation you are.
Holy crap, cross fit! It’s terrible, but I’m doing that now. Anything so that I can look better.
People like crap. It doesn’t matter. I think if you have a big mouth and you perform so-so, it is what it is. People are going to notice you more. Nice guys come last. Let’s say it like that.
There’s no reason why there needs to be one search engine or one social network or one store that we buy all of our crap from. It’s possible to imagine a world in which there’s actually competition.
Between ’06 and ’09, I dealt with pain by eating. And I was like, ‘Oh, crap, eating makes you gain weight!’
All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you’re a brilliant actress. Actually, all you’ve done is look like crap.
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don’t know what I would be doing without it.
I always thought communism was crap, really.
I get my strength from wanting to teach other women that everything about you is OK, and you shouldn’t take any crap from anyone.
Well if it’s outside of New Japan or Ring of Honor, I’m just worried about tacos, mostly. You gotta go corn tortilla, a little steak, a little cilantro, a little onion, and maybe a little salsa. No cheese or sour cream and all that crap.
‘Paranormal 1’ scared me because I didn’t know if it was real or what. ‘Blair Witch’ was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, ‘Oh crap, this could really happen to me.’
All people go through moments that are tough, but looking at them through comedy is so fun. You can look at anything in life and say ‘Sure, this is crap, but it’s kinda funny.’
I know a lot of people will talk crap at me, but they can say whatever they want.
‘The New York Times’ list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor’s choice. It sure isn’t based on sales.
I love the way people talk crap. I hear it all the time. ‘Overrated.’ ‘You suck.’ I’ll just do something to shut them up, like, ‘I’ll show you.’
When you’re getting a lot of press, a lot of ink, you start believing your own crap. You start reading what you say and think you look smart. Sometimes you need to be knocked down a notch.
There’s so much crap attached to acting: the fame aspect, the ego aspect, the ‘Am I good, am I bad, am I being judged, who likes me, who doesn’t like me…’
No matter what your age, gender, politics, nationality, social or financial standing, every single person inhabiting the planet Earth has the same reaction to him: ‘Holy crap, Buzz Aldrin, you went to the moon!’
