Top 25 Howard Stern Quotes

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I didn't listen to executives.

I didn’t listen to executives.
Howard Stern
Okay, well, I guess I’m still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
Howard Stern
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard Stern
I wanted to go hide. I wasn’t looking to be more famous, I’m famous enough.
Howard Stern
I think I’m probably a little too desperate to be successful.
Howard Stern
I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
Howard Stern
Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn’t do any worse.
Howard Stern
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
Howard Stern
I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
Howard Stern
I don’t think there’s one thing I’ve ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
Howard Stern
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
Howard Stern
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that’s all you’ve got, you’re dead in the water. It’s not good.
Howard Stern
You’ve got to be a little vicious. You’ve got to be narcissistic. You’ve got to be on fire about your career.
Howard Stern
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
Howard Stern
There are things that I won’t do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won’t you do. I say, well, you know, you’ve got to find out when you’re on the air.
Howard Stern
I’ve actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn’t need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
Howard Stern
I don’t like being 50 and I don’t like thinking about death.
Howard Stern
I will never feel successful.
Howard Stern
I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
Howard Stern
And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you’re going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can’t apologize for it.
Howard Stern
I’m the voice of honesty.
Howard Stern
We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
Howard Stern
Well, first of all, I’m worth every penny.
Howard Stern
Late night television is ready for someone like me… standards have gone to an all-time low.
Howard Stern
It’s no treat being in bed with me.
Howard Stern