Top 265 Humour Quotes

I think if there is a God, it’s very important that he has a sense of humour – otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.
Rory Bremner
I look around and pay attention to what around me is not being talked about, and then I talk about it with as much humour and honesty as I can. All my books have been that way.
Alexandra Fuller
I’m a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially vicious situations quickly. It gets things in perspective and helps everyone to see that things aren’t as bad as they seem.
Ronnie Wood
I don’t see any division between the comic and the tragic. I feel like I’m writing about serious things, and humour is one of my tools. It’s not contrived, just part of my world, part of the way things are to me.
Miriam Toews
I’m all about people that appreciate, that are grateful, that smile, that have a sense of humour – the dirtier the laugh, the better- that’s my kind of vibe… and I hope that’s the kind of thing that I attract.
Poppy Delevingne
I’m definitely responsible for the image that I put out there. But it does become frustrating, because I don’t want ‘sexy’ to be my defining characteristic. I’d love for my ambition and will and intellect and sense of humour to define me as well.
Eva Mendes
I’ve always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It’s as simple as that.
Norman Wisdom
I always had an oddball sense of humour.
Ayda Field
It’s rare that you discover something by accident that resonates with your sense of humour.
Richard Herring
I love inappropriate humour.
Bojana Novakovic
I use humour a lot because humour is a great equaliser. Everyone laughs at the same things if you set them up properly, and that makes everybody equal. At the end of the day, I see my job as being there to entertain as well as inform and provoke.
Gurinder Chadha
I’d like to be with a guy who’s in touch with his feminine side. He should be a lover of art, music and culture. A guy with a sense of humour, openness and emotional maturity is a big turn-on.
Lisa Haydon
Humour is a fine line to walk in poetry, as in fiction. I just think it’s harder to write. It’s harder to keep the respect of the reader too.
George Murray
I might look like somebody who lives next door but I’ve a dark, twisted sense of humour.
Sarah Millican