Top 250 Closet Quotes

No good can ever come out of anything if you try to put every problem in the closet rather than talking about it.
Luv Ranjan
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
Connie Sellecca
The most real characters in a great play are those who are so meticulously drawn that the audience could predict how many pairs of shoes they might have in their closet or how many close friends they had in grade school. Have any of our public figures been as fully developed in the media?
Kevin Hassett
You need, in your closet, clothes that will - that you

You need, in your closet, clothes that will – that you can use in many different ways. Clothes that make you fell comfortable, clothes that make you feel ‘you.’
Diane von Furstenberg
Whenever a president nominates somebody to a high-profile post, there is always the risk that some skeleton, real or imagined, will emerge from the nominee’s closet and doom the whole enterprise.
Timothy Noah
I actually cannot stand a room without a view – I would rather have a bedroom the size of a closet with a view over a suite without one.
Amy Landecker
Your closet needs to be a place of joy and celebration of who are you now – not who you were.
Stacy London
People dance and we have a lot of music and… this might be the closet I get for a while.
Cameron Crowe
My childhood closet was ornamented with U.S. jerseys of World Cups spanning the nineties and two-thousands – some of my favorite memories are from summers when, with a ball under my foot and a jersey on my back, I watched the U.S. team go up against the world’s best players in the largest sporting event on Earth.
Clint Smith
I admit it: I’m a freak who sits obsessively in front of my computer typing my name into Yahoo Search over and over again. I’m a closet Amberholic. Please help me!
Amber Benson
I’m not going to be around for a long time, so I like to be able to look at myself in the mirror and say I talked about stuff when I’m not supposed to and didn’t have to. I could be in the closet, but I feel insulted at the idea that I should be.
James Adomian
The expectation was that ‘True Confessions’ would be my first published book, but that didn’t happen. After it was rejected by every publisher in New York and Canada, I shoved it in a closet and went on to write and publish my next three books.
Rachel Gibson
Being ‘ethnically ambiguous’, as I was pegged in the industry, meant I could audition for virtually any role. Morphing from Latina when I was dressed in red, to African American when in mustard yellow, my closet filled with fashionable frocks to make me look as racially varied as an Eighties Benetton poster.
Meghan Markle
A 1920s dress I wore on my 21st birthday… literally disintegrated on me. I had the most wild debauched night. And that disintegrated dress sits in my closet – such a great memory.
Liz Goldwyn
Music is made to be heard, whether you hear it in concert, you hear it on the radio, or you hear it in your car. It’s not for two people to sit in a closet and go, ‘That’s my band, the only band I’ve ever heard, and I’m the only person that’s going to hear it.’
Vinnie Paul
I feel like the menswear blogger is a special breed, and by that, I mean they really have brought menswear out of the closet and into the public discourse where guys are not afraid to talk about style, dressing, clothes.
Nick Wooster
For me, living in the closet corroded my ability to have an honest, open relationship with my God, my loved ones, my constituency and myself.
James McGreevey
I don’t read good books anymore, it seems; I just buy them and put them on the shelf and every now and then walk over and pet them. I’m like the optimistic dieter who fills her closet with clothes two sizes too small and dreams of the day she can wear them. I know just what I want to do when I retire.
Mary Roach
I’m a mom, so I have to be comfortable. Jeans are a staple – I have way too many in my closet! It’s warm in Florida, so I wear jeans and a tank top every day. I love my True Religions, my Rich and Skinny, and Citizens of Humanity. But I also love getting dressed up!
Candace Cameron Bure
I have been doing merch’ since I was 15 and in bands when I was a teenager – silk-screening shirts, making the emulsion in my mom’s closet I converted into a dark room, through college. That’s essentially how us bands survived was selling homemade t-shirts.
Steve Aoki
The Republicans find their faith imperiled by Barney Frank’s marriage. There is always a shadow on the wall, a monster in the closet, a mysterious rustling in the teeming underbrush of the conservative Id.
Charlie Pierce
My closet is my happy place.
J. J. Redick
I was always a closet blues player.
Tito Jackson
I’m kind of a closet redneck.
Donald Trump, Jr.
All the clothes in my closet are Oakland, California, clothes. You can’t wear those anywhere else. The barometric pressure drops and then where are you?
Mary Roach
We have a costume closet at home. My family will put on a costume for any excuse.
Bryan Batt
Sometimes it feels like it hurts when you make a big purchase, so I really believe that the more expensive things should be gems that you keep in your closet, not trends.
Amber Valletta
I am in a constant cycle of selling my clothes at Wasteland and buying from Goodwill. Once or twice a year, I go through my closet and donate everything to Goodwill. It feels like I am recycling my fashion.
Jenny Lewis
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office.
David Cone
As someone who was once in the closet, I can tell you it is the most sad, dark, awful, depressing place to ever be.
Rory O’Malley
Every day, I put on a suit, and I felt like I was playing dress-up in my mum’s closet. It just wasn’t right.
Lauren Gibbs
I’m a closet geek.
Matthew Vaughn
See, I will always shop, and that’s sort of a problem. Clothes are always exploding out of my closet!
Zoe Lister-Jones
I haven’t always felt it was okay to read romance novels. When I was younger, it embarrassed me to be seen with my books, but I’ve come out of the closet.
Karen Robards
My closet is like Bart Simpson's.

My closet is like Bart Simpson’s.
The Weeknd
I used to sneak into my mother’s closet and try to wear her lingerie to school.
Vanity
My perspective is hard because I look at wardrobe from very much a guy’s perspective. You look at my closet and I have pairs of black jeans and five button-downs, but one’s silk, one’s cotton. They all are slightly different, so that’s my perspective.
Erin Wasson
For like everyday, just kind of hanging out, I love flannels. Part of my closet, there’s a whole section of flannels because I love them so much. Slouchy, oversized hats and fedoras. I just got these 2 amazing hats that I really love, blue and gold trim with woven material by D&Y. I love D&Y hats.
Nina Dobrev
Drew is a shopaholic. He must have 400 suits and 180 pairs of shoes. I have three pairs of jeans, and that’s it. I shop in his closet and take anything I want.
Jonathan Scott
I don’t have any skeletons in my closet.
Joe Williams
One of the side benefits of staying in the closet is you can have a much bigger career.
Edmund White
I lived in a pretty big house, and we had a guesthouse, so when I was 14, I built a studio in my bedroom, which was pretty big. It was two rooms connected, so I turned the second into a studio and ran the mic in my closet.
Syd
I spent a couple years just earnestly praying, asking the question that I don’t think we ask enough: ‘God what do you want to do with me?’ Really getting into our prayer closet, seeking His heart, asking what He wants to do in our lives.
Scott Pruitt
Nobody cleans out their closet at the end of the season anymore.
Kenneth Cole
For so long, for my whole life I didn’t have to but I lived in the closet.
Scott Evans
My closet is pretty organized, I’m proud to say. It’s set up by type of clothes and then by color. And then, of course, there’s the rotating from spring/summer to fall/winter.
Behati Prinsloo
The difference between being in the closet and out of the closet as a gay man is such a huge shift. I feel so connected still to that 22-year-old, but the idea that I was not open with that part of my life – which I am now so open about – is sort of surreal.
Jonathan Groff
If you have items in your closet that you haven’t worn in a year, then you’re never going to wear them.
Tan France
Knowledge of the world in only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Paul Lynde
Sometimes you have to lie to yourself to get through the criticism, and then you’re in your closet crying. It’s been like that for me a couple of times, but I only want to learn from those things.
Selena Gomez
I’m a huge closet Mariah Carey fan – she’s got one of the best voices probably ever.
Anderson East
I still have such a thing for leather jackets. I have a closet full of them, and my husband is always saying to me, ‘Why do you need another jacket? You have plenty of jackets.’
Judy Blume
It’s okay to talk about birth, okay – then menstruation. I first started my advocacy for women’s health in the field of reproductive freedom, and the next stage would be bringing menopause out of the closet.
Cybill Shepherd
I go through periods where I don’t shop at all, and then I go crazy and buy everything in sight. I never know what to wear, and I’m at my worst before an audition. I pull everything out of the closet, throw it on my bed. I’ll get entirely dressed and then take it all off again until I’m in a kind of frenzy.
Brooke Adams
I’m not a gay-basher, because gay people buy my records. Why would I be offended by your sexual preference, unless I’m in the closet? If ya like boys, go get all the boys ya want.
Pimp C
I think – I think you have a conscience growing up in a loving family with a nurturing community. And I think what happens is, and that’s part of the problem of being in the closet which is a very sick place. I mean it’s self loathing. It’s self denial. And you keep that separate.
James McGreevey