Top 25 Carrot Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Carrot Quotes from famous people such as Hugh Masekela, Carrot Top, Tom Cole, Chael Sonnen, William Mougayar, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

Once in a while, I treat myself to a cheesecake or carr

Once in a while, I treat myself to a cheesecake or carrot cake.
Hugh Masekela
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
Carrot Top
Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
Tom Cole
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus – this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened.
Chael Sonnen
A token is not a short term carrot, nor a stick for that matter. Just having a token doesn’t mean that you have a working business model attached with it.
William Mougayar
People are familiar with ‘the stick’ of the Tea Party… challenging incumbents, flooding the phone lines. What they’re not so much familiar with, and what I want to expand, is ‘the carrot.’ So when a Mitch McConnell, or when a Republican caucus stands firm… we have to reward them.
Niger Innis
I was at a party in London when I met Bond producer Barbara Broccoli. She introduced herself, and I didn’t believe her name. So I just replied: ‘Yeah, and I’m Cathy Carrot.’ I think maybe I got off on the wrong foot!
Catherine Bach
Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed.
Trinny Woodall
I like green juices in the morning, made from things such as kale, and cucumber and peppers; then in the afternoon, when the blood sugar goes down, I’ll make a carrot, apple, and ginger juice.
Trudie Styler
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
Gilbert Gottfried
One thing that I’m super fortunate of – I grew up in a house where it was all about health and fitness. My dad was a wrestler; he was a boxer. He’s always been into working out, and so I was the only kid in the first grade that got carrot sticks at school instead of chips.
Carmella
The reality of our business is that for every actor who’s rolled up his tent and given up and gone home, the next day you hear about some shoe salesman at Macy’s who had this audition and now he’s Harrison Ford. There’s always that carrot out there in our business.
Scott Bakula
You know that 40 percent of the food in the United States gets thrown away because it doesn’t look a certain way. It’s crazy: just because the apple is not the right size or the carrot is not straight enough, it just doesn’t get accepted.
Gisele Bundchen
The cameo I did in ‘Fellowship of the Ring’ was I was in the street of Bree, and I was eating a carrot.
Peter Jackson
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.
Paul Cezanne
U.K. psychologist Daniel Nettle thinks of happiness as a carrot on a stick, designed by evolution to show the right way, and also designed so that we will never permanently reach it. We likely would just sit around and eat sweet and fatty foods all day, and that is simply not in the interest of evolution.
Stefan Sagmeister
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.
Dennis Miller
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
Robinson Jeffers
I’ve been using carrot tops to make pesto and broccoli stalks to make broccoli ‘rice.’ There’s no reason to throw those things away – just get creative.
Katie Lee
I think I’ve been on a path ever since I was born, a path of high stress. I put myself, my career, it was a big old juicy carrot right in front of me for all of my life.
Melissa Etheridge
Who cares if a carrot has a slight bend? They’re all the same when they end up on the plate.
Tristram Stuart
It’s the aspirations that capitalism is promoting as beautiful, positive attributes that are dangerous. All that is in the bedrooms of the poor and in the villages of the Third World, and it’s like a cruel carrot that’s being waved in front of people’s noses. It’s a seduction, an unattainable dream.
John Hillcoat
We need to figure out a ‘harvest system’ to collect the produce that stores don’t put out for customers to buy because it’s not perfect looking. Frankly, the stuff left to rot in the storeroom is more beautiful to me than the perfect carrot. I’m a gnarly carrot kind of guy.
Mario Batali
I had a really traumatizing experience growing up. When I was, like, 10 or 11, I was vegan. I’m not anymore, but I was, and I went to this hot dog place because I heard they had a veggie dog. I took a bite, and literally – I kid you not – it was a carrot in a bun. Horrifying.
Kiernan Shipka
If you can’t think like an onion or a carrot or a tomato, you may be a technician, but you won’t understand what you’re doing, and your dish will be flat.
Eric Ripert