Top 212 Crap Quotes

I don’t think anybody’s so cool that it’s like, ‘I’ve never had my heart broken.’ Like, c’mon, that’s crap.
Lauren Ash
But Opera Man, I go, ‘Oh, crap! Why didn’t I think of that?’ Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.
Jon Lovitz
There’s no more fun. All that digital stuff – we used to do that crap for real! I hate that stuff. Young kids who play video games seem to like it, but I don’t.
Hal Needham
All the crap that we’ve encumbered our lives with, it’s really meaningless.
Emilio Estevez
If the Big Show lands on you when you’re on the ground, you’re not getting back up. He’ll pick you up like a sack of crap and toss you over the top rope.
Randy Orton
Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Once, I went to the premiere of a film, and the producer asked me if I liked it. I said it’s crap. But I don’t say that anymore. Now I say I have to think about it. If you ever hear me say that, you know the answer!
Twinkle Khanna
‘Try Again’ – every time I hear that song, it just brings a smile to your face. When you’re feeling like crap, and you hear, ‘Dust yourself off and try again,’ it kind of just puts you in a different mindset, 100 percent.
Alexandra Shipp
The more complicated the character, the better I am. It’s the one-dimensional crap that I had to do for years that drove me crazy.
Martin Landau
The crowd doesn’t give a crap as long as you bring the money in.
Guy Lafleur
There may be a new album, and there may not. Right now, we’re encouraging bootlegging because there have been some great live things that ended up on the Internet. Rather than try to stop it, we like it. If nobody gave a crap about you, they wouldn’t bother to bootleg you.
Burton Cummings
Everything government touches turns to crap.
Ringo Starr
When you think you’re good, you will play at that level. If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap.
Kurt Russell
They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don’t understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though.
Peter Hook
I think there are lots of ways to make good work. You can throw big bucks at a project and make what some would call crap, or you can work very modestly with eloquently moving results.
Barbara Kruger
I’m careful with my heart. I don’t take crap from no one these days. I put my foot down. Being a woman, you deserve heaven and earth.
Kelly Rowland
I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and al

I ain’t got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It’s kind of silly.
Charles Manson
With all the horror in the world and all the crap that’s going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That’s what a movie is all about.
Michael Rosenbaum
I hate to hear ‘Less is more.’ It’s a crock of crap.
R. Lee Ermey
When you’re losing, crap happens.
Derek Carr
I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there’s always so much crap, and you have to flip around.
Chelsea Peretti
The flukey part of it is, back in the early days, I had that guitar decorated with all kinds of crap wallpaper, ‘Flower Power’ – then that got all shaved off. And during the course of cleaning the bass up again, some of the wood got shaved down, and it probably became a lighter body than the stock factory model.
Chris Squire
We talk about a free press. These people hide, they make a lot of money off the media. They hide behind the slogans of free press, and then they can come out with crap like that. It’s just garbage. It’s insulting to the readers.
Robert Scheer
Everything that works in sales has been done already. Just keep track of the crap that you buy, or the awesome stuff that you buy, and decide what was the trigger, and then just sell to people like you. It’s really that easy – and that’s what I do.
Tim Ferriss
I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn’t get his good, thick hair. I got my mother’s thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
Jenny Eclair
Being called Gary. It’s a crap name. I wish I’d been called by my middle name, Winston.
Gary Lineker
When I’m working on a book, I try to do eight pages a week. That seems like a good amount. Less than that, I’m not getting a nice momentum, and more than that, I’m probably putting out too much crap.
Colson Whitehead
Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.
James Taylor
I’ve done more crap than I care to remember. I really have. ‘Airwolf.’ ‘Murder, She Wrote.’ ‘Amazon Women on the Moon.’ But you learn from all these bad shows. What you don’t want to do and what you don’t want to be involved with.
Bryan Cranston
You know, most good playwrights write seven good plays and then something happens and after that they’re crap.
Sarah Kane
White people scare the crap out of me.
Michael Moore
I can’t begin to describe the amount of crap I’ve taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.
Dennis Rodman
There is no such thing as women’s intuition. You all just have crap poker faces.
Rachel Shelley
The thing that I’m trying to accomplish is to tell the stories and my feelings in ways that are relatable. But at the same time, I’m so tired of hearing the same old crap. Bring some freshness if you can.
Amanda Shires
There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it’s all about. It’s a lifestyle. It’s not about popularity and all that crap.
Billie Joe Armstrong
The XCX really stands for ‘kiss Charli kiss,’ which is unbelievably crap.
Charli XCX
‘Parable of the Sower’ is capital-I Important. Put it on the literary fiction shelf. Put it on the Holy Crap fiction shelf. Put it on every shelf. This is one of the all-time great American novels.
Robin Sloan
Ironically, I’m a really crap liar, even though I do it for a living. I give away too much, somehow. I can’t lie!
Yvonne Strahovski
When you’re driven to your absolute limit, working 14 hours for 14 days straight, you have to know what you want, and not listen to all this other crap outside.
Luke Hemmings
You know, post-production is a bit of a grind to me. If I’m producing a film, I really… I mean I like editing, but all the other crap, the color mixing and… it’s all a grind. And so as a result I cut back producing the number of films I was producing.
John C. McGinley
To be a young Irishman in London and go to the theater to see ‘Rosemary’s Baby’… it scared the crap out of me.
Pierce Brosnan
Julie Johnston is what I would call a loud central defender, as far as how she tackles and how she plays – you notice her. And you notice her in a positive way. She’s a destroyer. She interrupts plays and tackles the crap out of people. That’s a very visual thing.
Becky Sauerbrunn