Top 25 Married Man Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Married Man Quotes from famous people such as Oscar Wilde, Edward Burnett Tylor, Monica Lewinsky, Bruce Feirstein, Davy Jones, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a mar

There’s nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It’s a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife’s permission in writing.
Edward Burnett Tylor
I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.
Monica Lewinsky
To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife.
Bruce Feirstein
I’m a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it.
Davy Jones
I flew to England to see the rough cut of ‘Revolutionary Road.’ I was quite moved. As a married man, it’s kind of disturbing to see a couple try so hard to work things out and fail so miserably.
Thomas Newman
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland
Every married man who wants peace in the relationship, should learn the trick to avoid that one question – ‘How is the food?’
Emraan Hashmi
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
‘Ajnabee’ is a thriller. I play a married man trapped by mysterious circumstances. The film does have a lot of romance and action, but it’s not based on ‘Consenting Adults.’
Bobby Deol
The big rule is that you must never get mixed up with a married man – never even look sideways at another woman’s fella. Boy, I really was terrific at obeying that rule, wasn’t I?
Lauren Bacall
I am clearly vulnerable on the question of socializing under circumstances not appropriate for a married man.
Chuck Robb
The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason.
Michael Feldman
I could never be with a married man. I just can’t. I could never imagine myself being the mistress of somebody.
Joanna Krupa
By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.
Samuel Johnson
I’m a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
Patrick Marber
Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
H. L. Mencken
A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make reasonably, as has a married man, or any other man.
Lysander Spooner
My mother told me that my birth mother got pregnant by a married man who didn’t want to leave his wife.
Ellen Ullman
I’m not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again – not even talking to one!
Chris Evert
I’m a married man and I’ve got two children, and you have to do sacrifices.
Glenn Tipton
In Psycho IV, the time is five years after III, and Norman is out of the hospital. He’s a married man, and he’s finally learned how to love somebody and have natural sex without killing his lover.
Joseph Stefano
What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.
Tom Clancy
In New Jersey, judges have ruled that a same-sex couple or a single person applying to adopt must be given the same place in line as a married man and woman. I think that’s bad for kids. This makes me homophobic? I’m in show business. Half the people in my life are gay.
Orson Bean